Narrative

346.   Zsa Zsa Norene Melvin was born to Elora Melvin and Trevar Melvin in the town of Redding, on the island of Hornbeak. She is named after her grandmother, Zsa Zsa Myke. 8 people came to meet Zsa Zsa Melvin for the first time this year: Donna Guillermo, Trevar Melvin, Sammy Guillermo, Ruddie Guillermo, Elora Melvin, Bill Zollie, Dennie Guillermo, and Zsa Zsa Melvin. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Zsa Zsa this year.
347.   Zsa Zsa is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Zsa Zsa Melvin made 3 new friends this year: Noel Guillermo, Trevar Melvin, and Allan Prasun.
348.   Zsa Zsa is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
349.   Zsa Zsa is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Zsa Zsa Melvin's younger sister, Stefanie Melvin, was born in Redding.
350.   Zsa Zsa has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Zsa Zsa Melvin's younger brother, Trevar Melvin, was born in Redding. Zsa Zsa Melvin's parents Trevar Melvin and Elora Melvin divorced after 6 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Trevar Melvin and Elora Melvin decided that Elora will stay in their house, and Trevar will move out. Zsa Zsa Melvin moved out of Gilles House in Redding. Elora Melvin stopped at Normandy, 32 miles south of Redding. Elora Melvin found an uninhabited house in Normandy, Hornbeak, called Guillermo House, that could be resided in. Zsa Zsa Melvin moved into Guillermo House in Normandy. Zsa Zsa Melvin moved out of Guillermo House in Wilderness of Hornbeak.
351.   Zsa Zsa Melvin is now 5 years old. Zsa Zsa Melvin's younger brother, Lloyd Melvin, was born in the town of Normandy, on the island of Hornbeak. Zsa Zsa visited her grandmother, Norene Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Zsa Zsa Melvin's brother, Trevar Melvin, died in Normandy, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Zsa Zsa Melvin's brother, Lloyd Melvin, died in Normandy, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Zsa Zsa Melvin moved into Guillermo House in Normandy. Zsa Zsa Melvin met two new people this year, Garry Zollie and Herby Myke. Zsa Zsa Melvin made 4 new friends this year: Prentice Myke, Ertha Myke, Maxie Myke, and Annnora Noland.
352.   Zsa Zsa Melvin met one new person this year, Dion Myke. Zsa Zsa Melvin made 8 new friends this year: Elora Melvin, Herby Myke, Glen Myke, Clarine Myke, Dion Myke, Anna Noland, Rupert Noland, and Garry Zollie.
354.   Zsa Zsa just found out from Elora Melvin that her father Trevar Melvin died in the wilderness of Hornbeak 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 5 years ago in in Redding, Hornbeak. (Elora had recently found this out from Hayward Vaclav.)
356.   Zsa Zsa Melvin turned 10. Zsa Zsa Melvin moved out of Guillermo House in Normandy. Elora Melvin stopped at neighboring Normandy, a mile west of Normandy. Elora Melvin found an uninhabited house in Normandy, Hornbeak, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Zsa Zsa Melvin moved into Noland House in Normandy. Zsa Zsa Melvin moved out of Noland House in Wilderness of Hornbeak.
357.   Zsa Zsa Melvin moved into Noland House in Normandy. Zsa Zsa Melvin met 6 new people this year: Jules Gilles, Allissa Gilles, Mohamad Gilles, Allissa Gilles, Giancarlo Myke, and Jules Gilles. Zsa Zsa Melvin made 6 new friends this year: Torr Gilles, Avrom Gilles, Mohamad Gilles, Jules Gilles, Giancarlo Myke, and Rudolfo Noland.
358.   Zsa Zsa Melvin met 6 new people this year: Trisha Gilles, Cele Myke, Ted Myke, Hebert Myke, Gabrila Gilles, and Stillmann Myke. Zsa Zsa Melvin made 12 new friends this year: Allissa Gilles, Alene Gilles, Trevar Gilles, Katlin Gilles, Trisha Gilles, Tibold Gilles, Conan Myke, Katlin Myke, Cele Myke, Stillmann Myke, Mohamad Myke, and Ted Myke.
359.   Zsa Zsa Melvin moved out of Noland House in Normandy. Zsa Zsa Melvin moved into Vaclav House in Normandy. Zsa Zsa Melvin's mother Elora Melvin married Hayward Vaclav in Normandy, Hornbeak. Elora Melvin is now named Elora Vaclav. Zsa Zsa Melvin met one new person this year, Roslyn Myke. Zsa Zsa just found out from Roslyn Myke that her family member Dennie Gilles died in the wilderness of Hornbeak 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 13 years ago in in Redding, Hornbeak. (Roslyn had recently found this out from Roslyn Myke.) Zsa Zsa just found out from Roslyn Myke that her family member Ruddie Guillermo died in the wilderness of Hornbeak 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 13 years ago in in Redding, Hornbeak. (Roslyn had recently found this out from Roslyn Myke.) A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Zsa Zsa this year.
360.   Zsa Zsa Melvin met one new person this year, Mohamad Myke. Zsa Zsa Melvin made 4 new friends this year: Ahmed Gilles, Jules Gilles, Mohamad Myke, and Burnaby Zollie.
