Narrative

315.   Elisha Dionysus Jordan was born to Mada Jordan and Dionysus Jordan in the town of Thorne Bay, on the island of Bryan. 28 people came to meet Elisha Jordan for the first time this year: Nathanial Jordan, Elisha Jordan, Jany Zollie, Dionysus Jordan, Lesley Jordan, E'Lane Jordan, Lorelle Jordan, Gifford Jordan, Cristabel Jordan, Hendrick Jordan, Evonne Jordan, Mada Jordan, Meier Zollie, Arlena Jordan, Gertrudis Jordan, Dionysus Jordan, Riva Jordan, Storm Jordan, Sandor Jordan, Dwane Jordan, Logan Jordan, Gene Jordan, Meier Zollie, Reggie Jordan, Ben Zollie, Ethelbert Jordan, Coral Zollie, and Wendi Zollie. Elisha Jordan's brother, Sandor Jordan, died in Thorne Bay, Bryan, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Elisha this year.
316.   Elisha is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Elisha Jordan's younger brother, Jeramie Jordan, was born in Thorne Bay. Elisha Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Reggie Jordan, Storm Jordan, and Coral Zollie.
317.   Elisha is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Elisha Jordan's brother, Jeramie Jordan, died in Thorne Bay, Bryan, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Elisha Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Gifford Jordan, Riva Jordan, and Gertrudis Jordan.
318.   Elisha is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
319.   Elisha has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Elisha visited his aunt, Evonne Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Elisha Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Gene Jordan, E'Lane Jordan, Hendrick Jordan, and Meier Zollie.
320.   Elisha Jordan is now 5 years old. Elisha Jordan's younger brother, Ravi Jordan, was born in Thorne Bay. Elisha visited his cousin, Dwane Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Elisha visited his aunt, Jany Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
321.   Elisha visited his friend Oran Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Thorne Bay, Bryan, where they meet now for the last time. Elisha Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Ravi Jordan, Nathanial Jordan, Mada Jordan, and Ronen Zollie.
322.   Elisha Jordan's younger brother, Fred Jordan, was born in Thorne Bay. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Elisha this year.
323.   Elisha visited his grandfather, Meier Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Elisha Jordan's brother, Fred Jordan, died in Thorne Bay, Bryan, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old.
325.   Elisha Jordan turned 10. Elisha Jordan's younger half-brother, Vic Jordan, was born in Thorne Bay. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Elisha this year.
326.   Elisha Jordan's half-brother, Vic Jordan, died in Thorne Bay, Bryan, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Elisha this year.
327.   Elisha Jordan's younger sister, Miranda Jordan, was born in Thorne Bay. Elisha Jordan's sister, Miranda Jordan, died in Thorne Bay, Bryan, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Elisha Jordan met one new person this year, Donny Jordan. Elisha Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Rey Jordan, Cristabel Jordan, and Pieter Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Elisha this year.
328.   Elisha Jordan met one new person this year, Nathanial Jordan. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Elisha this year.
329.   Elisha Jordan's younger brother, Oran Jordan, was born in Thorne Bay. Elisha Jordan's brother, Oran Jordan, died in Thorne Bay, Bryan, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Elisha Jordan met one new person this year, Reggie Jordan.
330.   Elisha Jordan is now 15 years old. Elisha Jordan's younger sister, Georgetta Jordan, was born in Thorne Bay. Elisha Jordan met two new people this year, Gennie Jordan and Reg Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Elisha this year.
331.   Elisha Jordan's younger brother, Trevar Jordan, was born in Thorne Bay. Elisha visited his friend Pieter Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in Thorne Bay, Bryan, where they meet now for the last time. Elisha visited his cousin, Coral Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. In Jordan House, their home, Elisha is attending to Trevar Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Elisha Jordan's brother, Trevar Jordan, died in Thorne Bay, Bryan, after showing symptoms of disease; he was not even a year old. Elisha Jordan met two new people this year, Jessy Jordan and Rianon Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Elisha this year.
