Narrative

340.   Wood Riccardo Zollie was born to Dalenna Zollie and Alain Zollie in the town of White House, on the island of Mount Hope. 8 people came to meet Wood Zollie for the first time this year: Margit Zollie, Emily Quinn, Berta Zollie, Wood Zollie, Dalenna Zollie, Bernie Zollie, Alain Zollie, and Geraldo Quinn. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wood this year.
341.   Wood is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Wood is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Wood Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Marlin Gilles, Lionello Quinn, Dorita Quinn, and Giffer Quinn.
342.   Wood is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Wood is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Wood Zollie's younger brother, Thaine Zollie, was born in White House. Wood Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Leslie Quinn, Margy Quinn, Giffer Quinn, Merrie Quinn, Margy Vaclav, Margy Zollie, and Dawson Zollie.
343.   Wood is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Wood is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Wood Zollie's younger sister, Mallory Zollie, was born in White House. Wood Zollie made 9 new friends this year: Catlaina Gilles, Darwin Gilles, Rhodie Gilles, Janka Quinn, Allianora Quinn, Leia Quinn, Bobina Quinn, Spencer Zollie, and Margit Zollie.
344.   Wood has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Wood has become fluent in Monedusus.
345.   Wood Zollie turned 5. Wood Zollie's younger sister, Katleen Zollie, was born in White House. Wood Zollie met 5 new people this year: Ewan Quinn, Demetre Quinn, Jan Vaclav, Alyson Vaclav, and Aurilia Quinn. Wood Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Vannie Quinn, Bancroft Quinn, Paul Quinn, Zacharias Quinn, and Shaw Vaclav.
346.   Wood Zollie met one new person this year, Spencer Zollie. Wood Zollie made 8 new friends this year: Wilhelm Quinn, Pauly Quinn, Demetre Quinn, Jessie Quinn, Jan Vaclav, Berta Zollie, Emily Zollie, and Flore Zollie.
347.   Wood Zollie met one new person this year, Waite Zollie. Wood Zollie made 10 new friends this year: Hart Quinn, Ewan Quinn, Florence Quinn, Emily Quinn, Nissie Quinn, Dru Quinn, Aurilia Quinn, Wayland Vaclav, Shaw Vaclav, and Thaine Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wood this year.
348.   Wood visited his friend Leslie Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 8 years ago in White House, Mount Hope, where they meet now for the last time. Wood Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Kial Noland, Briggs Quinn, Alyson Vaclav, and Mallory Zollie.
350.   Wood Zollie is now 10 years old. Wood visited his friend Cobb Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in White House, Mount Hope, where they meet now for the last time. Wood Zollie met 5 new people this year: Patric Gilles, Helsa Quinn, Dulcine Quinn, Shell Zollie, and Harris Gilles. Wood Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Patric Gilles, Jesselyn Quinn, Katleen Zollie, Shell Zollie, and Spencer Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wood this year.
351.   Wood Zollie met one new person this year, Giffer Quinn.
352.   Wood Zollie met 4 new people this year: Cinda Quinn, Clifton Zollie, Kin Vaclav, and Cinda Zollie. Wood Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Kin Vaclav, Bernie Zollie, and Alain Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wood this year.
353.   Wood Zollie met two new people this year, Anthony Quinn and Jobina Gilles.
354.   Wood Zollie's sister, Margit Zollie, took her own life in White House, Mount Hope; she was 22 years old. Wood Zollie's sister, Berta Zollie, took her own life in White House, Mount Hope; she was 19 years old. Alain Zollie stopped in the wilderness 8 miles west of White House. Wood Zollie moved out of Vaclav House in White House.
355.   Wood Zollie is now 15 years old.
356.   Wood Zollie's father, Alain Zollie, died alone in the wilderness of Mount Hope of starvation; he was 64 years old.
357.   Wood Zollie is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Wood Zollie moved into Zollie House in Grand Junction. Dalenna Zollie, Thaine Zollie, Katleen Zollie, Mallory Zollie, and Wood Zollie, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Mount Hope called Grand Junction.
358.   Wood Zollie turned 18.
359.   Wood Zollie is thinking about leaving Grand Junction, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
360.   Wood Zollie is now 20 years old.
363.   Wood Zollie is thinking about leaving Grand Junction, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
364.   Wood Zollie is thinking about leaving Grand Junction, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
365.   Wood Zollie is now 25 years old.
366.   Wood Zollie had a sexual liaison with Gwennie Zollie.
367.   Gwennie Zollie gave birth to a girl named Deonne Barbette Zollie, of whom Wood Zollie is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Wood this year.