361.   Zsa Zsa Melvin turned 15. Hayward Vaclav moved to Palouse, 9 miles away from Normandy. Hayward Vaclav heard about an uninhabited house in Palouse, Hornbeak, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Zsa Zsa Melvin moved out of Vaclav House in Normandy. Zsa Zsa Melvin moved into Gilles House in Palouse. Zsa Zsa Melvin moved out of Gilles House in Normandy. Zsa Zsa Melvin met 11 new people this year: Deidre Gilles, Shandy Gilles, Dottie Noland, Clifton Zollie, Bertie Noland, Moyra Zollie, Emile Gilles, Kelley Gilles, Shelby Zollie, Ivor Noland, and Graehme Myke. Zsa Zsa Melvin made 14 new friends this year: Shandy Gilles, Nancie Gilles, Bobbie Gilles, Bealle Gilles, Capt. Matthias Gilles, Abigale Gilles, Graehme Myke, Lesly Noland, Torrey Noland, Dottie Noland, Ivor Noland, Moyra Zollie, Clifton Zollie, and Shelby Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Zsa Zsa this year.
362.   Zsa Zsa Melvin's parents Elora Vaclav and Hayward Vaclav divorced after 3 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Zsa Zsa Melvin met one new person this year, Demetria Zollie. Zsa Zsa Melvin made 4 new friends this year: Emile Gilles, Reggis Gilles, Ann Gilles, and Alaine Myke.
363.   Zsa Zsa Melvin met one new person this year, Rickey Gilles. Zsa Zsa Melvin made 3 new friends this year: Rickey Gilles, Bertie Noland, and Demetria Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Zsa Zsa this year.
364.   Zsa Zsa Melvin is now 18 years old. Zsa Zsa visited her friend Demetria Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Zsa Zsa visited her family member, Hayward Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Zsa Zsa Melvin met one new person this year, Stearn Gilles.
365.   Zsa Zsa Melvin met two new people this year, Margy Noland and Koralle Gilles.
366.   Zsa Zsa Melvin is now 20 years old. Zsa Zsa Melvin met two new people this year, Dario Gilles and Deborah Myke. Zsa Zsa Melvin made 4 new friends this year: Koralle Gilles, Dario Gilles, Paddie Zollie, and Jules Zollie.
367.   Zsa Zsa Melvin made 3 new friends this year: Conroy Myke, Orbadiah Myke, and Trixie Zollie.
368.   Dario Gilles is trying to gather up a group of people in Palouse for an expedition on the Tectocephalic, which Capt. Gordon Gilles has agreed to lead. Zsa Zsa Melvin accepted an invitation from Dario Gilles to leave Palouse on the Tectocephalic. Zsa Zsa Melvin boarded the Tectocephalic from the port of Palouse, Hornbeak. Capt. Gordon Gilles has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Tectocephalic, under command of Capt. Gordon Gilles, has left the harbor at Palouse, Hornbeak. The Tectocephalic is heading E at half-speed. Zsa Zsa Melvin met 3 new people this year: Koral Gilles, Laraine Zollie, and Gordon Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Zsa Zsa this year.
369.   The Tectocephalic is heading E at quarter-speed. Zsa Zsa Melvin married Reggis Gilles on the Tectocephalic; they now share quarters aboard the Tectocephalic. Zsa Zsa Melvin is now named Zsa Zsa Gilles. Zsa Zsa Gilles met one new person this year, Gordon Gilles. Zsa Zsa Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Murial Gilles, Gordon Gilles, and Gordon Gilles.
370.   The Tectocephalic is heading NE at full-speed. Zsa Zsa Gilles gave birth to a boy named Mattheus Clifford Gilles, of whom Reggis Gilles is the father. Zsa Zsa Gilles met one new person this year, Tymothy Gilles.
371.   Zsa Zsa Gilles is now 25 years old. The Tectocephalic is heading N at full-speed. Zsa Zsa Gilles gave birth to a boy named Cole Herrmann Gilles, of whom Reggis Gilles is the father. Zsa Zsa Gilles met one new person this year, Bridget Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Zsa Zsa this year.
372.   The Tectocephalic is heading N at quarter-speed. Zsa Zsa Gilles's son, Cole Gilles, died at sea aboard the Tectocephalic from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old.
373.   The Tectocephalic is heading N at three-quarter speed. Reggis Gilles had an affair with Shandy Gilles; Reggis's wife, Zsa Zsa Gilles, found out and is now contemplating divorce. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Zsa Zsa this year.
374.   The Tectocephalic is heading N at half-speed. The crew of the Tectocephalic, which has been at sea for 6 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Capt. Gordon Gilles openly blames Capt. Gordon Gilles for the death of his son Gordon Gilles. Trixie Zollie openly blames Capt. Gordon Gilles for the death of her daughter Murial Gilles. Zsa Zsa Gilles's husband, Reggis Gilles, died aboard the Tectocephalic, which had become lost at sea; he was 42 years old. Zsa Zsa Gilles's mother, Elora Vaclav, died aboard the Tectocephalic, which had become lost at sea; she was 68 years old. Zsa Zsa Gilles died aboard the Tectocephalic, which had become lost at sea; she was 28 years old.