Narrative

297.   Woodrow Hakim Prasun was born to Zarla Prasun and Gaston Prasun in the town of Susitna, on the island of Judgement. 9 people came to meet Woodrow Prasun for the first time this year: Genvieve Prasun, Zarla Prasun, Rudolfo Prasun, Nevile Prasun, Mendie Prasun, Brice Prasun, Gaston Prasun, Woodrow Prasun, and Liuka Prasun. Gaston Prasun's wife, Zarla Prasun, and children, Woodrow Prasun, and Mendie Prasun, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Gaston. Woodrow Prasun moved out of Prasun House in Susitna. Gaston Prasun stopped in the wilderness 57 miles north of Susitna. 3 people came to meet Woodrow Prasun for the first time this year: Rhodie Prasun, Anatoly Prasun, and Jeb Prasun. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Woodrow this year.
298.   Woodrow is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Woodrow Prasun's younger sister, Korney Prasun, was born in Wilderness of Judgement. Woodrow Prasun's father, Gaston Prasun, murdered his 18-year-old cousin Jeb Prasun in the wilderness of Wilderness of Judgement. Woodrow Prasun's brother, Mendie Prasun, died alone in the wilderness of Judgement of starvation; he was 2 years old.
299.   Woodrow is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Woodrow Prasun's younger brother, Gaston Prasun, was born in Wilderness of Judgement. Olva Prasun people came to meet Woodrow Prasun for the first time. Woodrow just found out from Zarla Prasun that his family member Liuka Prasun died of disease in Vaclav Town, Judgement 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 2 years ago in in Susitna, Judgement. (Zarla had recently found this out from Amalle Prasun.)
300.   Woodrow is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Woodrow Prasun's younger brother, Fonz Prasun, was born in Wilderness of Judgement. Woodrow Prasun's parents Gaston Prasun and Zarla Prasun divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 5 children together. Gaston Prasun and Zarla Prasun decided that Zarla will stay at their campsite in the wilderness of Judgement, and Gaston will move out. Woodrow Prasun's father, Gaston Prasun, was murdered in the wilderness of Wilderness of Judgement by Tybalt Vaclav, who was acting in self-defense; he was 33 years old.
301.   Woodrow has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
302.   Woodrow Prasun is now 5 years old. Zarla Prasun traveled 30 miles north in the wilderness of Judgement.
303.   Zarla Prasun traveled 27 miles east in the wilderness of Judgement.
304.   Zarla Prasun is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Woodrow Prasun moved into Prasun House in Eielson. Woodrow Prasun moved out of Prasun House in Wilderness of Judgement. Woodrow Prasun, Zarla Prasun, Anatoly Prasun, Gaston Prasun, Korney Prasun, Woodrow Prasun, Korney Prasun, and Gaston Prasun, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Judgement called Eielson.
307.   Woodrow Prasun is now 10 years old.
312.   Woodrow Prasun is now 15 years old.
315.   Woodrow Prasun is now 18 years old.
316.   Woodrow Prasun is thinking about leaving Eielson, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
317.   Woodrow Prasun turned 20.
319.   Woodrow Prasun is thinking about leaving Eielson, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Woodrow Prasun's half-brother, Brice Prasun, murdered 50-year-old Harlin Vaclav in Sheffield Lake, Judgement. Woodrow Prasun's half-brother, Brice Prasun, killed his 16-year-old cousin Sergei Prasun in self-defense in Sheffield Lake, Judgement, after the latter tried to murder him. This was his second victim.
320.   Woodrow Prasun met one new person this year, Capt. Elliott Gilles.
321.   Woodrow Prasun's mother Zarla Prasun married Capt. Elliott Gilles in Eielson, Judgement. Zarla Prasun is now named Zarla Gilles.
322.   Woodrow Prasun turned 25. Woodrow Prasun is thinking about leaving Eielson, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
327.   Woodrow Prasun turned 30.
328.   Woodrow Prasun's half-brother, Brice Prasun, murdered 5-year-old Terence Prasun in Vaclav Town, Judgement. This was his third victim.
329.   Woodrow Prasun met one new person this year, Liuka Prasun. Woodrow visited with his friend Conney Prasun, who he hadn't seen since 26 years ago in the wilderness of Judgement.
334.   Woodrow visited his mother, Zarla Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Woodrow Prasun's mother, Zarla Gilles, died in Eielson, Judgement, of natural causes; she was 59 years old.
337.   Woodrow Prasun is now 40 years old.
343.   Woodrow visited his friend Capt. Elliott Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 23 years ago in Eielson, Diomede, where they meet now for the last time.
344.   Woodrow Prasun is thinking about leaving Eielson, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
345.   Woodrow Prasun is thinking about leaving Eielson, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
347.   Woodrow Prasun turned 50.
357.   Woodrow Prasun is now 60 years old.
360.   Woodrow Prasun was murdered in Eielson, Diomede by Luciano Gilles; he was 63 years old. Woodrow Prasun was laid to rest in the Eielson cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.