Narrative

305.   Dave Pierce Zollie was born to Tonie Zollie and Burnaby Zollie in the town of Renton, on the island of Bettles. He is named after his uncle, Dave Gilles. 5 people came to meet Dave Zollie for the first time this year: Tonie Zollie, Joy Zollie, Burnaby Zollie, Florina Zollie, and Dave Zollie. Burnaby Zollie moved to neighboring Zollie Point, a mile away from Renton. Burnaby Zollie heard about an uninhabited house in Zollie Point, Bettles, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Dave Zollie moved out of Gilles House in Renton. Dave Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Renton. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Dave this year.
306.   Dave is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dave Zollie moved into Zollie House in Zollie Point.
307.   Dave is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dave Zollie's younger sister, Charmain Zollie, was born in Zollie Point. Burnaby Zollie moved to neighboring Renton, a mile away from Zollie Point. Burnaby Zollie found an uninhabited house in Renton, Bettles, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Dave Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Zollie Point. Dave Zollie moved into Gilles House in Renton. Dave Zollie moved out of Gilles House in Zollie Point.
308.   Dave is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dave Zollie moved into Gilles House in Renton.
309.   Dave has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
310.   Dave Zollie is now 5 years old. Dave Zollie's younger brother, Alastair Zollie, was born in Renton.
311.   Dave Zollie's younger brother, Randall Zollie, was born in Renton. Dave Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Charmain Zollie, Joy Zollie, and Florina Zollie.
312.   Dave Zollie's parents Tonie Zollie and Burnaby Zollie divorced after 15 years of marriage; they had 9 children together. Tonie Zollie and Burnaby Zollie decided that Tonie will stay in their house, and Burnaby will move out.
315.   Dave Zollie turned 10.
318.   Dave Zollie's father Burnaby Zollie married Cleva Noland in the wilderness of Bettles; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Bettles, along with children Joannes Noland, Jorie Noland, and Buck Noland.
320.   Dave Zollie turned 15.
323.   Dave Zollie turned 18.
324.   Dave Zollie is thinking about leaving Renton, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
325.   Dave Zollie turned 20. Dave Zollie is thinking about leaving Renton, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
326.   Dave Zollie is thinking about leaving Renton, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
328.   Dave Zollie is thinking about leaving Renton, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Dave Zollie met one new person this year, Phedra Jordan.
330.   Dave Zollie turned 25. Thor Aldis attempted to murder Dave Zollie, but failed.
332.   Dave Zollie has made up his mind: he is going to leave Renton, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Dave Zollie decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Renton. Dave Zollie moved out of Gilles House in Renton. Dave Zollie heard about an uninhabited house in Renton, Bettles, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Dave Zollie moved into Zollie House in Renton.
334.   Dave Zollie met one new person this year, Jaynell Aldis.
335.   Dave Zollie is now 30 years old.
337.   Dave Zollie is thinking about leaving Renton, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Dave Zollie met one new person this year, Haven Aldis.
338.   Dave Zollie met 3 new people this year: Eunice Aldis, Alvinia Gilles, and Giffard Gilles. Dave just found out from Ricardo Vaclav that his sister Florina Zollie died of disease in Zollie Point, Bettles 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 10 years ago in in Renton, Bettles. (Ricardo had recently found this out from Giffard Gilles.) Dave Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Eunice Aldis, Giffard Gilles, and Alvinia Gilles.
340.   Dave Zollie is thinking about leaving Renton, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
345.   Dave Zollie is now 40 years old.
346.   Dave Zollie met 4 new people this year: Otha Aldis, Bernd Aldis, Aube Aldis, and Raina Aldis. Dave Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Aube Aldis, Bernd Aldis, and Shannon Aldis.
347.   Dave Zollie is thinking about leaving Renton, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
348.   Dave Zollie met one new person this year, Kimmo Aldis. Dave just found out from Otha Aldis that his mother Tonie Zollie died of natural causes in Minneapolis, Bettles 6 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 14 years ago in in Renton, Bettles. (Otha had recently found this out from Raina Gilles.)
349.   Dave Zollie is thinking about leaving Renton, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Dave Zollie met one new person this year, Nero Aldis. Dave Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Shandy Aldis, Kendal Aldis, and Nero Aldis.
350.   Dave Zollie met two new people this year, Aube Aldis and Evy Gilles. Dave Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Raina Aldis, Aube Aldis, and Evy Gilles.
351.   Dave Zollie has made up his mind: he is going to leave Renton, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Dave Zollie decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Renton. Dave Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Renton. Dave Zollie found an uninhabited house in Renton, Bettles, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Dave Zollie moved into Zollie House in Renton. Dave Zollie met 3 new people this year: Loria Gilles, Mollee Gilles, and Kimbra Gilles. Dave visited with his friend Alvinia Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Renton, Bettles.
353.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Dave this year.
354.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dave this year.
355.   Dave Zollie is now 50 years old. Dave Zollie met two new people this year, Wynnie Gilles and Judi Aldis. Dave Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Judi Aldis, Judi Gilles, Wynnie Gilles, and Madison Gilles.
358.   Dave Zollie had a sexual liaison with Judi Gilles. Dave Zollie met two new people this year, Lloyd Aldis and Lana Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dave this year.
359.   Dave Zollie married Judi Gilles in Renton, Bettles. Judi Gilles is now named Judi Zollie. Dave visited his friend Kimbra Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Renton, Bettles, where they meet now for the last time.
360.   Dave Zollie met two new people this year, Ferdy Noland and Max Noland.
361.   Dave Zollie met one new person this year, Olenka Gilles. Dave Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Lloyd Aldis, Olenka Gilles, and Dave Zollie.
362.   Dave Zollie met one new person this year, Hiram Aldis.
363.   In Zollie House, their home, Dave is attending to Judi Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Dave Zollie's wife, Judi Zollie, died in Renton, Bettles, of natural causes; she was 73 years old. Dave visited his friend Alvinia Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 25 years ago in Renton, Bettles, where they meet now for the last time. Dave Zollie met one new person this year, Cleveland Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dave this year.
365.   Dave Zollie turned 60.
366.   Olenka Gilles had a sexual liaison with Dave Zollie. Dave Zollie met one new person this year, Whitney Quinn. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dave this year.
367.   Dave Zollie has fallen ill. Dave is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Hiram Aldis, Judi Aldis, Olenka Gilles, Cleveland Gilles, Loria Quinn, Spike Quinn, Alastair Zollie, Dave Zollie, Loretta Zollie, Jaynell Zollie, and Alvinia Zollie. Dave Zollie died in Renton, Bettles, of natural causes; he was 62 years old. Dave Zollie was laid to rest in the Renton cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
372.   Dave Zollie's brother, Randall Zollie, murdered Aube Aldis in an act of revenge.