Narrative

300.   Fonz Gaston Prasun was born to Zarla Prasun and Gaston Prasun in the wilderness of the island of Judgement. He is named after his great-grandfather, Fonz Prasun. 8 people came to meet Fonz Prasun for the first time this year: Rhodie Prasun, Olva Prasun, Gaston Prasun, Gaston Prasun, Anatoly Prasun, Zarla Prasun, Woodrow Prasun, and Korney Prasun. Fonz Prasun's parents Gaston Prasun and Zarla Prasun divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 5 children together. Gaston Prasun and Zarla Prasun decided that Zarla will stay at their campsite in the wilderness of Judgement, and Gaston will move out. Fonz Prasun's father, Gaston Prasun, was murdered in the wilderness of Wilderness of Judgement by Tybalt Vaclav, who was acting in self-defense; he was 33 years old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fonz this year.
301.   Fonz is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
302.   Fonz is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
303.   Fonz is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Amalle Prasun people came to meet Fonz Prasun for the first time.
304.   Fonz has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
305.   Fonz Prasun turned 5. Fonz Prasun met one new person this year, Fonz Prasun.
310.   Fonz Prasun turned 10.
315.   Fonz Prasun turned 15.
317.   Fonz Prasun decided to leave Wilderness of Judgement; he will do so shortly. Fonz Prasun is moving north from Wilderness of Judgement at a swift pace. Fonz Prasun traveled 3 miles north in the wilderness of Judgement.
318.   Fonz Prasun is now 18 years old. Fawne Vaclav had a sexual liaison with Fonz Prasun. Fonz Prasun decided to leave Wilderness of Judgement; he will do so shortly. Fonz Prasun is moving south from Wilderness of Judgement at a brisk pace. Fonz Prasun traveled 66 miles south in the wilderness of Judgement.
319.   Fawne Vaclav gave birth to a boy named Edouard Stearn Vaclav, of whom Fonz Prasun is the father. Fonz Prasun married Fawne Vaclav in the wilderness of Judgement; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Judgement, along with child Edouard Vaclav. Fawne Vaclav is now named Fawne Prasun. Fonz Prasun's half-brother, Brice Prasun, murdered 50-year-old Harlin Vaclav in Sheffield Lake, Judgement. Fonz Prasun's half-brother, Brice Prasun, killed his 16-year-old cousin Sergei Prasun in self-defense in Sheffield Lake, Judgement, after the latter tried to murder him. This was his second victim. Fonz Prasun decided to leave Wilderness of Judgement, and his wife Fawne Prasun timidly acquiesced; they will do so shortly. Fonz Prasun's wife, Fawne Prasun, and child, Edouard Vaclav, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Fonz. Fonz Prasun is moving south from Wilderness of Judgement at a swift pace. Fonz Prasun traveled 2 miles south in the wilderness of Judgement.
320.   Fonz Prasun is now 20 years old. Fawne Prasun gave birth to a boy named Ralph Fonz Prasun, of whom Fonz Prasun is the father. Fonz Prasun decided to leave Wilderness of Judgement, and his wife Fawne Prasun enthusiastically agreed; they will do so shortly. Fonz Prasun's wife, Fawne Prasun, and children, Ralph Prasun, and Edouard Vaclav, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Fonz. Fonz Prasun is moving south from Wilderness of Judgement at a swift pace. Fonz Prasun traveled 11 miles south in the wilderness of Judgement. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Fonz this year.
321.   Fawne Prasun gave birth to a boy named Fonz Kristopher Prasun; he is named for his father Fonz Gaston Prasun. Fonz Prasun's mother Zarla Prasun married Capt. Elliott Gilles in Eielson, Judgement. Zarla Prasun is now named Zarla Gilles. Fonz Prasun decided to leave Wilderness of Judgement, but his wife Fawne Prasun argued against the idea; Fonz dropped the subject and will stay afterall.
322.   Fawne Prasun gave birth to a girl named Isis Liane Prasun, of whom Fonz Prasun is the father. Fonz Prasun's son, Fonz Prasun, died alone in the wilderness of Judgement from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Fonz Prasun decided to leave Wilderness of Judgement, and his wife Fawne Prasun argued against the idea, but then relented; they will do so shortly. Fonz Prasun's wife, Fawne Prasun, and children, Ralph Prasun, Isis Prasun, and Edouard Vaclav, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Fonz. Fonz Prasun is moving west from Wilderness of Judgement at a rapid pace. Fonz Prasun traveled 58 miles west in the wilderness of Judgement. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Fonz this year.