332.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Elisha this year.
333.   Elisha Jordan turned 18. Elisha Jordan met two new people this year, Ronald Jordan and Caprice Jordan. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Elisha this year.
335.   Elisha Jordan turned 20. Elisha Jordan's younger sister, Amandi Jordan, was born in Thorne Bay. Elisha Jordan met 12 new people this year: Karine Guillermo, Archy Guillermo, Zippy Noland, Leiah Guillermo, Cecilia Noland, Rianon Jordan, Barnabe Guillermo, Cati Noland, Quintus Noland, Adrian Noland, Hall Noland, and Elvina Noland. Elisha Jordan made 13 new friends this year: Archon Gilles, Karine Guillermo, Archy Guillermo, Jeb Guillermo, Barnabe Guillermo, Reg Jordan, Rolfe Noland, Brant Noland, Berke Noland, Hadley Noland, Xaviera Noland, Hall Noland, and Cati Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Elisha this year.
336.   Elisha Jordan met 5 new people this year: Skylar Gilles, Connor Jordan, Helmuth Jordan, Westley Jordan, and Gabbi Zollie. Elisha Jordan made 7 new friends this year: Skylar Gilles, Ileana Gilles, Barnabe Guillermo, Ronald Jordan, Georgetta Jordan, Elvina Noland, and Adrian Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Elisha this year.
337.   Elisha Jordan married Tamra Zollie in Thorne Bay, Bryan. Tamra Zollie is now named Tamra Jordan. Elisha visited his friend Jeb Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Elisha Jordan's wife, Tamra Jordan, died in Thorne Bay, Bryan, after a freak accident; she was 18 years old. Elisha Jordan met one new person this year, Reggie Jordan. Elisha Jordan made 5 new friends this year: Jessy Jordan, Zeke Jordan, Amandi Jordan, Cecilia Noland, and Quintus Noland.
338.   Elisha Jordan met 8 new people this year: Gardiner Noland, Willette Noland, Ximenes Noland, Alix Gilles, Darelle Noland, Maia Jordan, Lisetta Jordan, and Nestor Aldis. Elisha Jordan made 6 new friends this year: Nestor Aldis, Evonne Gilles, Alix Gilles, Carlynne Noland, Willette Noland, and Ximenes Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Elisha this year.
339.   Elisha visited his friend Hall Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Elisha Jordan met one new person this year, Riva Noland. Elisha Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Marcio Jordan, Nathanial Jordan, and Capt. Andy Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Elisha this year.
340.   Elisha Jordan is now 25 years old. Elisha Jordan met one new person this year, Lavena Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Elisha this year.
341.   Elisha Jordan met 4 new people this year: Jervis Jordan, Paolina Noland, Tamra Jordan, and Peirce Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Elisha this year.
342.   Elisha visited his friend Alix Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Elisha Jordan met two new people this year, E'Lane Jordan and Rey Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Elisha this year.
343.   Elisha Jordan met one new person this year, Lesley Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Elisha this year.
344.   Elisha visited his friend Hadley Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Thorne Bay, Bryan, where they meet now for the last time. Elisha Jordan met one new person this year, Marilin Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Elisha this year.
345.   Elisha Jordan turned 30. Elisha Jordan's brother, Ravi Jordan, took his own life in Thorne Bay, Bryan; he was 25 years old. Elisha Jordan met two new people this year, Reggie Jordan and Pieter Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Elisha this year.
346.   Elisha visited his cousin, Cristabel Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Elisha Jordan met one new person this year, Conroy Jordan. Elisha Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Rianon Jordan, Lavena Jordan, Jervis Jordan, and Gardiner Noland.
347.   Elisha Jordan met one new person this year, Gene Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Elisha this year.
348.   Elisha Jordan married Jessy Jordan in Thorne Bay, Bryan. Elisha Jordan met two new people this year, Shepherd Vaclav and Darla Vaclav.
