Narrative

351.   Irwin Hilton Zollie was born to Eva Zollie and Hilton Zollie in the town of Florence, on the island of Erving. He is named after his mother's uncle, Irwin Aldis. 7 people came to meet Irwin Zollie for the first time this year: Hilton Zollie, Charissa Zollie, Eva Zollie, Irwin Zollie, Myrilla Zollie, Robina Zollie, and Deborah Zollie. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Irwin this year.
352.   Irwin is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
353.   Irwin is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Irwin Zollie's younger brother, Dimitri Zollie, was born in Florence.
354.   Irwin is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Irwin Zollie's younger brother, Hilton Zollie, was born in Florence.
355.   Irwin has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
356.   Irwin Zollie turned 5. Hilton Zollie is planning to move to a bigger town. Hilton Zollie moved to Carver, 4 miles away from Florence. Hilton Zollie heard about an uninhabited house in Carver, Erving, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Irwin Zollie moved out of Vaclav House in Florence. Irwin Zollie moved into Vaclav House in Carver. Irwin Zollie met 18 new people this year: Whittaker Zollie, Isabelita Zollie, Jaime Zollie, Gershom Zollie, Madonna Zollie, Vito Zollie, Kriste Zollie, Ramsey Zollie, Celia Zollie, Leif Zollie, Orsola Zollie, Hortensia Zollie, Adams Zollie, Bary Zollie, Gus Zollie, Elisabeth Vaclav, Lilyan Zollie, and Annie Zollie. Irwin Zollie made 16 new friends this year: Avery Melvin, Elisabeth Vaclav, Glory Zollie, Levy Zollie, Midge Zollie, Adams Zollie, Leif Zollie, Oona Zollie, Celia Zollie, Annie Zollie, Tymothy Zollie, Selie Zollie, Vito Zollie, Eva Zollie, Bendite Zollie, and Tymothy Zollie.
357.   Irwin Zollie met 5 new people this year: Cory Zollie, Ephraim Zollie, Dillon Zollie, Hermia Zollie, and Rupert Zollie. Irwin Zollie made 8 new friends this year: Fraser Vaclav, Cyndi Zollie, Maribelle Zollie, Jaime Zollie, Stanton Zollie, Bobinette Zollie, Gus Zollie, and Dustin Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Irwin this year.
358.   Irwin Zollie met 3 new people this year: Vito Zollie, Sybyl Zollie, and Kimberli Zollie. Irwin Zollie made 9 new friends this year: Ilana Zollie, Jobye Zollie, Andree Zollie, Ramsey Zollie, Gus Zollie, Andrzej Zollie, Min Zollie, Whittaker Zollie, and Brunhilde Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Irwin this year.
359.   Irwin Zollie's younger sister, Myrta Zollie, was born in Carver. Irwin visited his friend Fraser Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Irwin visited his uncle, Gus Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Irwin visited his friend Andree Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Irwin visited his friend Elisabeth Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Irwin visited his friend Maribelle Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Irwin visited his friend Dustin Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Irwin Zollie's sister, Myrta Zollie, died in Carver, Erving, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Irwin Zollie met one new person this year, Eli Zollie. Irwin Zollie made 10 new friends this year: Stuart Melvin, Hayward Vaclav, Sybyl Zollie, Georgy Zollie, Eli Zollie, Vito Zollie, Kriste Zollie, Christofer Zollie, Krystal Zollie, and Dimitri Zollie.
360.   Irwin visited his friend Avery Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Irwin visited his friend Eli Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Irwin Zollie met 3 new people this year: Allys Zollie, Shandee Zollie, and Ramsey Zollie. Irwin Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Gabriello Zollie, Hermione Zollie, Hilton Zollie, and Sterling Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Irwin this year.
361.   Irwin Zollie is now 10 years old. Irwin Zollie met 5 new people this year: Shauna Zollie, Valdemar Zollie, Mairead Zollie, Cole Zollie, and Whittaker Zollie. Irwin Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Lin Zollie, Madonna Zollie, and Shandee Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Irwin this year.
362.   In Vaclav House, their home, Irwin is attending to Hilton Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Irwin Zollie's father, Hilton Zollie, died in Carver, Erving, of natural causes; he was 61 years old. Irwin Zollie met two new people this year, Mabelle Zollie and Cleopatra Zollie. Irwin Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Prentice Zollie, Hannibal Zollie, Leia Zollie, and Cleopatra Zollie.
363.   Irwin Zollie met one new person this year, Quent Zollie. Irwin Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Gershom Zollie, Rupert Zollie, and Barbabas Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Irwin this year.
364.   Irwin visited his friend Bendite Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in Carver, Erving, where they meet now for the last time. Irwin Zollie met 5 new people this year: Andrus Zollie, Lucien Gilles, Rudolf Zollie, Konstanze Zollie, and Bo Zollie. Irwin just found out from Cleopatra Zollie that his family member Charissa Zollie died of natural causes in Florence, Erving 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 9 years ago in in Florence, Erving. (Cleopatra had recently found this out from Cyndi Zollie.) Irwin Zollie made 8 new friends this year: Myrle Gilles, Whittaker Zollie, Renaldo Zollie, Matthias Zollie, Andrus Zollie, Madonna Zollie, Perry Zollie, and Cory Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Irwin this year.
365.   Irwin Zollie met 5 new people this year: Tuck Melvin, Velvet Zollie, Renaldo Zollie, Kirsteni Zollie, and Sam Melvin. Irwin Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Kirsteni Zollie, Gus Zollie, Meredith Zollie, and Marlo Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Irwin this year.
366.   Irwin Zollie turned 15. Irwin Zollie met 3 new people this year: Elisabeth Zollie, Konstanze Zollie, and Dulsea Zollie. Irwin Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Velvet Zollie, Valdemar Zollie, Kaycee Zollie, and Dillon Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Irwin this year.
367.   Irwin Zollie met one new person this year, Christofer Zollie. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Irwin this year.
368.   Irwin Zollie murdered Christofer Zollie in an act of revenge. Irwin Zollie was murdered by Leif Zollie in an act of revenge. Irwin Zollie was laid to rest in the Carver cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
382.   Irwin Zollie's brother, Dimitri Zollie, murdered Vito Zollie in an act of revenge.