Narrative

275.   Wiley Aditya Noland was born to Francene Noland and Giovanni Noland in the wilderness of the island of Pelican. 4 people came to meet Wiley Noland for the first time this year: Francene Noland, Ruddie Noland, Nestor Shumeet, and Giovanni Noland. Giovanni Noland stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Pelican. Wiley Noland people came to meet Wiley Noland for the first time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Wiley this year.
276.   Wiley is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
277.   Wiley is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Wiley Noland's younger sister, Claribel Noland, was born in Wilderness of Pelican. Wiley Noland's sister, Claribel Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Pelican from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Giovanni Noland's wife, Francene Noland, and children, Ruddie Noland, and Wiley Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Giovanni. Giovanni Noland traveled 13 miles south in the wilderness of Pelican.
278.   Wiley is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Wiley Noland's younger brother, Armand Noland, was born in Wilderness of Pelican. Wiley Noland's parents Francene Noland and Giovanni Noland divorced after 7 years of marriage; they had 5 children together. Francene Noland and Giovanni Noland decided that Giovanni will stay at their campsite in the wilderness of Pelican, and Francene will leave. Giovanni Noland traveled 3 miles south in the wilderness of Pelican. 3 people came to meet Wiley Noland for the first time this year: Clayborne Shumeet, Linet Shumeet, and Barr Shumeet.
279.   Wiley has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Wiley Noland's younger brother, Benji Noland, was born in Wilderness of Pelican. Giovanni Noland traveled 7 miles west in the wilderness of Pelican.
280.   Wiley Noland turned 5. Giovanni Noland is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Wiley Noland moved into Noland House in Etowah. Wiley Noland moved out of Noland House in Wilderness of Pelican. Wiley Noland, Giovanni Noland, Linet Shumeet, and Wiley Noland, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Pelican called Etowah. Wiley Noland's father Giovanni Noland married Linet Shumeet in Etowah, Pelican.
282.   Wiley Noland's parents Giovanni Noland and Linet Noland divorced after 2 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Wiley Noland moved out of Noland House in Etowah. Wiley Noland moved into Noland House in Etowah.
285.   Wiley Noland turned 10. Wiley Noland's mother Francene Noland married Clayborne Shumeet in Noland Lake, Pelican. Francene Noland is now named Francene Shumeet.
289.   Wiley Noland's parents Francene Shumeet and Clayborne Shumeet divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had one child together.
290.   Wiley Noland turned 15.
291.   Wiley Noland's father Giovanni Noland married Linet Noland in Etowah, Pelican. Wiley Noland's mother Francene Shumeet married Clayborne Shumeet in Noland Lake, Pelican.
293.   Wiley Noland turned 18. Wiley Noland is thinking about leaving Etowah, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
294.   Wiley Noland's parents Giovanni Noland and Linet Noland divorced after 3 years of marriage; they did not have children together.
295.   Wiley Noland turned 20. Wiley Noland's parents Clayborne Shumeet and Francene Shumeet divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had one child together. Wiley Noland murdered his 43-year-old father Giovanni Noland in Etowah, Pelican. Wiley Noland's father, Giovanni Noland, was murdered in Etowah, Pelican by his son Wiley Noland; he was 43 years old.
296.   The settlements of Etowah and Fritz Creek are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Etowah will absorb the other settlements.
300.   Wiley Noland turned 25.
302.   Wiley Noland married Linet Noland in Etowah, Pelican.
303.   Wiley Noland and Linet Noland divorced after 1 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Linet Noland and Wiley Noland decided that Wiley will stay in their house, and Linet will move out.
304.   Wiley Noland met one new person this year, Mathias Gilles.
305.   Wiley Noland turned 30. Wiley Noland and Linet Noland have fallen for each other again and are going to give marriage another shot. Wiley Noland married Linet Noland in Etowah, Pelican.
306.   Linet Noland asked Wiley Noland for a divorce; Wiley Noland agreed to it. Wiley Noland and Linet Noland divorced after 1 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Linet Noland and Wiley Noland decided that Linet will stay in their house, and Wiley will move out. Wiley Noland moved out of Noland House in Etowah. Wiley Noland moved into Noland House in Etowah. Wiley Noland's brother, Ruddie Noland, murdered 24-year-old Oliver Aldis in Noland Lake, Pelican. Wiley Noland's half-brother, Clayborne Shumeet, murdered Marshall Gilles in an act of revenge.
307.   Wiley Noland's mother Francene Shumeet married Clayborne Shumeet in Noland Lake, Pelican.
309.   Wiley Noland and Linet Noland have fallen for each other again and are going to give marriage another shot. Wiley Noland married Linet Noland in Etowah, Pelican. Linet Noland had an affair with Wiley Noland; Linet's husband, Wiley Noland, found out and is now contemplating divorce.
310.   Wiley Noland asked Linet Noland for a divorce; Linet Noland agreed to it. Wiley Noland and Linet Noland divorced after 1 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Wiley Noland and Linet Noland decided that Linet will stay in their house, and Wiley will move out. Wiley Noland moved out of Noland House in Etowah. Wiley Noland moved into Noland House in Etowah.
315.   Wiley Noland is now 40 years old.
317.   Wiley Noland is trying to gather up a group of people in Etowah for an expedition on the Cycloconium, which Wiley Noland has agreed to lead. Wiley Noland moved out of Noland House in Etowah. Wiley Noland boarded the Cycloconium from the port of Etowah, Pelican. The group about to board the Cycloconium has decided that, rather than Wiley Noland naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Wiley Noland's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain. Wiley Noland was designated captain of the Cycloconium, which will depart Etowah shortly; he has never captained a ship before. The Cycloconium, under command of Capt. Wiley Noland, has left the harbor at Etowah, Pelican. The Cycloconium is heading N at three-quarter speed. Capt. Wiley Noland and Linet Noland have fallen for each other again and are going to give marriage another shot. Capt. Wiley Noland married Linet Noland on the Cycloconium; they now share quarters aboard the Cycloconium.
318.   The Cycloconium is heading NE at full-speed. Capt. Wiley Noland and Linet Noland divorced after 1 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Capt. Wiley Noland and Linet Noland decided that Linet will stay in their formely shared quarters aboard the Cycloconium, and Wiley will leave.
319.   The Cycloconium is heading N at half-speed.
320.   The Cycloconium sits motionless on the open sea, 609 miles off the coast of Zollie.
321.   The Cycloconium is heading N at half-speed.
322.   The Cycloconium is heading N at full-speed. The crew of the Cycloconium, which has been at sea for 5 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Capt. Wiley Noland died aboard the Cycloconium, which had become lost at sea; he was 47 years old.