368.   Wood Zollie's daughter, Deonne Zollie, died in Grand Junction, Mount Hope, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Wood this year.
370.   Wood Zollie is now 30 years old. Wood Zollie is thinking about leaving Grand Junction, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Wood this year.
371.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wood this year.
374.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Wood this year.
375.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Wood this year.
377.   Wood Zollie met 3 new people this year: Harwell Gilles, Ferdinanda Quinn, and Cobb Quinn. Wood visited with his friend Vannie Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 24 years ago in White House, Mount Hope.
379.   Wood Zollie met two new people this year, Veronika Zollie and Othella Zollie. Wood Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Ferdinanda Quinn, Chicky Zollie, and Milton Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wood this year.
380.   Wood Zollie turned 40. Wood visited his mother, Dalenna Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Wood Zollie's mother, Dalenna Zollie, died in Grand Junction, Mount Hope, of natural causes; she was 78 years old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wood this year.
381.   Wood Zollie met one new person this year, Jan Gilles.
384.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Wood this year.
385.   There is talk of the settlements of Grand Junction and Quinn Crest consolidating.
386.   Wood Zollie married Vannie Zollie in Grand Junction, Mount Hope. Wood Zollie met 6 new people this year: Heide Gilles, Henry Quinn, Merrie Quinn, Katleen Gilles, Halette Gilles, and Carroll Gilles. Wood just found out from Mallory Quinn that his family member Hart Quinn died of natural causes in Wendell, Mount Hope 6 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 37 years ago in in White House, Mount Hope. (Mallory had found this out from Keefe Zollie in 380.) Wood Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Jan Gilles, Merrie Quinn, and Ozzie Zollie. There is talk of the settlements of Quinn Crest and Grand Junction consolidating.
387.   Vannie Zollie gave birth to a boy named Wood Abe Zollie; he is named for his father Wood Riccardo Zollie. Wood Zollie's son, Wood Zollie, died in Grand Junction, Mount Hope, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
388.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Wood this year. The settlements of Quinn Crest and Grand Junction are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Quinn Crest will absorb the other settlements. Due to its annexation of Grand Junction, Wood Zollie now lives in Quinn Crest.
389.   Wood Zollie is planning to move to a bigger town. Wood Zollie moved to Wendell, 13 miles away from Quinn Crest. Wood Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Quinn Crest. Wood Zollie caught word of an uninhabited house in Wendell, Mount Hope, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Wood Zollie moved into Gilles House in Wendell. Wood Zollie met 49 new people this year: Spencer Zollie, Blondie Quinn, Guido Gilles, Zebedee Zollie, Shepherd Quinn, Malorie Quinn, Lester Quinn, Kimmie Quinn, Ellsworth Quinn, Briggs Quinn, Gretchen Gilles, Godfree Gilles, Latashia Quinn, Alic Quinn, Shell Zollie, Jakob Gilles, Andee Gilles, Kelila Gilles, Jerrie Gilles, Georgeanna Gilles, Elva Quinn, Katya Zollie, Amanda Guillermo, Percy Prasun, Rafaelia Gilles, Austin Quinn, Lovell Quinn, Shaw Zollie, Britt Quinn, Nicolea Zollie, Angy Quinn, Gretchen Quinn, Stillman Quinn, Everett Gilles, Shepherd Quinn, Manya Gilles, Rutherford Zollie, Katya Zollie, Noemi Zollie, Dulcine Quinn, Dori Quinn, Waite Zollie, Valerye Quinn, Aleck Quinn, Wilber Gilles, Randy Gilles, Emily Quinn, Waite Zollie, and Cooper Quinn. Wood just found out from Barry Quinn that his family member Geraldo Quinn was murdered in Quinn Crest, Mount Hope 6 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 39 years ago in in White House, Mount Hope. (Barry had recently found this out from Gretchen Quinn.) Wood visited with his friend Jesselyn Quinn, who he hadn't seen since 36 years ago in White House, Mount Hope. Wood visited with his friend Alyson Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 36 years ago in White House, Mount Hope. Wood visited with his friend Marlin Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 44 years ago in White House, Mount Hope. Wood Zollie made 32 new friends this year: Andee Gilles, Guido Gilles, Gretchen Gilles, Jerrie Gilles, Georgeanna Gilles, Godfree Gilles, Rafaelia Gilles, Arnold Gilles, Jakob Gilles, Clayborn Gilles, Manya Gilles, Randy Gilles, Zola Prasun, Marya Prasun, Ellsworth Quinn, Briggs Quinn, Lester Quinn, Kimmie Quinn, Alic Quinn, Elva Quinn, Latashia Quinn, Gretchen Quinn, Stillman Quinn, Spencer Zollie, Rutherford Zollie, Zebedee Zollie, Nicolea Zollie, Katya Zollie, Waite Zollie, Katya Zollie, Shell Zollie, and Carissa Zollie.
