Narrative

272.   Vern Forrester Noland was born to Annetta Noland and Shannan Noland in the town of Monroe, on the island of Zollie. 19 people came to meet Vern Noland for the first time this year: Jeffry Noland, Edin Noland, Annetta Noland, Ajai Zollie, Bell Noland, Janessa Noland, Vern Noland, Mada Noland, Roddy Noland, Donielle Zollie, Christal Noland, Barrett Noland, Reuben Noland, Shannan Noland, Garret Noland, Merrili Noland, Kiersten Zollie, Hall Noland, and Ag Noland. Vern Noland made 3 new friends this year: Jeffry Noland, Annetta Noland, and Reuben Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vern this year.
273.   Vern is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Vern Noland's parents Shannan Noland and Annetta Noland divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Shannan Noland and Annetta Noland decided that Annetta will stay in their house, and Shannan will move out.
274.   Vern is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
275.   Vern is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Vern Noland's younger sister, Sean Noland, was born in Monroe. Vern Noland moved out of Noland House in Monroe. Vern Noland moved into Noland House in Monroe. Vern Noland's mother Annetta Noland married Shannan Noland in Monroe, Zollie. Vern Noland's father Shannan Noland married Annetta Noland in Monroe, Zollie. Vern Noland made 3 new friends this year: Bell Noland, Janessa Noland, and Christal Noland.
276.   Vern has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
277.   Vern Noland turned 5. Vern Noland's parents Shannan Noland and Annetta Noland divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Shannan Noland and Annetta Noland decided that Annetta will stay in their house, and Shannan will move out. Vern Noland made 4 new friends this year: Edin Noland, Shannan Noland, Hall Noland, and Darrin Prasun.
278.   Vern Noland's younger sister, Robinet Noland, was born in Monroe. Vern Noland made 3 new friends this year: Jordana Noland, Donielle Noland, and Lemmie Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vern this year.
279.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vern this year.
280.   Vern Noland made 3 new friends this year: Garret Noland, Barbara-Anne Noland, and Hadley Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vern this year.
281.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vern this year.
282.   Vern Noland turned 10. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vern this year.
284.   Vern Noland met one new person this year, Clarisa Prasun. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vern this year.
286.   Vern Noland moved out of Noland House in Monroe. Vern Noland moved into Noland House in Monroe. Vern Noland's mother Annetta Noland married Shannan Noland in Monroe, Zollie. Vern Noland's father Shannan Noland married Annetta Noland in Monroe, Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vern this year.
287.   Vern Noland is now 15 years old. Vern Noland's younger sister, Shannen Noland, was born in Monroe.
288.   Vern Noland's younger sister, Lou Noland, was born in Monroe. Vern Noland's parents Annetta Noland and Shannan Noland divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had 7 children together. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vern this year.
289.   Vern Noland is planning to move to a smaller town. Vern Noland decided to leave Monroe; he will do so shortly. Vern Noland moved out of Noland House in Monroe. Vern Noland is moving west from Wilderness of Zollie at a rapid pace. Vern Noland stopped in the woods just outside Monroe. Vern Noland caught word of an uninhabited house in Natural Bridge, Zollie, called Prasun House, that could be resided in. Vern Noland moved into Prasun House in Natural Bridge. Vern Noland met 3 new people this year: Mara Prasun, Cecilia Prasun, and Capt. Anatoly Prasun.
290.   Vern Noland is now 18 years old. Vern Noland's mother Annetta Noland married Shannan Noland in Monroe, Zollie. Vern Noland's father Shannan Noland married Annetta Noland in Monroe, Zollie. Vern Noland made 4 new friends this year: Cecilia Prasun, Mara Prasun, Jessalin Prasun, and Capt. Anatoly Prasun.
291.   Vern Noland is planning to move to a bigger town. Vern Noland moved to neighboring Monroe. Vern Noland moved out of Prasun House in Natural Bridge. Vern Noland was told of an uninhabited house in Monroe, Zollie, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Vern Noland moved into Noland House in Monroe. Vern Noland met 3 new people this year: Krysta Zollie, Briney Noland, and Ulrich Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Vern this year.
292.   Vern Noland turned 20. Vern Noland is thinking about leaving Monroe, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Vern this year.
293.   Vern Noland's parents Annetta Noland and Shannan Noland divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had 8 children together. Vern Noland has made up his mind: he is going to leave Monroe, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Vern Noland decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Monroe. Vern Noland moved out of Noland House in Monroe. Vern Noland was told of an uninhabited house in Monroe, Zollie, called Noland House, that could be resided in. Vern Noland moved into Noland House in Monroe. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Vern this year.
294.   Vern visited his uncle, Barrett Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Vern Noland's brother, Garret Noland, murdered 36-year-old Darrin Prasun in the wilderness of Wilderness of Zollie. Vern visited his cousin, Lynnell Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Vern visited his uncle, Reuben Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Vern visited his father, Shannan Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Vern Noland's father, Shannan Noland, died in Monroe, Zollie, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 42 years old. Vern visited his cousin, Diego Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Vern Noland has fallen ill. Vern is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Robinet Noland, Jeffry Noland, Edin Noland, Anetta Noland, Annetta Noland, Cati Noland, Jed Noland, Briney Noland, Tobit Noland, Barbara-Anne Noland, Jeffry Noland, Luke Noland, Sean Noland, Jordana Noland, Lou Noland, Bell Noland, Ulrich Noland, Shannen Noland, Christal Noland, Hall Noland, Jeffry Noland, Reuben Noland, Lolita Noland, Cati Noland, Hadley Noland, Kristopher Noland, Krysta Zollie, Xaviera Zollie, Ajai Zollie, Parker Zollie, Ajai Zollie, and Donielle Zollie. Vern Noland died in Monroe, Zollie, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 22 years old. Vern Noland was laid to rest in the Monroe cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there. Vern Noland's brother, Garret Noland, murdered 47-year-old Parker Prasun in self-defense in the wilderness of Zollie, after the latter tried to murder him. This was his second victim.