Narrative

310.   Alastair Burnaby Zollie was born to Tonie Zollie and Burnaby Zollie in the town of Renton, on the island of Bettles. 7 people came to meet Alastair Zollie for the first time this year: Tonie Zollie, Joy Zollie, Alastair Zollie, Charmain Zollie, Burnaby Zollie, Dave Zollie, and Florina Zollie. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alastair this year.
311.   Alastair is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Alastair Zollie's younger brother, Randall Zollie, was born in Renton.
312.   Alastair is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Alastair Zollie's parents Tonie Zollie and Burnaby Zollie divorced after 15 years of marriage; they had 9 children together. Tonie Zollie and Burnaby Zollie decided that Tonie will stay in their house, and Burnaby will move out.
313.   Alastair is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
314.   Alastair has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
315.   Alastair Zollie turned 5.
318.   Alastair Zollie's father Burnaby Zollie married Cleva Noland in the wilderness of Bettles; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Bettles, along with children Joannes Noland, Jorie Noland, and Buck Noland.
320.   Alastair Zollie turned 10.
325.   Alastair Zollie turned 15.
328.   Alastair Zollie is now 18 years old. Alastair Zollie met one new person this year, Phedra Jordan.
330.   Alastair Zollie turned 20.
332.   Alastair Zollie is thinking about leaving Renton, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
334.   Alastair Zollie met one new person this year, Jaynell Aldis.
335.   Alastair Zollie is now 25 years old. Alastair Zollie is thinking about leaving Renton, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
336.   Alastair Zollie met one new person this year, Haven Aldis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alastair this year.
337.   Alastair Zollie met one new person this year, Eunice Aldis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alastair this year.
338.   Alastair Zollie is thinking about leaving Renton, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Alastair Zollie met two new people this year, Temple Aldis and Alvinia Gilles. Alastair just found out from Dave Zollie that his sister Florina Zollie died of disease in Zollie Point, Bettles 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 10 years ago in in Renton, Bettles. (Dave had recently found this out from Ricardo Vaclav.) Alastair Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Eunice Aldis, Giffard Gilles, and Alvinia Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alastair this year.
340.   Alastair Zollie turned 30.
341.   Alastair Zollie is thinking about leaving Renton, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
346.   Alastair Zollie met 4 new people this year: Otha Aldis, Bernd Aldis, Shannon Aldis, and Raina Aldis. Alastair Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Shannon Aldis, Bernd Aldis, and Otha Aldis.
348.   Alastair just found out from Aube Aldis that his mother Tonie Zollie died of natural causes in Minneapolis, Bettles 6 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 14 years ago in in Renton, Bettles. (Aube had recently found this out from Raina Gilles.) Alastair Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Aube Aldis, Kimmo Aldis, and Raina Aldis.
349.   Alastair Zollie met two new people this year, Camella Aldis and Nero Aldis. Alastair Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Camella Aldis, Nero Aldis, Shandy Aldis, and Kendal Aldis.
350.   Alastair Zollie is now 40 years old. Alastair Zollie is thinking about leaving Renton, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Alastair Zollie met two new people this year, Aube Aldis and Evy Gilles.
351.   Alastair Zollie is thinking about leaving Renton, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Alastair Zollie met two new people this year, Loria Gilles and Mollee Gilles. Alastair visited with his friend Alvinia Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Renton, Bettles.
352.   Alastair Zollie married Alvinia Gilles in Renton, Bettles. Alvinia Gilles is now named Alvinia Zollie.
353.   Alvinia Zollie gave birth to a girl named Jaynell Alvinia Zollie, after Jaynell Aldis, of whom Alastair Zollie is the father.
354.   Alvinia Zollie gave birth to a boy named Dave Vincent Zollie, after Dave Zollie, of whom Alastair Zollie is the father. Alastair Zollie met one new person this year, Eric Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alastair this year.
355.   Alastair Zollie met two new people this year, Wynnie Gilles and Judi Aldis. Alastair Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Judi Aldis, Judi Gilles, Wynnie Gilles, and Madison Gilles.
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357.   Alvinia Zollie gave birth to a girl named Loretta Catina Zollie, of whom Alastair Zollie is the father.
358.   Alastair Zollie met one new person this year, Lloyd Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alastair this year.