390.   Wood Zollie turned 50. Wood Zollie met 3 new people this year: Ashlen Guillermo, Marieann Quinn, and Pincus Gilles. Wood Zollie made 11 new friends this year: Briggs Gilles, Napoleon Gilles, Ashlen Guillermo, Percy Prasun, Austin Quinn, Emily Quinn, Marieann Quinn, Michelle Quinn, Cooper Quinn, Lovell Quinn, and Dulcine Quinn. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wood this year.
391.   Wood Zollie met 4 new people this year: Chester Zollie, Manya Gilles, Wadsworth Gilles, and Fiona Gilles. Wood Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Everett Gilles, Aleck Quinn, Malorie Quinn, Shepherd Quinn, Katya Quinn, and Adams Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wood this year.
392.   Wood Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Kelila Gilles, Clifton Zollie, and Shaw Zollie.
393.   Noemi Zollie attempted to murder Wood Zollie, but failed and was herself killed. Wood Zollie killed 19-year-old Noemi Zollie in self-defense in Wendell, Mount Hope, after the latter tried to murder him. Wood Zollie met two new people this year, Brandon Quinn and Karol Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wood this year.
394.   Wood visited his friend Marlin Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 54 years ago in White House, Mount Hope. Wood visited his friend Carissa Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Wood visited his friend Marieann Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Wood Zollie met two new people this year, Tedman Zollie and Hernando Zollie.
395.   In Gilles House, their home, Wood is attending to Vannie Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Wood Zollie's wife, Vannie Zollie, died in Wendell, Mount Hope, of natural causes; she was 60 years old. Wood Zollie met 5 new people this year: Benita Gilles, Darcy Gilles, Ronnie Gilles, Elmira Zollie, and Giffer Quinn.
396.   Wood Zollie met 5 new people this year: Jacquenette Quinn, Jakob Quinn, Rubin Quinn, Teodoro Zollie, and Alfonzo Quinn. Wood visited with his friend Lionello Quinn, who he hadn't seen since 43 years ago in White House, Mount Hope. Wood Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Giffer Quinn, Dina Quinn, Rubin Quinn, Angy Quinn, Ezra Zollie, and Hernando Zollie.
397.   Wood visited his friend Rubin Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Wood Zollie met two new people this year, Spencer Zollie and Percy Quinn. Wood Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Wadsworth Gilles, Sean Gilles, Jacquenette Quinn, and Mignon Quinn.
398.   Wood Zollie met 4 new people this year: Fremont Zollie, Briggs Gilles, Calley Zollie, and Genni Quinn. Wood Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Austen Prasun, Jerry Quinn, and Teodoro Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wood this year.
399.   Wood Zollie met 5 new people this year: Ninon Quinn, Lorinda Quinn, Darby Gilles, Nealon Quinn, and Julie Quinn. Wood Zollie made 7 new friends this year: Calley Gilles, Manya Gilles, Percy Prasun, Ninon Quinn, Julie Quinn, Genni Quinn, and Rodger Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wood this year.
400.   Wood Zollie is now 60 years old. Wood Zollie met two new people this year, Barbra Zollie and Neel Gilles. Wood just found out from Jesselyn Quinn that his sister Bernie Gilles died of natural causes in White House, Mount Hope 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 47 years ago in in White House, Mount Hope. (Jesselyn had recently found this out from Alic Quinn.) Wood Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Fiona Gilles, Spencer Zollie, Elmira Zollie, and Chester Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wood this year.
401.   Wood Zollie met 8 new people this year: Engelbart Zollie, Scotty Gilles, Christine Gilles, Denice Gilles, Milton Gilles, Rebeka Quinn, Briggs Gilles, and Lovell Quinn.
