Narrative

382.   Alf Saundra Noland was born to Issie Noland and Brice Noland in the town of Fishhook, on the island of New Waterford. He is named after his father's uncle, Capt. Alf Noland. 19 people came to meet Alf Noland for the first time this year: Natalya Gilles, Renel Noland, Natalya Gilles, Issie Noland, Saundra Gilles, Alf Noland, Zorana Gilles, Mike Gilles, August Gilles, Melvyn Gilles, Brice Noland, Waleed Noland, Ali Gilles, Kellina Noland, Lorne Noland, Kitti Gilles, Tory Gilles, Deane Aldis, and Glenn Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alf this year.
383.   Alf is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Alf is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Alf Noland made 10 new friends this year: Blare Aldis, Glenn Aldis, Natalya Gilles, Kitti Gilles, Ali Gilles, Zorana Gilles, Jeff Gilles, August Gilles, Kellina Noland, and Romonda Shumeet.
384.   Alf is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Alf is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Alf Noland's younger brother, Nevil Noland, was born in Fishhook. Alf Noland made 8 new friends this year: Natalya Gilles, Saundra Gilles, Tory Gilles, Idette Gilles, Melvyn Gilles, Lorne Noland, Waleed Noland, and Wilson Shumeet.
385.   Alf is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Alf is getting better at speaking Monedusus.
386.   Alf has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Alf is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Alf Noland's younger sister, Elizabeth Noland, was born in Fishhook.
387.   Alf Noland is now 5 years old. Alf is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Alf Noland met 3 new people this year: Margie Gilles, Merrie Gilles, and Allin Gilles. Alf Noland made 3 new friends this year: Allin Gilles, Renel Noland, and Lulu Shumeet.
388.   Alf has become fluent in Monedusus. Alf Noland made 3 new friends this year: Allin Gilles, Mike Gilles, and Merrie Gilles.
389.   Alf Noland made 4 new friends this year: Marlie Aldis, Artie Gilles, Eunice Noland, and Elizabeth Noland.
390.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alf this year.
391.   Alf Noland's younger sister, Shelia Noland, was born in Fishhook. Alf Noland's sister, Shelia Noland, died in Fishhook, New Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alf this year.
392.   Alf Noland turned 10. Alf Noland met one new person this year, Cosmo Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alf this year.
393.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alf this year.
394.   Alf Noland's younger brother, Juan Noland, was born in Fishhook. Alf Noland made 3 new friends this year: Blare Aldis, Gavriel Shumeet, and Rebbecca Shumeet. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alf this year.
395.   Alf Noland made 3 new friends this year: Capt. Sigmund Aldis, Juan Noland, and Madalyn Shumeet.
396.   Alf Noland's younger sister, Jasmina Noland, was born in Fishhook. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alf this year.
397.   Alf Noland turned 15. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alf this year.
399.   Alf Noland met two new people this year, Natalya Gilles and Brunhilde Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alf this year.
400.   Alf Noland is now 18 years old.
401.   Alf Noland married Merrie Gilles in Fishhook, New Waterford. Merrie Gilles is now named Merrie Noland. Alf Noland's mother, Issie Noland, took her own life in Fishhook, New Waterford; she was 43 years old. Alf Noland met one new person this year, Marius Shumeet. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alf this year.
402.   Alf Noland is now 20 years old. Merrie Noland gave birth to a boy named Quillan Rusty Noland, of whom Alf Noland is the father. Alf Noland's sister, Elizabeth Noland, took her own life in Fishhook, New Waterford; she was 16 years old. Alf Noland met one new person this year, Rhody Shumeet. Alf just found out from Brice Noland that his uncle Rutter Zollie died in Napier Field, New Waterford 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 17 years ago in in Fishhook, New Waterford. (Brice had recently found this out from Nadya Gilles.) A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Alf this year.
403.   Merrie Noland gave birth to a girl named Netty Nadya Noland, of whom Alf Noland is the father.
404.   Alf visited his cousin, Marlie Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alf visited his cousin, Kirsten Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Alf Noland met one new person this year, Ali Gilles. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alf this year.
405.   Alf visited his friend Natalya Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Fishhook, New Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Alf Noland decided to leave Fishhook, but his wife Merrie Noland argued against the idea; Alf begrudgingly agreed and will stay afterall. Alf Noland met two new people this year, Di Gilles and Coretta Gilles. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alf this year.
406.   Merrie Noland gave birth to a boy named Nikki Brice Noland, of whom Alf Noland is the father. Alf Noland and Merrie Noland divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Alf Noland and Merrie Noland decided that their children, Quillan, Netty, and Nikki, will live with Merrie. Alf Noland and Merrie Noland decided that Alf will stay in their house, and Merrie will move out. Merrie Noland and Alf Noland have fallen for each other again and are going to give marriage another shot. Alf Noland married Merrie Noland in Fishhook, New Waterford. Alf Noland's father Brice Noland married Nadya Gilles in Fishhook, New Waterford. Alf Noland decided to leave Fishhook, and his wife Merrie Noland begrudgingly agreed; they will do so shortly. Alf Noland's wife, Merrie Noland, and children, Quillan Noland, Nikki Noland, and Netty Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Alf. Alf Noland moved out of Noland House in Fishhook. Alf Noland is moving west from Wilderness of New Waterford at a brisk pace. Alf Noland stopped in the wilderness 84 miles west of Fishhook. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Alf this year.
407.   Alf Noland is now 25 years old.
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