Narrative

299.   Miranda Kelila Vaclav was born to Tania Vaclav and Wolfie Vaclav in the town of Holly Pond, on the island of Melvin. 8 people came to meet Miranda Vaclav for the first time this year: Wolfie Vaclav, Tania Vaclav, Carmina Vaclav, Lotti Vaclav, Miranda Vaclav, Westbrooke Vaclav, Dian Vaclav, and Jeremias Vaclav. Wolfie Vaclav moved to Mud Bay, 8 miles away from Holly Pond. Wolfie Vaclav caught word of an uninhabited house in Mud Bay, Melvin, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Miranda Vaclav moved out of Melvin House in Holly Pond. Miranda Vaclav moved out of Aldis House in Holly Pond. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Miranda this year. There is talk of the settlements of Mud Bay and Taunton consolidating.
300.   Miranda is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Miranda Vaclav's younger brother, Judy Vaclav, was born in Mud Bay. Wolfie Vaclav moved to Becket, 5 miles away from Mud Bay. Wolfie Vaclav caught word of an uninhabited house in Becket, Melvin, called Vaclav House, that could be resided in. Miranda Vaclav moved out of Aldis House in Mud Bay. Miranda Vaclav moved into Vaclav House in Becket. Miranda Vaclav moved out of Vaclav House in Mud Bay. Miranda Vaclav made 7 new friends this year: Grover Aldis, Malcolm Gilles, Muriel Gilles, Amandy Guillermo, Abdulkarim Guillermo, Sampson Guillermo, and Guthrie Guillermo.
301.   Miranda is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Wolfie Vaclav is planning to move to a neighboring town. Wolfie Vaclav moved to neighboring Zollieville, a mile away from Becket. Wolfie Vaclav found an uninhabited house in Zollieville, Melvin, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Miranda Vaclav moved out of Vaclav House in Becket. Miranda Vaclav moved into Zollie House in Zollieville. Miranda Vaclav moved out of Zollie House in Becket.
302.   Miranda is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Miranda Vaclav moved into Zollie House in Zollieville. Miranda Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Carmina Vaclav, Lotti Vaclav, and Jeremias Vaclav.
303.   Miranda has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Wolfie Vaclav is planning to move to a bigger town. Wolfie Vaclav moved to Pickensville, 11 miles away from Zollieville. Wolfie Vaclav was told of an uninhabited house in Pickensville, Melvin, called Guillermo House, that could be resided in. Miranda Vaclav moved out of Zollie House in Zollieville. Miranda Vaclav moved into Guillermo House in Pickensville. Miranda Vaclav moved out of Guillermo House in Zollieville. Miranda just found out from Carmina Vaclav that her grandfather Tybalt Zollie died of natural causes in Mud Bay, Melvin 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 4 years ago in in Mud Bay, Melvin. (Carmina had recently found this out from Eyde Aldis.) Miranda Vaclav made 6 new friends this year: Carlee Aldis, Alyda Aldis, Stearne Aldis, Guthrie Aldis, Anatoly Aldis, and Beulah Gilles.
304.   Miranda Vaclav is now 5 years old. Miranda Vaclav's younger brother, Wolfie Vaclav, was born in Pickensville. Miranda Vaclav met two new people this year, Shaun Zollie and Delcine Zollie.
305.   Miranda Vaclav met one new person this year, Teddy Aldis. Miranda Vaclav made 5 new friends this year: Eyde Aldis, Carmina Vaclav, Wolfie Vaclav, Delcine Zollie, and Whitaker Zollie.
306.   Miranda Vaclav met two new people this year, Eliott Aldis and Tudor Gilles. Miranda Vaclav made 7 new friends this year: Web Gilles, Harlan Gilles, Judy Vaclav, Westbrooke Vaclav, Dian Vaclav, Ileane Zollie, and Skippy Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Miranda this year.
307.   Miranda Vaclav's parents Wolfie Vaclav and Tania Vaclav divorced after 14 years of marriage; they had 8 children together. Wolfie Vaclav and Tania Vaclav decided that Tania will stay in their house, and Wolfie will move out. Miranda Vaclav moved out of Guillermo House in Pickensville. Miranda Vaclav moved into Aldis House in Pickensville. Miranda Vaclav's mother Tania Vaclav married Stearne Aldis in Pickensville, Melvin. Tania Vaclav is now named Tania Aldis.
308.   Miranda Vaclav made 4 new friends this year: Teddy Aldis, Tudor Gilles, Salomo Zollie, and Annamarie Zollie.
309.   Miranda Vaclav is now 10 years old. Miranda Vaclav's younger half-sister, Harriot Aldis, was born in Pickensville. Miranda Vaclav's mother, Tania Aldis, took her own life in Pickensville, Melvin; she was 41 years old. Miranda Vaclav met one new person this year, Jerald Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Miranda this year.
