Narrative

283.   Augie Zacharie Noland was born to Gianna Noland and Buck Noland in the town of Dauphin, on the island of Bettles. 7 people came to meet Augie Noland for the first time this year: Buck Noland, Yoshi Noland, Augie Noland, Ikey Noland, Gianna Noland, Ignacius Noland, and Marion Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Augie this year.
284.   Augie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Augie Noland's parents Buck Noland and Gianna Noland divorced after 24 years of marriage; they had 9 children together. Buck Noland and Gianna Noland decided that Gianna will stay in their house, and Buck will move out.
285.   Augie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
286.   Augie is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
287.   Augie has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
288.   Augie Noland turned 5.
291.   Augie Noland moved out of Noland House in Dauphin. Augie Noland moved into Noland House in Dauphin. Augie Noland's mother Gianna Noland married Marion Noland in Dauphin, Bettles.
292.   Augie Noland's younger half-sister, Gianna Noland, was born in Dauphin.
293.   Augie Noland is now 10 years old. Augie Noland's younger half-sister, Steffi Noland, was born in Dauphin. Augie visited his friend Hartwell Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Augie this year.
294.   Augie Noland's half-sister, Steffi Noland, died in Dauphin, Bettles, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old.
296.   Augie Noland's younger half-sister, Teresina Noland, was born in Dauphin. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Augie this year.
297.   Augie Noland's father Buck Noland married Madel Noland in Abington, Bettles.
298.   Augie Noland turned 15. Augie Noland's younger half-brother, Verne Noland, was born in Dauphin. Augie Noland's sister, Yoshi Noland, took her own life in Dauphin, Bettles; she was 28 years old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Augie this year.
299.   Augie Noland met two new people this year, Gianna Noland and Cleva Noland.
301.   Augie Noland is now 18 years old. Augie Noland has made up his mind: he is going to leave Dauphin, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Augie Noland decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Carrollton. Augie Noland moved out of Noland House in Dauphin. Augie Noland is attempting to find an open lot in Carrollton, Bettles, on which a house could be built. Augie Noland moved into Noland House in Carrollton. Augie Noland met one new person this year, Win Zollie.
302.   Augie Noland's parents Buck Noland and Madel Noland divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had one child together. Augie Noland has made up his mind: he is going to leave Carrollton, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Augie Noland decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Carrollton. Augie Noland moved out of Noland House in Carrollton. Augie Noland was told of an uninhabited house in Carrollton, Bettles, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Augie Noland moved into Noland House in Carrollton.
303.   Augie Noland turned 20. Augie Noland is thinking about leaving Carrollton, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Augie visited his friend Win Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
304.   Augie Noland is thinking about leaving Carrollton, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
305.   Augie Noland is thinking about leaving Carrollton, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
306.   Augie just found out from Gianna Noland that his father Buck Noland died of natural causes in Dauphin, Bettles 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 6 years ago in in Dauphin, Bettles. (Gianna had recently found this out from Gianna Noland.)
307.   Augie Noland has made up his mind: he is going to leave Carrollton, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Augie Noland decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Carrollton. Augie Noland moved out of Noland House in Carrollton. Augie Noland was told of an uninhabited house in Carrollton, Bettles, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Augie Noland moved into Noland House in Carrollton. Augie visited his mother, Gianna Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Augie Noland's mother, Gianna Noland, died in Carrollton, Bettles, of natural causes; she was 64 years old.
308.   Augie Noland is now 25 years old.
311.   Augie Noland has made up his mind: he is going to leave Carrollton, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Augie Noland decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Dauphin. Augie Noland moved out of Noland House in Carrollton. Augie Noland caught word of an uninhabited house in Dauphin, Bettles, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Augie Noland moved into Noland House in Dauphin. Augie reunited with his brother Ikey Noland, who he hasn't seen since 11 years ago in Dauphin, Bettles. Augie visited with his friend Madel Noland, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Dauphin, Bettles.
