Narrative

276.   Barr Ignacio Shumeet was born to Berri Shumeet and Clayborne Shumeet in the town of Red Hill, on the island of Pelican. 4 people came to meet Barr Shumeet for the first time this year: Barr Shumeet, Berri Shumeet, Lizette Shumeet, and Clayborne Shumeet. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Barr this year.
277.   Barr is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
278.   Barr is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Clayborne Shumeet's wife, Berri Shumeet, and children, Lizette Shumeet, and Barr Shumeet, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Clayborne. Barr Shumeet moved out of Shumeet House in Red Hill. Clayborne Shumeet stopped in the wilderness 8 miles south of Red Hill. 4 people came to meet Barr Shumeet for the first time this year: Giovanni Noland, Linet Shumeet, Armand Noland, and Ruddie Noland.
279.   Barr is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Barr visited his mother, Berri Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Barr Shumeet's mother, Berri Shumeet, died alone in the wilderness of Pelican of natural causes; she was 59 years old.
280.   Barr has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
281.   Barr Shumeet turned 5.
283.   Clayborne Shumeet is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Barr Shumeet moved into Shumeet House in Noland Lake. Barr Shumeet moved out of Shumeet House in Wilderness of Pelican. Lizette Shumeet, Clayborne Shumeet, Willy Gilles, Armand Noland, Barr Shumeet, Francene Noland, Benji Noland, Ruddie Noland, Lizette Shumeet, Barr Shumeet, Ruddie Noland, Armand Noland, and Benji Noland, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Pelican called Noland Lake, which they named for Ruddie Noland.
285.   Barr Shumeet's father Clayborne Shumeet married Francene Noland in Noland Lake, Pelican.
286.   Barr Shumeet is now 10 years old. Barr Shumeet's younger half-brother, Clayborne Shumeet, was born in Noland Lake.
288.   Barr Shumeet met one new person this year, Marshall Gilles.
289.   Barr Shumeet's parents Francene Shumeet and Clayborne Shumeet divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had one child together. Barr Shumeet moved out of Shumeet House in Noland Lake. Barr Shumeet moved into Shumeet House in Noland Lake.
291.   Barr Shumeet is now 15 years old. Barr Shumeet's father Clayborne Shumeet married Francene Shumeet in Noland Lake, Pelican.
292.   Barr Shumeet met one new person this year, Ruddie Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Barr this year.
294.   Barr Shumeet turned 18. Barr Shumeet has made up his mind: he is going to leave Noland Lake, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
295.   Barr Shumeet's parents Clayborne Shumeet and Francene Shumeet divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had one child together. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Barr this year.
296.   Barr Shumeet is now 20 years old.
297.   Barr Shumeet has made up his mind: he is going to leave Noland Lake, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
298.   Barr Shumeet's younger half-brother, Abbey Shumeet, was born in Noland Lake. Barr Shumeet met one new person this year, Onlea Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Barr this year.
299.   Barr Shumeet's half-brother, Abbey Shumeet, died in Noland Lake, Pelican, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Barr Shumeet met one new person this year, Alex Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Barr this year.
300.   Barr Shumeet met one new person this year, Winford Gilles.
301.   Barr Shumeet turned 25. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Barr this year.
302.   Barr Shumeet is thinking about leaving Noland Lake, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Barr Shumeet made 5 new friends this year: Mira Aldis, Winford Gilles, Raychel Noland, Garfinkel Noland, and Rochester Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Barr this year.
303.   Barr Shumeet took his own life in Noland Lake, Pelican; he was 27 years old. Barr Shumeet was laid to rest in the Noland Lake cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
306.   Barr Shumeet's half-brother, Clayborne Shumeet, murdered Marshall Gilles in an act of revenge.
307.   Barr Shumeet's father Clayborne Shumeet married Francene Shumeet in Noland Lake, Pelican.