311.   Stearne Aldis stopped in the wilderness 6 miles east of Pickensville. Miranda Vaclav moved out of Aldis House in Pickensville. Miranda visited with her family member Jarvis Guillermo, who she hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Becket, Melvin. Miranda visited with her friend Elden Guillermo, who she hadn't seen since 12 years ago in Mud Bay, Melvin. Miranda Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Valdemar Gilles, Jarvis Guillermo, and Elden Guillermo.
314.   Miranda Vaclav turned 15. Stearne Aldis is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Miranda Vaclav moved into Aldis House in Double Springs. Miranda Vaclav moved out of Aldis House in Wilderness of Melvin. Harriot Aldis, Carmina Guillermo, Miranda Vaclav, Elden Guillermo, Lotti Vaclav, Judy Vaclav, Stearne Aldis, Westbrooke Vaclav, Dian Vaclav, Wolfie Vaclav, Carmina Guillermo, Lotti Vaclav, Miranda Vaclav, Wolfie Vaclav, Harriot Aldis, and Judy Vaclav, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Melvin called Double Springs. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Miranda this year.
315.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Miranda this year.
316.   Miranda Vaclav is worrying about her brother Jeremias Vaclav, who 3 years ago set out for a new life in Meadow Lakes, Melvin.
317.   Miranda Vaclav is now 18 years old. Miranda Vaclav is wondering about her brother Jeremias Vaclav, who 4 years ago set out for a new life in Meadow Lakes, Melvin.
318.   Miranda Vaclav is thinking about leaving Double Springs, where she is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Miranda this year.
319.   Miranda Vaclav turned 20. Miranda Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Geeta Guillermo, Maura Guillermo, and Tania Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Miranda this year.
322.   Miranda Vaclav is thinking about leaving Double Springs, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
323.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Miranda this year.
324.   Miranda Vaclav is now 25 years old. Miranda Vaclav is wondering about her brother Jeremias Vaclav, who 11 years ago set out for a new life in Meadow Lakes, Melvin.
325.   Miranda just found out from Dian Vaclav that her grandmother Carmina Zollie died of disease in Pickensville, Melvin 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 15 years ago in in Pickensville, Melvin. (Dian had recently found this out from Carmina Guillermo.) Miranda visited with her friend Teddy Aldis, who she hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin.
326.   Miranda Vaclav is thinking about leaving Double Springs, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Elden Guillermo had an affair with Miranda Vaclav; she is now pregnant. Elden Guillermo had an affair with Miranda Vaclav; Elden's wife, Carmina Guillermo, found out and is now contemplating divorce. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Miranda this year.
327.   Miranda Vaclav gave birth to a girl named Inesita Caril Vaclav, of whom Elden Guillermo is the father. Miranda Vaclav's father Wolfie Vaclav married Amandy Aldis in Pine Apple, Melvin. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Miranda this year.
328.   Miranda Vaclav is thinking about leaving Double Springs, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Elden Guillermo had an affair with Miranda Vaclav; she is now pregnant. Elden Guillermo had an affair with Miranda Vaclav; Elden's wife, Carmina Guillermo, found out and is now contemplating divorce. Miranda Vaclav met one new person this year, Percy Aldis. Miranda just found out from Elden Guillermo that her family member Carmina Vaclav died in Mud Bay, Melvin 16 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 29 years ago in in Mud Bay, Melvin. (Elden had recently found this out from Percy Aldis.) Miranda Vaclav made 3 new friends this year: Percy Aldis, Scarface Guillermo, and Inesita Vaclav.
329.   Miranda Vaclav turned 30. Miranda Vaclav gave birth to a boy named Samuel Ethelbert Vaclav, of whom Elden Guillermo is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Miranda this year.
330.   Miranda Vaclav met one new person this year, Lila Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Miranda this year.
331.   Miranda Vaclav met 5 new people this year: Wolfie Vaclav, Kathye Vaclav, Hayes Vaclav, Wayne Vaclav, and Brier Vaclav. Miranda just found out from Elden Guillermo that her family member Caril Zollie was murdered in Mud Bay, Melvin 20 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 32 years ago in in Mud Bay, Melvin. (Elden had recently found this out from Jeremias Vaclav.) Miranda just found out from Carmina Aldis that her family member Jarvis Guillermo died of disease in Brookside, Melvin 18 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 20 years ago in in the wilderness of Melvin. (Carmina had recently found this out from Jeremias Vaclav.) Miranda reunited with her brother Jeremias Vaclav, who she hasn't seen since 19 years ago in the wilderness of Melvin. Miranda Vaclav made 5 new friends this year: Wayne Vaclav, Kathye Vaclav, Brier Vaclav, Wolfie Vaclav, and Wolfie Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Miranda this year.
