Narrative

353.   Woodrow Bryan Melvin was born to Alina Melvin and Woodrow Melvin in the town of King Cove, on the island of Ridgeville. He is named after his father, Woodrow Melvin. 6 people came to meet Woodrow Melvin for the first time this year: Chelton Gilles, Woodrow Melvin, Woodrow Melvin, Beowulf Gilles, Alina Melvin, and Dix Melvin. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Woodrow this year.
354.   Woodrow is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
355.   Woodrow is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Woodrow Melvin's younger brother, Lin Melvin, was born in King Cove.
356.   Woodrow is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
357.   Woodrow has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Woodrow Melvin's younger sister, Min Melvin, was born in King Cove.
358.   Woodrow Melvin turned 5. Woodrow Melvin's younger sister, Dennie Melvin, was born in King Cove.
360.   Woodrow Melvin met two new people this year, Max Gilles and Rusty Gilles. Woodrow Melvin made 3 new friends this year: Rusty Gilles, Woodrow Melvin, and Lin Melvin.
362.   Woodrow Melvin's parents Alina Melvin and Woodrow Melvin divorced after 13 years of marriage; they had 5 children together. Alina Melvin and Woodrow Melvin decided that Woodrow will stay in their house, and Alina will move out.
363.   Woodrow Melvin turned 10.
364.   Woodrow Melvin's father, Woodrow Melvin, murdered 39-year-old Alina Melvin in King Cove, Ridgeville. Woodrow Melvin's mother, Alina Melvin, was murdered in King Cove, Ridgeville by Woodrow Melvin; she was 39 years old. Woodrow Melvin's half-brother, Beowulf Gilles, murdered Woodrow Melvin in an act of revenge. Woodrow Melvin's father, Woodrow Melvin, was murdered by Beowulf Gilles in an act of revenge. Woodrow Melvin's half-brother, Beowulf Gilles, murdered Beowulf Gilles in an act of revenge. This was his second victim. Woodrow Melvin's half-brother, Beowulf Gilles, was murdered by Beowulf Gilles in an act of revenge.
368.   Woodrow Melvin is now 15 years old.
369.   Woodrow Melvin moved to Zollie, 11 miles away from King Cove. Woodrow Melvin moved out of Melvin House in King Cove. Woodrow Melvin caught word of an uninhabited house in Zollie, Ridgeville, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Woodrow Melvin moved into Zollie House in Zollie. Woodrow Melvin met 7 new people this year: Cherilynn Noland, Darian Noland, Ebenezer Zollie, Janina Noland, Capt. Monte Noland, Kayley Noland, and Mustafa Noland. Woodrow Melvin made 4 new friends this year: Janina Noland, Darian Noland, Estele Zollie, and Ebenezer Zollie.
370.   Woodrow Melvin met two new people this year, Robb Noland and Aleck Noland. Woodrow Melvin made 4 new friends this year: Capt. Monte Noland, Mustafa Noland, Robb Noland, and Cherilynn Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodrow this year.
371.   Woodrow Melvin is now 18 years old.
372.   Woodrow Melvin is thinking about leaving Zollie, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
373.   Woodrow Melvin is now 20 years old. Woodrow Melvin married Meriel Noland in Zollie, Ridgeville. Meriel Noland is now named Meriel Melvin.
374.   Meriel Melvin gave birth to a boy named Orin Jean-Pierre Melvin, of whom Woodrow Melvin is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Woodrow this year.
375.   Meriel Melvin gave birth to a boy named Yigal Woodrow Melvin, of whom Woodrow Melvin is the father. Woodrow Melvin's son, Orin Melvin, died in Zollie, Ridgeville, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Woodrow Melvin's son, Yigal Melvin, died in Zollie, Ridgeville, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Woodrow Melvin met 3 new people this year: Ricardo Zollie, Pepita Zollie, and Max Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodrow this year.
376.   Woodrow Melvin is planning to move to a bigger town. Woodrow Melvin moved to Zollie Lake, 8 miles away from Zollie. Woodrow Melvin moved out of Zollie House in Zollie. Woodrow Melvin heard about an uninhabited house in Zollie Lake, Ridgeville, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Woodrow Melvin moved into Gilles House in Zollie Lake. Woodrow Melvin met 8 new people this year: Winifred Gilles, Adara Zollie, Yance Gilles, Harriott Zollie, Bennet Zollie, Allyn Zollie, Devin Zollie, and Lyndy Zollie. Woodrow Melvin made 9 new friends this year: Yance Gilles, Verine Gilles, Adara Zollie, Marys Zollie, Willmott Zollie, Harriott Zollie, Bennet Zollie, Devin Zollie, and Lyndy Zollie.
377.   Meriel Melvin gave birth to a boy named Huntington Woodrow Melvin, of whom Woodrow Melvin is the father. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodrow this year.
