Narrative

370.   Wally Hansel Jordan was born to Gabriella Jordan and Othello Jordan in the town of Jordan, on the island of Autaugaville. He is named after his father's cousin, Wally Zollie. 23 people came to meet Wally Jordan for the first time this year: Othello Jordan, Lyn Jordan, Wally Jordan, Eadie Jordan, Coraline Jordan, Jan Jordan, Pauly Vaclav, Heath Jordan, Hillel Jordan II, Reggie Jordan, Reggie Jordan, Gabriella Jordan, Gustave Jordan, Othello Jordan, Lauri Jordan, Hendrick Jordan, Capt. Cary Vaclav, Malinda Jordan, Hillel Jordan, Ulises Jordan, Jim Jordan, Sheilah Jordan, and Alethea Jordan. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Wally this year.
371.   Wally is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
372.   Wally is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Wally Jordan's younger brother, Kenyon Jordan, was born in Jordan.
373.   Wally is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Wally Jordan's younger sister, Aloysia Jordan, was born in Jordan.
374.   Wally has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Othello Jordan wants to move to a different town, but there are none in the vicinity. Wally Jordan's younger sister, Ceil Jordan, was born in Jordan. Wally Jordan's sister, Aloysia Jordan, died in Jordan, Autaugaville, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old.
375.   Wally Jordan is now 5 years old. Wally Jordan's younger brother, Wiley Jordan, was born in Jordan. Wally Jordan's parents Gabriella Jordan and Othello Jordan divorced after 10 years of marriage; they had 8 children together. Gabriella Jordan and Othello Jordan decided that Gabriella will stay in their house, and Othello will move out. Wally Jordan's mother Gabriella Jordan married Hendrick Jordan in Jordan, Autaugaville.
376.   Wally Jordan made 7 new friends this year: Georg Jordan, Reggie Jordan, Malinda Jordan, Ulises Jordan, Wiley Jordan, Trevor Jordan, and Tansy Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wally this year.
377.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wally this year.
378.   Wally Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Hillel Jordan II, Jim Jordan, and Capt. Cary Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wally this year.
379.   Wally Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Beatrix Jordan, Kenyon Jordan, and Theodor Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wally this year.
380.   Wally Jordan turned 10. Wally Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Moe Jordan, Coraline Jordan, Lyn Jordan, and Jeniece Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wally this year.
382.   Wally visited his friend Capt. Cary Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in Jordan, Autaugaville, where they meet now for the last time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wally this year.
383.   Wally Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Sheilah Jordan, Eadie Jordan, and Daisy Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wally this year.
384.   Wally Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Ceil Jordan, Johan Jordan, and Lyn Jordan.
385.   Wally Jordan turned 15. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wally this year.
386.   In Jordan House, their home, Wally is attending to Eadie Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. In Jordan House, their home, Wally is attending to Reggie Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
387.   In Jordan House, their home, Wally is attending to Hillel Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Wally this year.
388.   Wally Jordan is now 18 years old. Wally visited his friend Roice Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in Jordan, Autaugaville, where they meet now for the last time. In Jordan House, their home, Wally is attending to Ulises Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Wally Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Lynnea Jordan, Alethea Jordan, and Brewer Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wally this year.
389.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wally this year.
390.   Wally Jordan turned 20. Wally Jordan is trying to gather up a group of people in Jordan for an expedition on the Nonpermissible, which Wally Jordan has agreed to lead. Wally Jordan moved out of Jordan House in Jordan. Wally Jordan boarded the Nonpermissible from the port of Jordan, Autaugaville. The group about to board the Nonpermissible has decided that, rather than Wally Jordan naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Brewer Jordan's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain. The Nonpermissible, under command of Capt. Brewer Jordan, has left the harbor at Jordan, Autaugaville. The Nonpermissible is heading E at half-speed.
391.   The Nonpermissible is heading NE at full-speed.
392.   The Nonpermissible is heading E at three-quarter speed. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Wally this year.
393.   The Nonpermissible is heading SE at three-quarter speed.
394.   The Nonpermissible is heading SE at three-quarter speed. The crew of the Nonpermissible have spotted land. Capt. Brewer Jordan chose to pass up land and persist on the voyage.
395.   Wally Jordan turned 25. The Nonpermissible is heading S at quarter-speed. The crew of the Nonpermissible have spotted land. The Nonpermissible is approaching the island of Bellefontaine. Nonpermissible is now docked at Nooksack, on Bellefontaine. Wally Jordan is attempting to find an open lot in Nooksack, Bellefontaine, on which a house could be built. Wally Jordan moved into Jordan House in Nooksack. Wally visited his brother, Kenyon Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Wally Jordan's brother, Kenyon Jordan, died in Nooksack, Bellefontaine, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 23 years old. Wally visited his cousin, Tamra Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Wally visited his cousin, Hillel Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Disease broke out in Nooksack; three people died.
396.   Wally Jordan is trying to gather up a group of people in Nooksack for an expedition on the Nonpermissible, which Capt. Brewer Jordan has agreed to lead. Wally Jordan moved out of Jordan House in Nooksack. Wally Jordan boarded the Nonpermissible from the port of Nooksack, Bellefontaine. Capt. Brewer Jordan has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Nonpermissible, under command of Capt. Brewer Jordan, has left the harbor at Nooksack, Bellefontaine. The Nonpermissible is heading NW at quarter-speed. Tansy Jordan had an affair with Wally Jordan; she is now pregnant. Tansy Jordan had an affair with Wally Jordan; Tansy's husband, Hillel Jordan II, did not find out.
397.   The Nonpermissible is heading W at quarter-speed. Tansy Jordan gave birth to a girl named Bridgett Tansy Jordan, of whom Wally Jordan is the father. Wally Jordan's daughter, Bridgett Jordan, died at sea aboard the Nonpermissible from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
398.   The Nonpermissible is heading NW at three-quarter speed. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Wally this year.
399.   The Nonpermissible is heading W at full-speed. The crew of the Nonpermissible have spotted land. Capt. Brewer Jordan chose to pass up land and persist on the voyage, inciting a heated argument among several passengers.
400.   Wally Jordan turned 30. The Nonpermissible is heading W at three-quarter speed.
401.   The Nonpermissible is heading W at half-speed. The crew of the Nonpermissible, which has been at sea for 5 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Tansy Jordan openly blames Capt. Brewer Jordan for the death of her daughter Paola Jordan. Capt. Brewer Jordan openly blames Capt. Brewer Jordan for the death of his daughter Collete Jordan. Wally Jordan died aboard the Nonpermissible, which had become lost at sea; he was 31 years old.