323.   Fawne Prasun gave birth to a boy named Ingelbert Hansel Prasun, after Ingelbert Vaclav, of whom Fonz Prasun is the father. Fonz Prasun's son, Edouard Vaclav, died alone in the wilderness of Judgement of starvation; he was 4 years old. Fonz Prasun's daughter, Isis Prasun, died alone in the wilderness of Judgement from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Fonz Prasun's son, Ingelbert Prasun, died alone in the wilderness of Judgement from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Fonz Prasun decided to leave Wilderness of Judgement, and his wife Fawne Prasun timidly acquiesced; they will do so shortly. Fonz Prasun's wife, Fawne Prasun, and child, Ralph Prasun, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Fonz. Fonz Prasun is moving west from Wilderness of Judgement at a brisk pace. Fonz Prasun traveled 4 miles west in the wilderness of Judgement.
324.   Fawne Prasun gave birth to a girl named Aurea Zarla Prasun, of whom Fonz Prasun is the father. Fawne Prasun asked Fonz Prasun for a divorce; Fonz Prasun agreed to it. Fonz Prasun and Fawne Prasun divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 6 children together. Fawne Prasun and Fonz Prasun decided that Fonz will stay at their campsite in the wilderness of Judgement, and Fawne will leave. Fonz Prasun decided to leave Wilderness of Judgement; he will do so shortly. Fonz Prasun is moving west from Wilderness of Judgement at a swift pace. Fonz Prasun traveled 6 miles west in the wilderness of Judgement.
325.   Fonz Prasun turned 25. Fonz Prasun decided to leave Wilderness of Judgement; he will do so shortly. Fonz Prasun is moving north from Wilderness of Judgement at an easy pace. Fonz Prasun traveled 19 miles north in the wilderness of Judgement.
326.   Fonz Prasun has made up his mind: he is going to leave Wilderness of Judgement, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Fonz Prasun doesn't know of any nearby towns, so he will continue to venture in the wilderness, with the hopes of encountering civilization sometime soon. Fonz Prasun is moving south from Wilderness of Judgement at a fast pace. Fonz Prasun decided to leave Wilderness of Judgement; he will do so shortly. Fonz Prasun is moving south from Wilderness of Judgement at a rapid pace. Fonz Prasun traveled 4 miles south in the wilderness of Judgement.
327.   Fonz Prasun decided to leave Wilderness of Judgement; he will do so shortly. Fonz Prasun is moving north from Wilderness of Judgement at a fast pace. Fonz Prasun traveled 58 miles north in the wilderness of Judgement.
328.   Fonz Prasun is thinking about leaving Wilderness of Judgement, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Fawne Prasun had a sexual liaison with Fonz Prasun. Fonz Prasun's half-brother, Brice Prasun, murdered 5-year-old Terence Prasun in Vaclav Town, Judgement. This was his third victim. Fonz Prasun decided to leave Wilderness of Judgement; he will do so shortly. Fonz Prasun is moving west from Wilderness of Judgement at a brisk pace. Fonz Prasun traveled 9 miles west in the wilderness of Judgement.
329.   Fonz Prasun decided to leave Wilderness of Judgement; he will do so shortly. Fonz Prasun is moving south from Wilderness of Judgement at a swift pace. Fonz Prasun traveled 53 miles south in the wilderness of Judgement.
330.   Fonz Prasun is now 30 years old. Fonz Prasun is thinking about leaving Wilderness of Judgement, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Fonz Prasun decided to leave Wilderness of Judgement; he will do so shortly. Fonz Prasun is moving north from Wilderness of Judgement at a rapid pace. Fonz Prasun traveled 53 miles north in the wilderness of Judgement.
331.   Fonz Prasun died alone in the wilderness of Judgement of starvation; he was 31 years old. Liane Prasun, who had gotten to know Fonz Prasun due to the proximity of their campsites in the wilderness of Judgement, buried him there and placed a gravestone at the site.