Narrative

221.   Colline Annamaria Guillermo was born to Matilda Guillermo and Jed Guillermo aboard the Injuredness. She is named after her grandmother, Colline Zollie. 14 people came to meet Colline Guillermo for the first time this year: Morgana Guillermo, Gilles Gilles, Dedie Guillermo, Bobbie Guillermo, Shoshana Guillermo, Matilda Guillermo, Kostas Guillermo, Jed Guillermo, Dabney Guillermo, Ajai Guillermo, Salomone Aldis, Colline Aldis, Juli Aldis, and Capt. Elvis Guillermo. 4 people came to meet Colline Guillermo for the first time this year: Orel Aldis, Colline Guillermo, Tamma Gilles, and Neddy Aldis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Colline this year.
222.   Colline is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. The Injuredness is heading W at three-quarter speed. Distrust in Capt. Elvis Guillermo is provoking murmors of a mutiny. Colline Guillermo's younger sister, Amargo Guillermo, was born in Injuredness. As an act of mutiny, Morgana Guillermo is going to attempt to murder Capt. Elvis Guillermo, whose decision-making aboard the Injuredness has been seen by some passengers as reckless and potentially life-endangering. Morgana Guillermo attempted to murder Capt. Elvis Guillermo as an act of mutiny, but failed. A punishment is now being decided for Morgana Guillermo and her conspirators in the failed mutiny attempt: Cal Guillermo, Madalyn Zollie, Gilles Gilles, Corliss Noland, Tamma Gilles, Matilda Guillermo, and Sig Zollie. Capt. Elvis Guillermo has decided that the conspirators will be hanged aboard the ship. Capt. Elvis Guillermo ordered the hanging of his 45-year-old mother Morgana Guillermo at sea aboard the Injuredness as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Morgana tried to murder Elvis. Capt. Elvis Guillermo ordered the hanging of 30-year-old Cal Guillermo at sea aboard the Injuredness as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Cal tried to murder Elvis. This was his second victim. Capt. Elvis Guillermo ordered the hanging of 31-year-old Madalyn Zollie at sea aboard the Injuredness as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Madalyn tried to murder Elvis. This was his third victim. Capt. Elvis Guillermo ordered the hanging of 48-year-old Gilles Gilles at sea aboard the Injuredness as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Gilles tried to murder Elvis. This was his fourth victim. Capt. Elvis Guillermo ordered the hanging of 27-year-old Corliss Noland at sea aboard the Injuredness as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Corliss tried to murder Elvis. This was his fifth victim. Capt. Elvis Guillermo ordered the hanging of 57-year-old Tamma Gilles at sea aboard the Injuredness as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Tamma tried to murder Elvis. This was his sixth victim. Capt. Elvis Guillermo ordered the hanging of 40-year-old Matilda Guillermo at sea aboard the Injuredness as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Matilda tried to murder Elvis. This was his seventh victim. Colline Guillermo's mother, Matilda Guillermo, was hanged aboard the Injuredness as capital punishment for the attempted murder of Capt. Elvis Guillermo; she was 40 years old. Capt. Elvis Guillermo ordered the hanging of 21-year-old Sig Zollie at sea aboard the Injuredness as capital punishment for a failed mutiny attempt in which Sig tried to murder Elvis. This was his eighth victim. Colline Guillermo's sister, Amargo Guillermo, died at sea aboard the Injuredness from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Colline Guillermo made 5 new friends this year: Colline Aldis, Henri Aldis, Maurits Gilles, Geoffrey Gilles, and Maurits Gilles.
223.   Colline is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. The Injuredness is heading N at three-quarter speed. The crew of the Injuredness, which has been at sea for 6 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Colline Guillermo's half-sister, Colline Aldis, died aboard the Injuredness, which had become lost at sea; she was 8 years old. Colline Guillermo's half-sister, Juli Aldis, died aboard the Injuredness, which had become lost at sea; she was 12 years old. Colline Guillermo's half-brother, Gilles Gilles, died aboard the Injuredness, which had become lost at sea; he was 22 years old. Colline Guillermo's father, Jed Guillermo, died aboard the Injuredness, which had become lost at sea; he was 23 years old. Colline Guillermo's half-brother, Salomone Aldis, died aboard the Injuredness, which had become lost at sea; he was 4 years old. Colline Guillermo died aboard the Injuredness, which had become lost at sea; she was 2 years old.