Narrative

221.   Barron Neddy Aldis was born to Kordula Aldis and Neddy Aldis aboard the Injuredness. 9 people came to meet Barron Aldis for the first time this year: Salomone Aldis, Neddy Aldis, Henri Aldis, Orel Aldis, Amelita Aldis, Kordula Aldis, Cacilia Aldis, Colline Aldis, and Juli Aldis. Barron Aldis was met for the first time by two people this year, Bobbie Guillermo and Barron Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Barron this year.
222.   Barron is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. The Injuredness is heading W at three-quarter speed. Distrust in Capt. Elvis Guillermo is provoking murmors of a mutiny. As an act of mutiny, Morgana Guillermo is going to attempt to murder Capt. Elvis Guillermo, whose decision-making aboard the Injuredness has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Morgana Guillermo attempted to murder Capt. Elvis Guillermo as an act of mutiny, but failed. A punishment is now being decided for Morgana Guillermo and her conspirators in the failed mutiny attempt: Cal Guillermo, Madalyn Zollie, Gilles Gilles, Corliss Noland, Tamma Gilles, Matilda Guillermo, and Sig Zollie. Capt. Elvis Guillermo has decided that the conspirators will be hanged aboard the ship. Capt. Elvis Guillermo ordered the hanging of his 45-year-old mother Morgana Guillermo at sea aboard the Injuredness as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Morgana tried to murder Elvis. Capt. Elvis Guillermo ordered the hanging of 30-year-old Cal Guillermo at sea aboard the Injuredness as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Cal tried to murder Elvis. This was his second victim. Capt. Elvis Guillermo ordered the hanging of 31-year-old Madalyn Zollie at sea aboard the Injuredness as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Madalyn tried to murder Elvis. This was his third victim. Capt. Elvis Guillermo ordered the hanging of 48-year-old Gilles Gilles at sea aboard the Injuredness as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Gilles tried to murder Elvis. This was his fourth victim. Capt. Elvis Guillermo ordered the hanging of 27-year-old Corliss Noland at sea aboard the Injuredness as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Corliss tried to murder Elvis. This was his fifth victim. Capt. Elvis Guillermo ordered the hanging of 57-year-old Tamma Gilles at sea aboard the Injuredness as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Tamma tried to murder Elvis. This was his sixth victim. Capt. Elvis Guillermo ordered the hanging of 40-year-old Matilda Guillermo at sea aboard the Injuredness as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Matilda tried to murder Elvis. This was his seventh victim. Capt. Elvis Guillermo ordered the hanging of 21-year-old Sig Zollie at sea aboard the Injuredness as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Sig tried to murder Elvis. This was his eighth victim.
223.   Barron is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. The Injuredness is heading N at three-quarter speed. The crew of the Injuredness, which has been at sea for 6 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Barron Aldis's mother, Kordula Aldis, died aboard the Injuredness, which had become lost at sea; she was 34 years old. Barron Aldis's father, Neddy Aldis, died aboard the Injuredness, which had become lost at sea; he was 42 years old. Barron Aldis's half-sister, Amelita Aldis, died aboard the Injuredness, which had become lost at sea; she was 14 years old. Barron Aldis's sister, Orel Aldis, died aboard the Injuredness, which had become lost at sea; she was 4 years old. Barron Aldis's sister, Cacilia Aldis, died aboard the Injuredness, which had become lost at sea; she was 3 years old. Barron Aldis died aboard the Injuredness, which had become lost at sea; he was 2 years old.