Narrative

172.   Kaleb Shea Jordan was born to Roxanne Jordan and Shea Jordan in the town of Douglas, on the island of White Pine. 18 people came to meet Kaleb Jordan for the first time this year: Onida Noland, Larisa Noland, Roxanne Jordan, Elliott Jordan, Shea Jordan, Reinhard Noland, Kaleb Jordan, Tiffie Jordan, Randy Gilles, Mikhail Jordan, Herbert Zollie, Basil Rayner, Mira Noland, Kay Jordan, Niki Zollie, Brice Jordan, Daune Rayner, and Neville Quinn. 3 people came to meet Kaleb Jordan for the first time this year: Corella Aldis, Aubrie Zollie, and Archy Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kaleb this year.
173.   Kaleb is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Kaleb Jordan's younger brother, Shea Jordan, was born in Douglas. Kaleb Jordan made 12 new friends this year: Corella Aldis, Adrien Gilles, Garwin Noland, Rhodia Noland, Rhodia Quinn, Neville Quinn, Basil Rayner, Daune Rayner, Doralia Zollie, Peyton Zollie, Capt. Peyton Zollie, and Allyn Zollie.
174.   Kaleb is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Kaleb Jordan's younger sister, Georgena Jordan, was born in Douglas. Kaleb Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Ruddie Gilles, Robena Noland, Reinhard Noland, and Erin Vaclav.
175.   Kaleb is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Kaleb Jordan's younger sister, Marsha Jordan, was born in Douglas. Kaleb Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Kippy Gilles, Kay Jordan, and Archy Zollie.
176.   Kaleb has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Kaleb Jordan's younger sister, Kylie Jordan, was born in Douglas. Kaleb Jordan's sister, Marsha Jordan, died in Douglas, White Pine, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old.
177.   Kaleb Jordan turned 5. Kaleb Jordan's sister, Kylie Jordan, died in Douglas, White Pine, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Kaleb Jordan met 3 new people this year: Constantina Gilles, Nevins Noland, and Lorri Zollie.
178.   Kaleb Jordan's parents Roxanne Jordan and Shea Jordan divorced after 8 years of marriage; they had 6 children together. Roxanne Jordan and Shea Jordan decided that Shea will stay in their house, and Roxanne will move out. Kaleb Jordan moved out of Jordan House in Douglas. Kaleb Jordan moved into Jordan House in Douglas. Kaleb Jordan made 7 new friends this year: Mira Aldis, Mellicent Gilles, Larisa Noland, Desiri Noland, Reza Quinn, Mirella Zollie, and Herbert Zollie.
179.   Kaleb Jordan's father Shea Jordan married Rhodia Quinn in Douglas, White Pine. Kaleb Jordan met one new person this year, Guthry Noland. Kaleb Jordan made 8 new friends this year: Osgood Gilles, Georgena Jordan, Vernor Noland, Nevins Noland, Dasya Quinn, Bethena Quinn, Onida Zollie, and Rudolfo Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kaleb this year.
180.   Kaleb Jordan made 8 new friends this year: Constantina Gilles, Mikhail Jordan, Elliott Jordan, Brice Jordan, Mira Zollie, Lorri Zollie, Sayre Zollie, and Aubrie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kaleb this year.
181.   Kaleb Jordan's younger half-brother, Fonzie Jordan, was born in the town of Douglas, on the island of White Pine. Kaleb Jordan moved out of Jordan House in Douglas. Kaleb Jordan moved into Gilles House in Douglas. Kaleb Jordan's mother Roxanne Jordan married Elliott Jordan in Douglas, White Pine. Kaleb Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Shea Jordan, Guthry Noland, and Mariska Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kaleb this year.
182.   Kaleb Jordan turned 10. Kaleb Jordan's younger half-brother, Garvin Jordan, was born in the town of Douglas, on the island of White Pine. Kaleb Jordan's younger half-sister, Annissa Jordan, was born in Douglas. Kaleb Jordan's half-brother, Fonzie Jordan, died in Douglas, White Pine, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Kaleb this year.