378.   Woodrow Melvin turned 25. Meriel Melvin gave birth to a girl named Alina Max Melvin, after Alina Melvin, of whom Woodrow Melvin is the father. Woodrow Melvin asked Meriel Melvin for a divorce; Meriel Melvin agreed to it. Woodrow Melvin and Meriel Melvin divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Woodrow Melvin and Meriel Melvin decided that their children, Huntington and Alina, will live with Meriel. Woodrow Melvin and Meriel Melvin decided that Meriel will stay in their house, and Woodrow will move out. Woodrow Melvin moved out of Gilles House in Zollie Lake. Woodrow Melvin moved into Melvin House in Zollie Lake. Woodrow Melvin's son, Huntington Melvin, died in Zollie Lake, Ridgeville, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Woodrow this year.
380.   Woodrow visited his friend Winifred Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
381.   Woodrow Melvin is planning to move to a bigger town. Woodrow Melvin moved to Dover, 9 miles away from Zollie Lake. Woodrow Melvin moved out of Melvin House in Zollie Lake. Woodrow Melvin found an uninhabited house in Dover, Ridgeville, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Woodrow Melvin moved into Gilles House in Dover. Woodrow Melvin met 6 new people this year: Christin Gilles, Giacomo Gilles, Estele Gilles, Mikel Gilles, Orren Gilles, and Darsie Gilles. Woodrow Melvin made 9 new friends this year: Shannan Gilles, Brigitta Gilles, Estele Gilles, Mikel Gilles, Christin Gilles, Orren Gilles, Huntington Gilles, Darsie Gilles, and Mikel Gilles.
382.   Woodrow Melvin has made up his mind: he is going to leave Dover, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Woodrow Melvin decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Dover. Woodrow Melvin moved out of Gilles House in Dover. Woodrow Melvin was told of an uninhabited house in Dover, Ridgeville, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Woodrow Melvin moved into Gilles House in Dover. Meriel Melvin had a sexual liaison with Woodrow Melvin. Woodrow Melvin met one new person this year, Cybelle Zollie.
383.   Woodrow Melvin turned 30. Meriel Melvin gave birth to a boy named Lin Griswold Melvin, after Lin Melvin, of whom Woodrow Melvin is the father.
384.   Woodrow Melvin married Cybelle Zollie in Dover, Ridgeville. Cybelle Zollie is now named Cybelle Melvin.
385.   Cybelle Melvin gave birth to a boy named Aldo Dionis Melvin, after Aldo Gilles, of whom Woodrow Melvin is the father. Woodrow Melvin met 5 new people this year: Bartolemo Melvin, Lin Melvin, Paddy Melvin, Pepita Melvin, and Barbette Gilles. Woodrow reunited with his brother Lin Melvin, who he hasn't seen since 17 years ago in King Cove, Ridgeville. Woodrow Melvin made 4 new friends this year: Giacomo Gilles, Pepita Melvin, Aldo Melvin, and Lin Melvin.
386.   Cybelle Melvin gave birth to a girl named Ann-Mari Pepita Melvin, of whom Woodrow Melvin is the father. Woodrow Melvin met one new person this year, Linn Zollie. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Woodrow this year.
387.   Woodrow Melvin is planning to move to a neighboring town. Cybelle Melvin gave birth to a girl named Carlin Portia Melvin, of whom Woodrow Melvin is the father. Woodrow Melvin's daughter, Carlin Melvin, died in Dover, Ridgeville, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Woodrow Melvin moved to Entiat, 8 miles away from Dover. Woodrow Melvin moved out of Gilles House in Dover. Woodrow Melvin is attempting to find an open lot in Entiat, Ridgeville, on which a house could be built. Woodrow Melvin moved into Melvin House in Entiat. Woodrow Melvin met 5 new people this year: Maximilien Noland, Tod Noland, Oswald Noland, Ann Noland, and Deidre Noland. Woodrow Melvin made 4 new friends this year: Deidre Noland, Ann Noland, Maximilien Noland, and Oswald Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodrow this year.
388.   Woodrow Melvin met one new person this year, Demosthenis Noland. There is talk of the settlements of Zollie Lake, Awinand Entiat consolidating. The settlements of Entiat and Awin are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Entiat will absorb the other settlements.
390.   Woodrow Melvin is planning to move to a bigger town. Woodrow Melvin moved to neighboring Zollie Lake, a mile away from Entiat. Woodrow Melvin moved out of Melvin House in Entiat. Woodrow Melvin caught word of an uninhabited house in Zollie Lake, Ridgeville, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Woodrow Melvin moved into Gilles House in Zollie Lake. Woodrow Melvin met 4 new people this year: Lin Melvin, Vania Zollie, Mathew Noland, and Ozzie Zollie. Woodrow Melvin made 5 new friends this year: Lin Melvin, Alina Melvin, Mathew Noland, Ozzie Zollie, and Vania Zollie.
391.   Woodrow Melvin met one new person this year, Lorraine Gilles. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Woodrow this year.
392.   Cybelle Melvin gave birth to a girl named Nicolina Onida Melvin, of whom Woodrow Melvin is the father. Woodrow Melvin moved to Dover, 9 miles away from Zollie Lake. Woodrow Melvin moved out of Gilles House in Zollie Lake. Woodrow Melvin caught word of an uninhabited house in Dover, Ridgeville, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Woodrow Melvin moved into Gilles House in Dover. Woodrow Melvin met one new person this year, Spense Zollie. Woodrow just found out from Linn Gilles that his brother Chelton Gilles died of disease in Zollie, Ridgeville 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 24 years ago in in King Cove, Ridgeville. (Linn had recently found this out from Lin Melvin.) A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodrow this year.