349.   Jessy Jordan had an affair with Nathanial Jordan; Jessy's husband, Elisha Jordan, found out and is now contemplating divorce. Elisha Jordan met two new people this year, Agnes Vaclav and Skipp Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Elisha this year.
350.   Reggie Jordan is trying to gather up a group of people in Thorne Bay for an expedition on the Attendress, which Capt. Roderic Gilles has agreed to lead. Elisha Jordan accepted an invitation from Reggie Jordan to leave Thorne Bay on the Attendress, but will have to consult family. Jessy Jordan reluctantly agreed to go on the journey. Elisha Jordan moved out of Jordan House in Thorne Bay. Elisha Jordan boarded the Attendress from the port of Thorne Bay, Bryan. Capt. Roderic Gilles has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain, though Meier Zollie openly questions his ability. The Attendress, under command of Capt. Roderic Gilles, has left the harbor at Thorne Bay, Bryan. The Attendress is heading N at half-speed. As an act of mutiny, Meier Zollie is going to attempt to murder Capt. Roderic Gilles, whose decision-making aboard the Attendress has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Meier Zollie attempted to murder Capt. Roderic Gilles as an act of mutiny, but failed. A punishment is now being decided for Meier Zollie and his conspirators in the failed mutiny attempt: Reggie Jordan, Reggie Jordan, and Capt. Andy Vaclav. Since there are no nearby uninhabited islands on which the conspirators could be marooned, they will be hanged aboard the ship. Capt. Roderic Gilles ordered the hanging of 60-year-old Meier Zollie at sea aboard the Attendress as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Meier tried to murder Roderic. Capt. Roderic Gilles ordered the hanging of 64-year-old Reggie Jordan at sea aboard the Attendress as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Reggie tried to murder Roderic. This was his second victim. Capt. Roderic Gilles ordered the hanging of 22-year-old Reggie Jordan at sea aboard the Attendress as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Reggie tried to murder Roderic. This was his third victim. Capt. Roderic Gilles ordered the hanging of 37-year-old Capt. Andy Vaclav at sea aboard the Attendress as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Andy tried to murder Roderic. This was his fourth victim.
351.   The Attendress is heading N at half-speed. Jessy Jordan gave birth to a girl named Wenda Tamra Jordan, of whom Elisha Jordan is the father. Elisha Jordan met one new person this year, Cristabel Vaclav. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Elisha this year.
352.   The Attendress is heading N at half-speed. Elisha Jordan's parents Mada Jordan and Dionysus Jordan divorced after 42 years of marriage; they had 13 children together.
353.   The Attendress is heading NE at full-speed. Jessy Jordan gave birth to a girl named Rianon Arlena Jordan, after Rianon Jordan, of whom Elisha Jordan is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Elisha this year.
354.   The Attendress is heading N at quarter-speed.
355.   Elisha Jordan is now 40 years old. The Attendress is heading E at three-quarter speed. Elisha Jordan met one new person this year, Piotr Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Elisha this year.
356.   The Attendress is heading E at quarter-speed. Elisha Jordan met two new people this year, Donny Jordan and Reg Vaclav.
357.   The Attendress is heading W at quarter-speed. Jessy Jordan gave birth to a girl named Betteanne Arlena Jordan, of whom Elisha Jordan is the father. Elisha Jordan's mother Mada Jordan married Gene Jordan in Thorne Bay, Bryan. Elisha Jordan met one new person this year, Rhetta Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Elisha this year.
358.   The Attendress is heading W at quarter-speed. The crew of the Attendress, which has been at sea for 8 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Elisha Jordan died aboard the Attendress, which had become lost at sea; he was 43 years old.
359.   Elisha Jordan's parents Mada Jordan and Gene Jordan divorced after 2 years of marriage; they did not have children together.
363.   Elisha Jordan's mother Mada Jordan married Rey Jordan in Thorne Bay, Bryan.
365.   Elisha Jordan's parents Rey Jordan and Mada Jordan divorced after 2 years of marriage; they did not have children together.