332.   Due to alarming rates of homelessness on Melvin, indicative of excessive population density on the island, Miranda Vaclav has decided to start building a ship in Double Springs, so that at least some of the displaced people of Melvin may soon be able to seek out more spacious lands. Miranda Vaclav started building a ship in Double Springs; it's about 11% completed. Miranda Vaclav met 5 new people this year: Jo Guillermo, Merill Guillermo, Ambur Guillermo, Ambur Guillermo, and Kent Guillermo. Miranda Vaclav made 4 new friends this year: Lucine Gilles, Merill Guillermo, Ambur Guillermo, and Ambur Guillermo.
333.   Miranda Vaclav is continuing to build a ship in Double Springs; it's about 28% completed. Miranda Vaclav is thinking about leaving Double Springs, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Miranda Vaclav met 3 new people this year: Garp Gilles, Jackquelin Guillermo, and Thacher Aldis. Miranda visited with her family member Alyda Zollie, who she hadn't seen since 23 years ago in Pickensville, Melvin. Miranda Vaclav made 4 new friends this year: Thacher Aldis, Jo Guillermo, Rea Guillermo, and Hayes Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Miranda this year.
334.   Miranda Vaclav could not find time to continue working on her ship this year. Miranda Vaclav has fallen ill. Miranda is on her deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Wayne Aldis, Thacher Aldis, Carmina Aldis, Lucine Gilles, Lotti Guillermo, Harriot Guillermo, Kraig Guillermo, Ambur Guillermo, Elden Guillermo, Scarface Guillermo, Merill Guillermo, Tania Guillermo, Ambur Guillermo, Jo Guillermo, Joellyn Guillermo, Geeta Guillermo, Rea Guillermo, Dian Vaclav, Jeremias Vaclav, Maura Vaclav, Judy Vaclav, Hayes Vaclav, Wayne Vaclav, Wolfie Vaclav, Westbrooke Vaclav, Kathye Vaclav, Inesita Vaclav, Samuel Vaclav, Brier Vaclav, Enrico Vaclav, Whittaker Vaclav, Wolfie Vaclav, Teddy Vaclav, Wolfie Vaclav, Alyda Zollie, and Skippy Zollie. Miranda Vaclav died in Double Springs, Melvin, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 35 years old. Miranda Vaclav was laid to rest in the Double Springs cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
349.   Miranda Vaclav's daughter Inesita Vaclav married Wolfie Vaclav in Shaker Heights, Melvin.
350.   Miranda Vaclav's grandchild, named Ainslie Vaclav, was born in the town of Bucyrus, Melvin; the child's mother is Miranda's daughter, Inesita Vaclav.
351.   Miranda Vaclav's grandchild, named Lenna Vaclav, was born in the town of Bucyrus, Melvin; the child's mother is Miranda's daughter, Inesita Vaclav.
354.   Miranda Vaclav's grandchild, named Sherlock Vaclav, was born in the town of Pickensville, Melvin; the child's mother is Miranda's daughter, Inesita Vaclav. Miranda Vaclav's daughter Inesita Vaclav and Wolfie Vaclav divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 3 children together.
363.   Miranda Vaclav's son Samuel Vaclav married Eileen Aldis in Bay, Melvin. Eileen Aldis is now named Eileen Vaclav.
365.   Miranda Vaclav's grandchild, named Wilburn Vaclav, was born in the town of Bay, Melvin; the child's father is Miranda's son, Samuel Vaclav.
367.   Miranda Vaclav's grandchild, named Carmina Vaclav, was born in the town of Bay, Melvin; the child's father is Miranda's son, Samuel Vaclav.
371.   Miranda Vaclav's grandchild, named Samuel Vaclav, was born in the town of Rehobeth, Melvin; the child's father is Miranda's son, Samuel Vaclav.
373.   Miranda Vaclav's grandchild, named Henka Vaclav, was born in the town of Pickensville, Melvin; the child's father is Miranda's son, Samuel Vaclav.
377.   Miranda Vaclav's grandchild, named Carmina Vaclav, was born in the town of Bay, Melvin; the child's father is Miranda's son, Samuel Vaclav.
380.   Miranda Vaclav's grandchild, named Samuel Vaclav, was born in the town of Riverside, Melvin; the child's father is Miranda's son, Samuel Vaclav.
384.   Miranda Vaclav's son Samuel Vaclav and Eileen Vaclav divorced after 21 years of marriage; they had 6 children together. Samuel Vaclav and Eileen Vaclav decided that their children, Carmina and Samuel, will live with Eileen.
385.   Miranda Vaclav's grandchild, named Davide Vaclav, was born in the town of Riverside, Melvin; the child's father is Miranda's son, Samuel Vaclav.