Narrative

304.   Blaine Garrot Jordan was born to Christian Jordan and Saunderson Jordan in the town of Jordan, on the island of Autaugaville. 13 people came to meet Blaine Jordan for the first time this year: Vinny Gilles, Brianna Zollie, Ozzy Zollie, Daisy Jordan, Saunderson Jordan, Capt. Marietta Jordan, Saunderson Jordan, Blaine Jordan, Oral Zollie, Dustin Zollie, Oral Zollie, Daniela Zollie, and Christian Jordan. Blaine Jordan's brother, Saunderson Jordan, died in Jordan, Autaugaville, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Blaine this year.
305.   Blaine is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
306.   Blaine is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Blaine Jordan's younger sister, Tamra Jordan, was born in Jordan. Gene Zollie people came to meet Blaine Jordan for the first time.
307.   Blaine is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
308.   Blaine has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
309.   Blaine Jordan is now 5 years old. Blaine Jordan's younger sister, Remy Jordan, was born in Jordan.
311.   Blaine Jordan's younger brother, Reggie Jordan, was born in Jordan. Blaine Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Vinny Gilles, Tamra Jordan, and Dody Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Blaine this year.
314.   Blaine Jordan is now 10 years old. Blaine Jordan's younger brother, Hendrick Jordan, was born in Jordan. Blaine Jordan's sister, Remy Jordan, died in Jordan, Autaugaville, after a freak accident; she was 5 years old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Blaine this year.
317.   Blaine Jordan's younger sister, May Jordan, was born in Jordan.
318.   Blaine Jordan's younger brother, Jodie Jordan, was born in Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Blaine this year.
319.   Blaine Jordan turned 15. Blaine Jordan's younger brother, Werner Jordan, was born in Jordan. Blaine Jordan's brother, Jodie Jordan, died in Jordan, Autaugaville, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Blaine this year.
320.   Blaine Jordan's younger brother, Hillel Jordan, was born in Jordan. Blaine Jordan's brother, Werner Jordan, died in Jordan, Autaugaville, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Blaine this year.
322.   Blaine Jordan turned 18. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Blaine this year.
324.   Blaine Jordan is now 20 years old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Blaine this year.
325.   Blaine Jordan married Dody Zollie in Jordan, Autaugaville. Dody Zollie is now named Dody Jordan. Blaine visited his grandmother, Daniela Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Blaine Jordan's wife, Dody Jordan, took her own life in Jordan, Autaugaville; she was 18 years old.
326.   Blaine Jordan's younger brother, Ulises Jordan, was born in Jordan. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Blaine this year.
327.   Blaine Jordan's younger sister, Hephzibah Jordan, was born in Jordan. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Blaine this year.
328.   Blaine Jordan's sister, Hephzibah Jordan, died in Jordan, Autaugaville, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Blaine this year.
329.   Blaine Jordan turned 25. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Blaine this year.
330.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Blaine this year.
332.   Blaine Jordan's younger half-sister, Sophia Gilles, was born in the town of Jordan, on the island of Autaugaville. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Blaine this year.
333.   Blaine Jordan's half-sister, Sophia Gilles, died in Jordan, Autaugaville, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old.
334.   Blaine Jordan turned 30.
336.   Blaine visited his aunt, Brianna Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
337.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Blaine this year.
343.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Blaine this year.
344.   Blaine Jordan turned 40. In Jordan House, their home, Blaine is attending to Christian Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Blaine Jordan's mother, Christian Jordan, died in Jordan, Autaugaville, of natural causes; she was 68 years old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Blaine this year.
345.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Blaine this year.
347.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Blaine this year.
348.   Blaine Jordan's father Saunderson Jordan married Vinny Jordan in Jordan, Autaugaville. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Blaine this year.
349.   Eadie Jordan had an affair with Blaine Jordan; she is now pregnant. Eadie Jordan had an affair with Blaine Jordan; Eadie's husband, Hillel Jordan, did not find out.
350.   Eadie Jordan gave birth to a girl named Addis Blondy Jordan, of whom Blaine Jordan is the father. In Jordan House, their home, Blaine is attending to Saunderson Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Blaine Jordan's father, Saunderson Jordan, died in Jordan, Autaugaville, of natural causes; he was 70 years old. Blaine Jordan's daughter, Addis Jordan, died in Jordan, Autaugaville, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
351.   Blaine visited his uncle, Oral Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Blaine this year.
353.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Blaine this year.
354.   Blaine Jordan is now 50 years old.
355.   Blaine Jordan is trying to gather up a group of people in Jordan for an expedition on the Pantomimus, which Capt. Marietta Jordan has agreed to lead. Blaine Jordan moved out of Jordan House in Jordan. Blaine Jordan boarded the Pantomimus from the port of Jordan, Autaugaville. Capt. Marietta Jordan has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Pantomimus, under command of Capt. Marietta Jordan, has left the harbor at Jordan, Autaugaville. The Pantomimus is heading E at half-speed.
356.   The Pantomimus is heading W at quarter-speed. The crew of the Pantomimus have spotted land. The Pantomimus is approaching an apparently uninhabited island. Blaine Jordan is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Blaine Jordan moved into Jordan House in Jordan Town. A new island was discovered by the crew of Pantomimus. They call it Minneapolis. On it, they have founded a port called Jordan Town, which is named after Capt. Marietta Jordan.
357.   Blaine visited his uncle, Capt. Marietta Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
359.   Eadie Jordan had an affair with Blaine Jordan; she is now pregnant. Eadie Jordan had an affair with Blaine Jordan; Eadie's husband, Hillel Jordan, did not find out.
360.   Eadie Jordan gave birth to a boy named Jan Reynolds Jordan, of whom Blaine Jordan is the father.
364.   Blaine Jordan turned 60.
367.   Blaine visited his sister, Daisy Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Blaine Jordan's sister, Daisy Zollie, died in Jordan Town, Minneapolis, of natural causes; she was 65 years old.
374.   Blaine Jordan is now 70 years old. Blaine Jordan has fallen ill. Blaine is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Vinny Jordan, May Zollie, and Missie Zollie. Blaine Jordan died in Jordan Town, Minneapolis, of natural causes; he was 70 years old. Blaine Jordan was laid to rest in the Jordan Town cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
378.   Blaine Jordan's grandchild, named Bogart Jordan, was born in the town of Jordan, Autaugaville; the child's father is Blaine's son, Jan Jordan.
402.   Blaine Jordan's grandchild, named Christian Jordan, was born in the town of Jordan, Autaugaville; the child's father is Blaine's son, Jan Jordan.
406.   Blaine Jordan's son Jan Jordan married Alethea Jordan in Jordan, Autaugaville.