Narrative

282.   Ignacius Kermie Noland was born to Gianna Noland and Buck Noland in the town of Dauphin, on the island of Bettles. 6 people came to meet Ignacius Noland for the first time this year: Buck Noland, Yoshi Noland, Ikey Noland, Gianna Noland, Ignacius Noland, and Marion Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ignacius this year.
283.   Ignacius is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ignacius Noland's younger brother, Augie Noland, was born in Dauphin.
284.   Ignacius is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Ignacius Noland's parents Buck Noland and Gianna Noland divorced after 24 years of marriage; they had 9 children together. Buck Noland and Gianna Noland decided that Gianna will stay in their house, and Buck will move out.
285.   Ignacius is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
286.   Ignacius has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
287.   Ignacius Noland is now 5 years old.
291.   Ignacius Noland moved out of Noland House in Dauphin. Ignacius Noland moved into Noland House in Dauphin. Ignacius Noland's mother Gianna Noland married Marion Noland in Dauphin, Bettles.
292.   Ignacius Noland turned 10. Ignacius Noland's younger half-sister, Gianna Noland, was born in Dauphin. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ignacius this year.
293.   Ignacius Noland's younger half-sister, Steffi Noland, was born in Dauphin. Ignacius visited his friend Hartwell Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ignacius this year.
294.   Ignacius Noland's half-sister, Steffi Noland, died in Dauphin, Bettles, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old.
296.   Ignacius Noland's younger half-sister, Teresina Noland, was born in Dauphin. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ignacius this year.
297.   Ignacius Noland turned 15. Ignacius Noland's father Buck Noland married Madel Noland in Abington, Bettles. Ignacius Noland is worrying about his father Buck Noland, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Abington, Bettles.
298.   Ignacius Noland's younger half-brother, Verne Noland, was born in Dauphin. Ignacius Noland's sister, Yoshi Noland, took her own life in Dauphin, Bettles; she was 28 years old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ignacius this year. Ignacius Noland is wondering about his father Buck Noland, who 3 years ago set out for a new life in Abington, Bettles.
299.   Ignacius Noland met two new people this year, Gianna Noland and Cleva Noland.
300.   Ignacius Noland turned 18. Ignacius Noland has made up his mind: he is going to leave Dauphin, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Ignacius Noland decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Dauphin. Ignacius Noland moved out of Noland House in Dauphin. Ignacius Noland found an uninhabited house in Dauphin, Bettles, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Ignacius Noland moved into Gilles House in Dauphin.
301.   Cleva Noland had a sexual liaison with Ignacius Noland.
302.   Ignacius Noland turned 20. Ignacius Noland's parents Buck Noland and Madel Noland divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had one child together. Ignacius Noland married Cleva Noland in Dauphin, Bettles. Ignacius Noland moved to Abington, 9 miles away from Dauphin. Ignacius Noland moved out of Gilles House in Dauphin. Ignacius Noland heard about an uninhabited house in Abington, Bettles, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Ignacius Noland moved into Gilles House in Abington.
303.   Cleva Noland gave birth to a boy named Zane Marlow Noland, after Zane Zollie, of whom Ignacius Noland is the father.
304.   Cleva Noland gave birth to a boy named Werner Hillard Noland, of whom Ignacius Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ignacius this year.
305.   Cleva Noland gave birth to a girl named Lurline Rivy Noland, of whom Ignacius Noland is the father. Ignacius Noland's son, Werner Noland, died in Abington, Bettles, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ignacius this year. Ignacius Noland is worrying about his brother Augie Noland, who 4 years ago set out for a new life in Carrollton, Bettles.
306.   Cleva Noland gave birth to a girl named Joannes Linnell Noland, after Joannes Zollie, of whom Ignacius Noland is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ignacius this year.
307.   Ignacius Noland turned 25. Cleva Noland gave birth to a girl named Jorie Joannes Noland, after Jorie Melvin, of whom Ignacius Noland is the father. Ignacius Noland is wondering about his brother Augie Noland, who 6 years ago set out for a new life in Carrollton, Bettles.
308.   Ignacius Noland asked Cleva Noland for a divorce, but Cleva pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. Ignacius Noland is wondering about his brother Augie Noland, who 7 years ago set out for a new life in Carrollton, Bettles.
309.   Cleva Noland gave birth to a girl named Kattie Cleva Noland, of whom Ignacius Noland is the father. Ignacius Noland's daughter, Kattie Noland, died in Abington, Bettles, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Ignacius Noland decided to leave Abington, and his wife Cleva Noland didn't object; they will do so shortly. Ignacius Noland's wife, Cleva Noland, and children, Lurline Noland, Joannes Noland, Jorie Noland, and Zane Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Ignacius. Ignacius Noland moved out of Gilles House in Abington. Ignacius Noland is moving east from Wilderness of Bettles at a brisk pace. Ignacius Noland stopped in the wilderness 79 miles east of Abington. Ignacius Noland is worrying about his brother Augie Noland, who 8 years ago set out for a new life in Carrollton, Bettles.
310.   Cleva Noland gave birth to a boy named Buck Demetris Noland, after Buck Noland, of whom Ignacius Noland is the father. Ignacius Noland's daughter, Lurline Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Bettles of starvation; she was 5 years old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ignacius this year.
312.   Ignacius Noland is now 30 years old. Ignacius Noland is wondering about his brother Augie Noland, who 11 years ago set out for a new life in Carrollton, Bettles.
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314.   Cleva Noland gave birth to a boy named Scott Kermie Noland, of whom Ignacius Noland is the father. Ignacius Noland's son, Zane Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Bettles of starvation; he was 11 years old. Ignacius Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Bettles, but his wife Cleva Noland argued against the idea; Ignacius abandoned the plan and will stay afterall. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Ignacius this year.
315.   Cleva Noland gave birth to a boy named Chevy Gershom Noland, of whom Ignacius Noland is the father. Ignacius Noland was murdered in the wilderness of Wilderness of Bettles by Rafe Prasun; he was 33 years old. Cleva Noland and Joannes Noland buried Ignacius Noland in the wilderness of Bettles and placed a gravestone at the site.