Narrative

221.   Sandor Cal Guillermo was born to Cesya Guillermo and Cal Guillermo aboard the Injuredness. He is named after his father's cousin, Sandor Guillermo. 12 people came to meet Sandor Guillermo for the first time this year: Morgana Guillermo, Cal Guillermo, Maurits Gilles, Yolanthe Gilles, Corliss Noland, Ivor Gilles, Bogart Gilles, Cal Guillermo, Cesya Guillermo, Cameron Guillermo, Maurits Gilles, and Geoffrey Gilles. Sandor Guillermo was met for the first time by two people this year, Sandor Guillermo and Henri Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Sandor this year.
222.   Sandor is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. The Injuredness is heading W at three-quarter speed. Distrust in Capt. Elvis Guillermo is provoking murmors of a mutiny. Sandor Guillermo's younger sister, Natalee Guillermo, was born in Injuredness. As an act of mutiny, Morgana Guillermo is going to attempt to murder Capt. Elvis Guillermo, whose decision-making aboard the Injuredness has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Morgana Guillermo attempted to murder Capt. Elvis Guillermo as an act of mutiny, but failed. A punishment is now being decided for Morgana Guillermo and her conspirators in the failed mutiny attempt: Cal Guillermo, Madalyn Zollie, Gilles Gilles, Corliss Noland, Tamma Gilles, Matilda Guillermo, and Sig Zollie. Capt. Elvis Guillermo has decided that the conspirators will be hanged aboard the ship. Capt. Elvis Guillermo ordered the hanging of his 45-year-old mother Morgana Guillermo at sea aboard the Injuredness as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Morgana tried to murder Elvis. Capt. Elvis Guillermo ordered the hanging of 30-year-old Cal Guillermo at sea aboard the Injuredness as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Cal tried to murder Elvis. This was his second victim. Sandor Guillermo's father, Cal Guillermo, was hanged aboard the Injuredness as capital punishment for the attempted murder of Capt. Elvis Guillermo; he was 30 years old. Capt. Elvis Guillermo ordered the hanging of 31-year-old Madalyn Zollie at sea aboard the Injuredness as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Madalyn tried to murder Elvis. This was his third victim. Capt. Elvis Guillermo ordered the hanging of 48-year-old Gilles Gilles at sea aboard the Injuredness as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Gilles tried to murder Elvis. This was his fourth victim. Capt. Elvis Guillermo ordered the hanging of 27-year-old Corliss Noland at sea aboard the Injuredness as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Corliss tried to murder Elvis. This was his fifth victim. Capt. Elvis Guillermo ordered the hanging of 57-year-old Tamma Gilles at sea aboard the Injuredness as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Tamma tried to murder Elvis. This was his sixth victim. Capt. Elvis Guillermo ordered the hanging of 40-year-old Matilda Guillermo at sea aboard the Injuredness as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Matilda tried to murder Elvis. This was his seventh victim. Capt. Elvis Guillermo ordered the hanging of 21-year-old Sig Zollie at sea aboard the Injuredness as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Sig tried to murder Elvis. This was his eighth victim. Sandor Guillermo's sister, Natalee Guillermo, died at sea aboard the Injuredness from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Sandor Guillermo made 5 new friends this year: Neddy Aldis, Kordula Aldis, Maurits Gilles, Capt. Elvis Guillermo, and Micky Guillermo.
223.   Sandor is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. The Injuredness is heading N at three-quarter speed. The crew of the Injuredness, which has been at sea for 6 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Sandor Guillermo's mother, Cesya Guillermo, died aboard the Injuredness, which had become lost at sea; she was 29 years old. Sandor Guillermo's brother, Cameron Guillermo, died aboard the Injuredness, which had become lost at sea; he was 5 years old. Sandor Guillermo's brother, Cal Guillermo, died aboard the Injuredness, which had become lost at sea; he was 3 years old. Sandor Guillermo died aboard the Injuredness, which had become lost at sea; he was 2 years old.