Narrative

316.   Barney Nestor Shumeet was born to Estel Shumeet and Welby Shumeet in the town of Grandview Heights, on the island of Pelican. 6 people came to meet Barney Shumeet for the first time this year: Claus Vaclav, Welby Shumeet, Casandra Vaclav, Barney Shumeet, Estel Shumeet, and Harvey Noland. Welby Shumeet moved to neighboring Pittsburg, a mile away from Grandview Heights. Welby Shumeet caught word of an uninhabited house in Pittsburg, Pelican, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Barney Shumeet moved out of Shumeet House in Grandview Heights. Barney Shumeet moved out of Aldis House in Grandview Heights. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Barney this year.
317.   Barney is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Barney Shumeet moved into Aldis House in Pittsburg. Damara Myke people came to meet Barney Shumeet for the first time. Barney Shumeet made 3 new friends this year: Baxter Gilles, Gene Gilles, and Welby Shumeet.
318.   Barney is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Barney Shumeet's parents Estel Shumeet and Welby Shumeet divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had one child together. Estel Shumeet and Welby Shumeet decided that Estel will stay in their house, and Welby will move out. Barney Shumeet made 9 new friends this year: Marita Gilles, Andree Gilles, Mikael Gilles, Capt. Fowler Gilles, Abraham Gilles, Roana Myke, Graig Noland, Merrili Noland, and Berny Shumeet.
319.   Barney is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Barney Shumeet moved out of Aldis House in Pittsburg. Barney Shumeet moved into Gilles House in Pittsburg. Barney Shumeet's mother Estel Shumeet married Gene Gilles in Pittsburg, Pelican. Estel Shumeet is now named Estel Gilles. Barney Shumeet made 4 new friends this year: Gene Gilles, Horatius Gilles, Eleonore Gilles, and Shepard Myke.
320.   Barney has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Gene Gilles is trying to gather up a group of people in Pittsburg for an expedition on the Advection, which Capt. Fowler Gilles has agreed to lead. Gene Gilles reluctantly accepted an invitation from Gene Gilles to leave Pittsburg on the Advection, but will have to consult family. Estel Gilles reluctantly agreed to go on the journey; their child Barney Shumeet will also come along. Barney Shumeet moved out of Gilles House in Pittsburg. Barney Shumeet boarded the Advection from the port of Pittsburg, Pelican. Capt. Fowler Gilles has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Advection, under command of Capt. Fowler Gilles, has left the harbor at Pittsburg, Pelican. The Advection is heading S at full-speed. Barney Shumeet's younger half-brother, Larry Gilles, was born in Advection. Barney visited his family member, Gene Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Barney visited his friend Graig Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Barney visited his friend Capt. Fowler Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Disease broke out on the Advection; three people died.
321.   Barney Shumeet is now 5 years old. The Advection is heading E at half-speed. Barney Shumeet's younger half-sister, Dedra Gilles, was born in Advection.
322.   The Advection is heading E at quarter-speed. Barney Shumeet's half-sister, Dedra Gilles, died at sea aboard the Advection from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old.
323.   The Advection is heading E at quarter-speed. The Advection sank 292 miles off the coast of Hornbeak; there were 12 people aboard. Barney Shumeet drowned in the open ocean after the Advection was shipwrecked; he was 7 years old.
331.   Barney Shumeet's half-sister, Berny Gilles, murdered 42-year-old Shepard Myke in Pittsburg, Pelican. Barney Shumeet's half-sister, Berny Gilles, killed her 46-year-old uncle Jessee Shumeet in self-defense in Pittsburg, Pelican, after the latter tried to murder her. This was her second victim.
349.   Barney Shumeet's half-sister, Grissel Gilles, murdered 21-year-old Blayne Guillermo in Hodges, Wauseon.