183.   Kaleb Jordan's younger half-brother, Sherwood Jordan, was born in Douglas. Kaleb Jordan's half-brother, Sherwood Jordan, died in Douglas, White Pine, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Kaleb Jordan made 5 new friends this year: Trace Aldis, Garvin Jordan, Lorry Noland, Jessie Noland, and Fonzie Quinn. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kaleb this year.
184.   Kaleb Jordan's younger half-sister, Dinah Jordan, was born in Douglas. Kaleb Jordan's parents Rhodia Jordan and Shea Jordan divorced after 5 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Kaleb visited his friend Trace Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Kaleb Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Annissa Jordan, Ertha Noland, and Zilvia Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kaleb this year. Due to its lack of open plots on which new residents might build their homes, the town of Douglas, White Pine, has claimed an area of open adjacent land that it will expand onto.
185.   Kaleb Jordan's younger half-brother, Marion Jordan, was born in Douglas. Kaleb Jordan's father Shea Jordan married Mira Zollie in Douglas, White Pine. Kaleb visited his friend Erin Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 11 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Kaleb Jordan made 5 new friends this year: Jacklin Zollie, Jeanne Zollie, Shepherd Zollie, Hugh Zollie, and Gusti Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kaleb this year.
186.   Kaleb Jordan's younger half-sister, Pris Jordan, was born in Douglas. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kaleb this year.
187.   Kaleb Jordan turned 15. Kaleb Jordan's younger half-sister, Jamie Jordan, was born in Douglas. Kaleb Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Pris Jordan, Kelsey Zollie, Marge Zollie, and Reinhard Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kaleb this year.
188.   Kaleb Jordan's parents Shea Jordan and Mira Jordan divorced after 3 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Kaleb Jordan's father Shea Jordan married Aubrie Zollie in Douglas, White Pine. Kaleb visited his friend Aubrie Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 16 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Kaleb Jordan's half-brother, Garvin Jordan, died in Douglas, White Pine, after a freak accident; he was 6 years old. Kaleb Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Shea Jordan, Jamie Jordan, and Easton Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kaleb this year.
189.   Kaleb visited his friend Robena Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Kaleb Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Pepita Jordan, Neville Zollie, and Dewey Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kaleb this year.
190.   Kaleb Jordan turned 18. Kaleb Jordan married Kippy Gilles in Douglas, White Pine. Kippy Gilles is now named Kippy Jordan. Kaleb visited his friend Herbert Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kaleb this year.
191.   Kaleb Jordan's father Shea Jordan married Mira Jordan in Douglas, White Pine. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kaleb this year.
192.   Kaleb Jordan turned 20. Kaleb Jordan's younger half-brother, Rees Jordan, was born in Douglas. Kaleb Jordan's half-brother, Rees Jordan, died in Douglas, White Pine, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Kaleb just found out from Ertha Noland that his family member Larisa Zollie died of disease in the wilderness of White Pine 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 6 years ago in in Douglas, White Pine. (Ertha had recently found this out from Mira Jordan.) A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kaleb this year.
193.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kaleb this year.
194.   Kaleb Jordan's younger half-sister, Gabriel Jordan, was born in Douglas. Kaleb Jordan met one new person this year, Katey Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kaleb this year.
195.   Kaleb Jordan's younger half-brother, Jerzy Jordan, was born in Douglas. Kaleb Jordan had an affair with Lorri Zollie; she is now pregnant. Kaleb Jordan had an affair with Lorri Zollie; Kaleb's wife, Kippy Jordan, found out and is now contemplating divorce. Kaleb visited his grandmother, Mira Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kaleb Jordan's brother, Shea Jordan, took his own life in Douglas, White Pine; he was 22 years old. Kaleb Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Siegfried Noland, Katey Zollie, and Vernor Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kaleb this year.
196.   Kaleb Jordan's younger half-brother, Hercules Jordan, was born in Douglas. Lorri Quinn gave birth to a boy named Friedric Hamish Quinn, of whom Kaleb Jordan is the father. Kippy Jordan had an affair with Neville Quinn; Kippy's husband, Kaleb Jordan, did not find out. Kaleb Jordan's half-brother, Jerzy Jordan, died in Douglas, White Pine, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Kaleb Jordan's son, Friedric Quinn, died in Douglas, White Pine, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kaleb this year.