393.   Woodrow Melvin turned 40. Woodrow Melvin's daughter, Nicolina Melvin, died in Dover, Ridgeville, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Woodrow Melvin moved to Zollie, 2 miles away from Dover. Woodrow Melvin moved out of Gilles House in Dover. Woodrow Melvin found an uninhabited house in Zollie, Ridgeville, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Woodrow Melvin moved into Noland House in Zollie. Woodrow Melvin met one new person this year, Theo Zollie. Woodrow visited with his niece Moreen Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 25 years ago in King Cove, Ridgeville. Woodrow visited with his friend Ebenezer Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Zollie, Ridgeville. Woodrow Melvin made 5 new friends this year: Bartolemo Melvin, Paddy Melvin, Ricardo Zollie, Theo Zollie, and Max Zollie.
394.   Woodrow is starting to pick up Monedusus. Woodrow is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Woodrow Melvin is planning to move to a bigger town. Woodrow Melvin asked Cybelle Melvin for a divorce; Cybelle Melvin agreed to it. Woodrow Melvin and Cybelle Melvin divorced after 10 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Woodrow Melvin and Cybelle Melvin decided that Cybelle will stay in their house, and Woodrow will move out. Woodrow Melvin moved out of Noland House in Zollie. Woodrow Melvin moved into Melvin House in Zollie. Woodrow Melvin moved to Zollie Lake, 8 miles away from Zollie. Woodrow Melvin moved out of Melvin House in Zollie. Woodrow Melvin heard about an uninhabited house in Zollie Lake, Ridgeville, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Woodrow Melvin moved into Gilles House in Zollie Lake. Woodrow Melvin met 5 new people this year: Merrily Gilles, Sebastian Gilles, Marys Zollie, Maddy Noland, and Sharron Gilles. Woodrow caught up with an old acquaintance, Pepita Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Zollie, Ridgeville. Woodrow Melvin made 7 new friends this year: Lorraine Gilles, Sharron Gilles, Cassy Gilles, Aubrey Gilles, Sebastian Gilles, Maddy Noland, and Marys Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woodrow this year.
395.   Woodrow is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Woodrow Melvin met one new person this year, Broderick Gilles.
396.   Woodrow is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Woodrow Melvin met one new person this year, Mathew Noland.
397.   Woodrow is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Woodrow Melvin married Lyndy Noland in Zollie Lake, Ridgeville. Lyndy Noland is now named Lyndy Melvin. Woodrow visited his friend Devin Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 21 years ago in Zollie Lake, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Woodrow visited his friend Harriott Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 21 years ago in Zollie Lake, Ridgeville, where they meet now for the last time. Woodrow Melvin has fallen ill. Woodrow is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Giacomo Gilles, Shannan Gilles, Lorraine Gilles, Adara Gilles, Yance Gilles, Alina Melvin, Lin Melvin, Aldo Melvin, Lyndy Melvin, Marys Noland, Maddy Noland, Mathew Noland, Ozzie Zollie, Bennet Zollie, Marys Zollie, Pepita Zollie, Willmott Zollie, Meriel Zollie, Vania Zollie, and Verine Zollie. Woodrow Melvin died in Zollie Lake, Ridgeville, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 44 years old. Woodrow Melvin was laid to rest in the Zollie Lake cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
403.   Woodrow Melvin's daughter Alina Melvin married Yance Gilles in Zollie Lake, Ridgeville.
404.   Woodrow Melvin's grandchild, named Say Gilles, was born in the town of Zollie Lake, Ridgeville; the child's mother is Woodrow's daughter, Alina Gilles.
406.   Woodrow Melvin's son Lin Melvin married Lyndy Melvin in Zollie Lake, Ridgeville.
407.   Woodrow Melvin's grandchild, named Estele Gilles, was born in the town of Zollie Lake, Ridgeville; the child's mother is Woodrow's daughter, Alina Gilles. Woodrow Melvin's daughter Ann-Mari Melvin married Ozzie Zollie in Dover, Ridgeville. Ann-Mari Melvin is now named Ann-Mari Zollie.
408.   Woodrow Melvin's grandchild, named Portia Melvin, was born in the town of Susitna North, Ridgeville; the child's father is Woodrow's son, Lin Melvin. Woodrow Melvin's grandchild, named Freddy Gilles, was born in the town of Zollie Lake, Ridgeville; the child's mother is Woodrow's daughter, Alina Gilles. Woodrow Melvin's grandchild, named Woodrow Zollie, was born in the town of Dover, Ridgeville; the child's mother is Woodrow's daughter, Ann-Mari Zollie. Woodrow Melvin's son Lin Melvin and Lyndy Melvin divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had one child together. Lyndy Melvin and Lin Melvin decided that their child, Portia, will live with Lin.