402.   Wood visited his friend Gwennie Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 37 years ago in Grand Junction, Mount Hope. Wood Zollie met two new people this year, Veronika Gilles and Therine Quinn. Wood is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Margit Zollie; they haven't seen each other since 48 years ago in in White House, Mount Hope. Wood is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Berta Zollie; they haven't seen each other since 48 years ago in in White House, Mount Hope. Wood is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own mother, the late Dalenna Zollie; they haven't seen each other since 22 years ago in in Grand Junction, Mount Hope. Wood is experiencing memory loss and no longer remembers one of his oldest friends, Marlin Gilles; they first met 62 years ago in in White House, Mount Hope, but hadn't seen each other since 8 years ago in in Wendell, Mount Hope. Wood Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Christine Gilles, Briggs Gilles, Neel Gilles, Fletcher Quinn, and Lorinda Quinn. Wood is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Geraldo Quinn; they last saw each other 52 years ago in in White House, Mount Hope. Wood is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own wife, the late Vannie Zollie; they haven't seen each other since 7 years ago in in Wendell, Mount Hope. Wood is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own nephew, the late Garwin Zollie; they last saw each other 19 years ago in in Grand Junction, Mount Hope. Wood is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own daughter, the late Deonne Zollie; they haven't seen each other since 34 years ago in in Grand Junction, Mount Hope.
403.   Wood Zollie met two new people this year, Manya Gilles and Shepherd Quinn.
404.   Wood Zollie met 10 new people this year: Ignacius Zollie, Rhodie Quinn, Wandie Quinn, Rufus Quinn, Granville Quinn, Rey Quinn, Dyanna Gilles, Bethena Quinn, Marcellus Gilles, and Shina Quinn. Wood is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own father, the late Alain Zollie; they haven't seen each other since 48 years ago in in the wilderness of Mount Hope. Wood is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, the late Luce Zollie; they last saw each other 32 years ago in in Grand Junction, Mount Hope. Wood is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Hart Quinn; they last saw each other 55 years ago in in White House, Mount Hope. Wood Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Milton Gilles, Briggs Gilles, Alfonzo Quinn, Bethena Quinn, and Rhodie Quinn. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wood this year. Wood is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, the late Terrye Zollie; they last saw each other 25 years ago in in Grand Junction, Mount Hope. Wood is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, Mallory Quinn; they haven't seen each other since 16 years ago in in Grand Junction, Mount Hope.
405.   Wood visited his friend Zebedee Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 16 years ago in Wendell, Mount Hope, where they meet now for the last time. Wood visited with his friend Stillman Quinn, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Wendell, Mount Hope. Wood is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own nephew, the late Alain Zollie; they last saw each other 36 years ago in in Grand Junction, Mount Hope. Wood Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Piotr Gilles, Scotty Gilles, Shepherd Quinn, Therine Quinn, and Engelbart Zollie. Wood is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own nephew, Henry Quinn; they last saw each other 17 years ago in in Grand Junction, Mount Hope.
406.   Wood visited his friend Zola Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in Wendell, Mount Hope, where they meet now for the last time. Wood Zollie met 10 new people this year: Frances Gilles, Kaitlyn Quinn, Selby Quinn, Katya Gilles, Linnie Gilles, Cornellis Quinn, Patty Gilles, Rodger Gilles, Catharina Gilles, and Sylvie Gilles. Wood Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Sylvie Gilles, Manya Gilles, Shaw Quinn, and Fremont Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wood this year.
407.   Wood visited his friend Jerrie Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in Wendell, Mount Hope, where they meet now for the last time. Wood Zollie met 12 new people this year: Ferdinanda Quinn, Gretchen Gilles, Tatum Gilles, Moise Quinn, Stacy Prasun, Elva Gilles, Dosi Quinn, Nina Gilles, Johanna Zollie, Muire Gilles, Shell Zollie, and Kiele Quinn. Wood Zollie made 6 new friends this year: Purcell Gilles, Darby Gilles, Tatum Gilles, Patty Gilles, Denice Gilles, and Nina Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Wood this year. Wood is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, Thaine Zollie; they haven't seen each other since 19 years ago in in Grand Junction, Mount Hope.
408.   Wood visited his friend Fletcher Quinn, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Wendell, Mount Hope, where they meet now for the last time. Wood visited his friend Manya Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 19 years ago in Wendell, Mount Hope, where they meet now for the last time. Wood Zollie met two new people this year, Katherina Gilles and Anabella Quinn. Wood is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Katleen Gilles; they haven't seen each other since 20 years ago in in Grand Junction, Mount Hope. Wood is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own nephew, the late Rice Zollie; they last saw each other 36 years ago in in Grand Junction, Mount Hope. Wood Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Josselyn Gilles, Dosi Quinn, and Selby Quinn.