312.   Augie Noland is thinking about leaving Dauphin, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
313.   Augie Noland turned 30.
314.   Augie Noland is thinking about leaving Dauphin, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
318.   Augie Noland is thinking about leaving Dauphin, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
319.   Augie Noland met 3 new people this year: Hatti Gilles, Elnora Gilles, and Zacharie Gilles.
320.   Augie Noland met two new people this year, Abdul Gilles and Julius Gilles.
323.   Augie Noland turned 40. Augie Noland is thinking about leaving Dauphin, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Augie Noland met two new people this year, Hatti Gilles and Dabney Gilles.
324.   Augie Noland has made up his mind: he is going to leave Dauphin, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Augie Noland decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Dauphin. Augie Noland moved out of Noland House in Dauphin. Augie Noland was told of an uninhabited house in Dauphin, Bettles, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Augie Noland moved into Noland House in Dauphin.
326.   Augie Noland is thinking about leaving Dauphin, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Augie visited his friend Madel Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 27 years ago in Dauphin, Bettles, where they meet now for the last time.
327.   Augie just found out from Albatros Gilles that his brother Marion Noland died of natural causes in Carrollton, Bettles 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 17 years ago in in Carrollton, Bettles. (Albatros had recently found this out from Teresina Noland.)
328.   Augie reunited with his sister Teresina Noland, who he hasn't seen since 18 years ago in Carrollton, Bettles.
331.   Augie Noland is thinking about leaving Dauphin, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
332.   Augie Noland is thinking about leaving Dauphin, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
333.   Augie Noland is now 50 years old.
335.   Augie Noland is worrying about his sister Teresina Noland, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Canal Fulton, Bettles.
337.   Augie visited his friend Albatros Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in Dauphin, Bettles, where they meet now for the last time. Augie reunited with his sister Gianna Noland, who he hasn't seen since 27 years ago in Carrollton, Bettles.
338.   Augie is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, the late Madel Noland; they first met 39 years ago in Dauphin, Bettles and last saw each other 12 years ago in Dauphin, Bettles.
339.   Augie visited his friend Lilias Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 19 years ago in Dauphin, Bettles, where they meet now for the last time.
341.   Augie Noland is wondering about his sister Teresina Gilles, who 8 years ago set out for a new life in Canal Fulton, Bettles.
342.   Augie Noland is wondering about his sister Teresina Gilles, who 9 years ago set out for a new life in Canal Fulton, Bettles.
343.   Augie Noland turned 60.
344.   Augie Noland met 5 new people this year: Elnora Gilles, Hanan Gilles, Gianna Gilles, Julius Gilles, and Salomone Gilles. Augie reunited with his sister Teresina Gilles, who he hasn't seen since 12 years ago in Dauphin, Bettles.
345.   Augie is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own father, the late Buck Noland; they haven't seen each other since 45 years ago in in Dauphin, Bettles. Augie is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Ignacius Noland; they haven't seen each other since 45 years ago in in Dauphin, Bettles. Augie is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, the late Cleva Zollie; they last saw each other 45 years ago in in Dauphin, Bettles. Augie is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Steffi Noland; they haven't seen each other since 51 years ago in in Dauphin, Bettles. Augie is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own mother, the late Gianna Noland; they haven't seen each other since 38 years ago in in Carrollton, Bettles.
346.   Augie visited his brother, Ikey Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Augie Noland's brother, Ikey Noland, died in Dauphin, Bettles, of natural causes; he was 73 years old. Augie is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, Gianna Noland; they last saw each other 26 years ago in in Dauphin, Bettles. Augie is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Verne Noland; they haven't seen each other since 36 years ago in in Carrollton, Bettles.
347.   Augie Noland has fallen ill. Augie is on his deathbed and was visited by Elnora Gilles and Gianna Noland. Augie Noland died in Dauphin, Bettles, of natural causes; he was 64 years old. Augie Noland was laid to rest in the Dauphin cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.