359.   Alvinia Zollie gave birth to a girl named Jaynell Jessa Zollie, after Jaynell Aldis, of whom Alastair Zollie is the father. In Gilles House, their home, Alastair is attending to Kimbra Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alastair Zollie's daughter, Jaynell Zollie, died in Renton, Bettles, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
360.   Alastair Zollie turned 50. Alastair Zollie met two new people this year, Ferdy Noland and Max Noland.
361.   Alvinia Zollie asked Alastair Zollie for a divorce; Alastair Zollie agreed to it. Alastair Zollie and Alvinia Zollie divorced after 9 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Alvinia Zollie and Alastair Zollie decided that their children, Jaynell, Dave, and Loretta, will live with Alvinia. Alvinia Zollie and Alastair Zollie decided that Alvinia will stay in their house, and Alastair will move out. Alastair Zollie moved out of Gilles House in Renton. Alastair Zollie moved into Zollie House in Renton. Alastair Zollie met one new person this year, Hiram Aldis.
362.   Alvinia Zollie and Alastair Zollie have fallen for each other again and are going to give marriage another shot. Alastair Zollie married Alvinia Zollie in Renton, Bettles.
363.   Alvinia Zollie gave birth to a girl named Alvinia Zandra Zollie, after Alvinia Gilles, of whom Alastair Zollie is the father. Alastair visited his friend Judi Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Renton, Bettles, where they meet now for the last time. In Zollie House, their home, Alastair is attending to Alvinia Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alastair Zollie's wife, Alvinia Zollie, died in Renton, Bettles, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 48 years old. Alastair Zollie met two new people this year, Spike Quinn and Cleveland Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alastair this year.
366.   Alastair Zollie met one new person this year, Whitney Quinn. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alastair this year.
367.   Alastair visited his brother, Dave Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alastair Zollie's brother, Dave Zollie, died in Renton, Bettles, of natural causes; he was 62 years old.
369.   Alastair Zollie met one new person this year, Arnoldo Gilles.
370.   Alastair Zollie is now 60 years old. Alastair Zollie has fallen ill. Alastair is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Hiram Aldis, Olenka Gilles, Cleveland Gilles, Judi Gilles, Arnoldo Gilles, Loretta Zollie, Dave Zollie, Jaynell Zollie, and Alvinia Zollie. Alastair Zollie died in Renton, Bettles, of natural causes; he was 60 years old. Alastair Zollie was laid to rest in the Renton cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
371.   Alastair Zollie's daughter Jaynell Zollie married Ansell Guillermo in Renton, Bettles. Jaynell Zollie is now named Jaynell Guillermo.
372.   Alastair Zollie's grandchild, named Janeczka Guillermo, was born in the town of Renton, Bettles; the child's mother is Alastair's daughter, Jaynell Guillermo. Alastair Zollie's brother, Randall Zollie, murdered Aube Aldis in an act of revenge.
373.   Alastair Zollie's grandchild, named Hillary Guillermo, was born in the town of Renton, Bettles; the child's mother is Alastair's daughter, Jaynell Guillermo.
374.   Alastair Zollie's grandchild, named Janot Guillermo, was born in the town of Renton, Bettles; the child's mother is Alastair's daughter, Jaynell Guillermo. Alastair Zollie's daughter Jaynell Guillermo and Ansell Guillermo divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Ansell Guillermo and Jaynell Guillermo decided that their children, Janeczka, Hillary, and Janot, will live with Jaynell. Alastair Zollie's daughter Loretta Zollie married Ansell Guillermo in Renton, Bettles. Loretta Zollie is now named Loretta Guillermo.
375.   Alastair Zollie's son Dave Zollie married Eunice Aldis in Cottonwood, Bettles.
376.   Alastair Zollie's grandchild, named Alvinia Guillermo, was born in the town of Renton, Bettles; the child's mother is Alastair's daughter, Loretta Guillermo. Alastair Zollie's daughter Loretta Guillermo and Ansell Guillermo divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had one child together. Loretta Guillermo and Ansell Guillermo decided that their child, Alvinia, will live with Loretta.
379.   Alastair Zollie's son Dave Zollie and Eunice Zollie divorced after 4 years of marriage; they did not have children together.
393.   Alastair Zollie's grandchild, named Burnaby Zollie, was born in the town of Zollie Point, Bettles; the child's mother is Alastair's daughter, Alvinia Zollie.
405.   Alastair Zollie's daughter Alvinia Zollie married Dick Guillermo in Renton, Bettles. Alvinia Zollie is now named Alvinia Guillermo.
406.   Alastair Zollie's grandchild, named Raina Guillermo, was born in the wilderness of Bettles; the child's mother is Alastair's daughter, Alvinia Guillermo.