Narrative

340.   Web Todd Zollie was born to Lindsay Zollie and Todd Zollie in the town of Daleville, on the island of Bettles. 5 people came to meet Web Zollie for the first time this year: Lindsay Zollie, Janelle Aldis, Nadia Aldis, Todd Zollie, and Web Zollie. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Web this year.
341.   Web is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Web Zollie's younger sister, Torie Zollie, was born in Daleville. Web Zollie's parents Todd Zollie and Lindsay Zollie divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Todd Zollie and Lindsay Zollie decided that Lindsay will stay in their house, and Todd will move out.
342.   Web is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
343.   Web is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Web Zollie's younger half-sister, Lindsay Zollie, was born in Daleville.
344.   Web has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Web Zollie moved out of Prasun House in Daleville. Web Zollie moved into Prasun House in Daleville. Web Zollie's mother Lindsay Zollie married Jodi Prasun in Daleville, Bettles. Lindsay Zollie is now named Lindsay Prasun. Web Zollie's half-sister, Lindsay Zollie, died in Daleville, Bettles, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old.
345.   Web Zollie is now 5 years old. Web Zollie's younger half-brother, Averell Prasun, was born in Daleville. Web Zollie met 3 new people this year: Silvia Aldis, Theobald Aldis, and Eberhard Aldis.
346.   Web Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Eberhard Aldis, Theobald Aldis, Silvia Aldis, and Torie Zollie.
347.   Web Zollie's parents Lindsay Prasun and Jodi Prasun divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had 2 children together.
350.   Web Zollie is now 10 years old. Web visited his family member, Jodi Prasun, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
355.   Web Zollie is now 15 years old. Web visited his friend Windy Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Daleville, Bettles, where they meet now for the last time.
357.   Web Zollie married Zelma Aldis in Daleville, Bettles. Zelma Aldis is now named Zelma Zollie. Web Zollie moved to Lacey's Spring, 6 miles away from Daleville. Web Zollie moved out of Prasun House in Daleville. Web Zollie heard about an uninhabited house in Lacey's Spring, Bettles, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Web Zollie moved into Gilles House in Lacey's Spring. Web Zollie met 4 new people this year: Archibald Gilles, Lindsay Gilles, Melisa Gilles, and Muhammad Gilles. Web reunited with his sister Janelle Gilles, who he hasn't seen since 12 years ago in Daleville, Bettles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Web this year.
358.   Web Zollie is now 18 years old.
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360.   Web Zollie turned 20.
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362.   Web Zollie is planning to move to a smaller town. Web Zollie and Zelma Zollie divorced after 5 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Web Zollie and Zelma Zollie decided that Web will stay in their house, and Zelma will move out. Web Zollie moved to neighboring Haleburg, a mile away from Lacey's Spring. Web Zollie moved out of Gilles House in Lacey's Spring. Web Zollie caught word of an uninhabited house in Haleburg, Bettles, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Web Zollie moved into Zollie House in Haleburg. Web Zollie met one new person this year, Maia Gilles. Web just found out from Lindsay Prasun that his father Todd Zollie died of natural causes in Eastford, Bettles 6 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 17 years ago in in Daleville, Bettles. (Lindsay had recently found this out from Lindsay Prasun.)
363.   Web Zollie is planning to move to a bigger town. Web Zollie moved to neighboring Lacey's Spring, a mile away from Haleburg. Web Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Haleburg. Web Zollie found an uninhabited house in Lacey's Spring, Bettles, called Gilles House, that could be resided in. Web Zollie moved into Gilles House in Lacey's Spring.
365.   Web Zollie turned 25. Zelma Zollie and Web Zollie have fallen for each other again and are going to give marriage another shot. Web Zollie married Zelma Zollie in Lacey's Spring, Bettles.
366.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Web this year.
367.   Web Zollie moved to neighboring Eastford. Web Zollie moved out of Gilles House in Lacey's Spring. Web Zollie heard about an uninhabited house in Eastford, Bettles, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Web Zollie moved into Zollie House in Eastford.
368.   Web Zollie met one new person this year, Bay Gilles.
369.   Web Zollie's wife, Zelma Zollie, murdered 31-year-old Waylen Gilles in Eastford, Bettles. Web Zollie's ex-wife, Zelma Zollie, murdered 31-year-old Waylen Gilles in Eastford, Bettles.
370.   Web Zollie is now 30 years old.
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373.   Web Zollie asked Zelma Zollie for a divorce; Zelma Zollie agreed to it. Web Zollie and Zelma Zollie divorced after 8 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Web Zollie and Zelma Zollie decided that Zelma will stay in their house, and Web will move out. Web Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Eastford. Web Zollie moved into Zollie House in Eastford. Zelma Zollie had a sexual liaison with Web Zollie.
376.   Web Zollie decided to leave Eastford; he will do so shortly. Web Zollie moved out of Zollie House in Eastford. Web Zollie is moving north from Wilderness of Bettles at a fast pace. Web Zollie stopped in the woods just outside Eastford. Web Zollie met one new person this year, Grace Gilles.
377.   Web Zollie married Grace Gilles in the wilderness of Bettles; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Bettles. Grace Gilles is now named Grace Zollie.
378.   Grace Zollie gave birth to a girl named Ray Kerrill Zollie, of whom Web Zollie is the father. Web Zollie's wife, Grace Zollie, died alone in the wilderness of Bettles of starvation; she was 27 years old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Web this year.
379.   Web Zollie met 3 new people this year: Trevar Gilles, Sheri Gilles, and Dottie Gilles. Web Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Trevar Gilles, Dottie Gilles, and Sheri Gilles.
380.   Web Zollie is now 40 years old. Web Zollie met 4 new people this year: Partha Gilles, Judi Gilles, Micheline Gilles, and Cleveland Gilles. Web Zollie made 4 new friends this year: Judi Gilles, Cleveland Gilles, Partha Gilles, and Micheline Gilles.
381.   Web Zollie had a sexual liaison with Dottie Gilles. Web Zollie decided to leave Wilderness of Bettles; he will do so shortly. Web Zollie is moving south from Wilderness of Bettles at an unhurried pace. Web Zollie traveled 5 miles south in the wilderness of Bettles. Web Zollie met one new person this year, Alaine Noland. Web just found out from Torie Myke that his sister Janelle Gilles died of disease in Lacey's Spring, Bettles 12 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 15 years ago in in Lacey's Spring, Bettles. (Torie had found this out from Nadia Aldis in 374.) Web just found out from Torie Myke that his sister Nadia Aldis died in Daleville, Bettles 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 25 years ago in in Daleville, Bettles. Web Zollie made 5 new friends this year: Bay Gilles, Maia Gilles, Katlin Myke, Alaine Noland, and Ray Zollie.
382.   Dottie Gilles gave birth to a girl named Isabeau Dottie Gilles, of whom Web Zollie is the father. Web Zollie was murdered in the wilderness of Wilderness of Bettles by Manuel Aldis; he was 42 years old. Ray Zollie, who had briefly met Web Zollie due to the proximity of their campsites in the wilderness of Bettles, buried him there and placed a gravestone at the site; the former did not know the latter's birth year, and so put 'Unknown'.
399.   Web Zollie's ex-wife, Zelma Gilles, murdered Kelcy Quinn in an act of revenge. This was her second victim.