197.   Kaleb Jordan is now 25 years old. Kaleb Jordan's younger half-sister, Elladine Jordan, was born in Douglas. Kaleb Jordan's parents Shea Jordan and Mira Jordan divorced after 6 years of marriage; they did not have children together. In Gilles House, their home, Kaleb is attending to Rhodia Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kaleb Jordan's half-brother, Hercules Jordan, died in Douglas, White Pine, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kaleb this year.
198.   Kaleb Jordan's parents Roxanne Jordan and Elliott Jordan divorced after 17 years of marriage; they had 11 children together. Kaleb Jordan met one new person this year, Vernor Noland. Kaleb Jordan made 5 new friends this year: Dewey Gilles, Claudine Gilles, Elladine Jordan, Erin Noland, and Joana Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kaleb this year.
199.   Kaleb Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Katey Gilles, Bealle Gilles, Vernor Gilles, and Gabriel Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kaleb this year.
200.   Kaleb Jordan met 4 new people this year: Edy Noland, Angel Noland, Izzy Noland, and Vernor Noland. Kaleb just found out from Mira Noland that his uncle Reinhard Noland died in the wilderness of White Pine 2 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 14 years ago in in Douglas, White Pine. (Mira had recently found this out from Rhodia Noland.) Kaleb just found out from Mira Noland that his brother Mikhail Jordan was murdered in the wilderness of White Pine 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 12 years ago in in Douglas, White Pine. (Mira had recently found this out from Rhodia Noland.) Kaleb visited with his friend Rhodia Noland, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. Kaleb visited with his family member Roselyn Noland, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. Kaleb visited with his family member Vanessa Noland, who he hadn't seen since 14 years ago in Douglas, White Pine. Kaleb Jordan made 7 new friends this year: Onida Gilles, Nellie Jordan, Roselyn Noland, Vernor Noland, Izzy Noland, Vanessa Noland, and Edy Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kaleb this year.
201.   Kippy Jordan asked Kaleb Jordan for a divorce; Kaleb Jordan agreed to it. Kaleb Jordan and Kippy Jordan divorced after 11 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Kippy Jordan and Kaleb Jordan decided that Kippy will stay in their house, and Kaleb will move out. Kaleb Jordan moved out of Gilles House in Douglas. Kaleb Jordan moved into Jordan House in Douglas. Kaleb Jordan's mother Roxanne Jordan married Dru Zollie in Douglas, White Pine. Roxanne Jordan is now named Roxanne Zollie. Kaleb visited his friend Ertha Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 29 years ago in Douglas, White Pine, where they meet now for the last time. Kaleb Jordan's half-brother, Brice Jordan, murdered Dasya Jordan in an act of revenge. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Kaleb this year.
202.   Kaleb Jordan turned 30. Easton Zollie is trying to gather up a group of people in Douglas for an expedition on the Rhizocaulus, which Easton Zollie has agreed to lead. Kaleb Jordan declined an invitation from Easton Zollie to leave Douglas on the Rhizocaulus, due to considerations of Easton Zollie's young age. Kaleb Jordan moved out of Jordan House in Douglas. Kaleb Jordan boarded the Rhizocaulus from the port of Douglas, White Pine. The group about to board the Rhizocaulus has decided that, rather than Easton Zollie naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Shepherd Zollie's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain. The Rhizocaulus, under command of Capt. Shepherd Zollie, has left the harbor at Douglas, White Pine. The Rhizocaulus is heading E at half-speed.
203.   The Rhizocaulus sits motionless on the open sea, 387 miles from land. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Kaleb this year.
204.   The Rhizocaulus is heading E at half-speed. The crew of the Rhizocaulus have spotted land. Capt. Shepherd Zollie chose to pass up land and persist on the voyage, inciting a heated argument among several passengers. The Rhizocaulus has sunk. It was 179 miles from land; there were 35 people aboard. Kaleb Jordan's half-sister, Elladine Jordan, drowned in the open ocean after the Rhizocaulus was shipwrecked; she was 7 years old. Kaleb Jordan's half-brother, Marion Jordan, drowned in the open ocean after the Rhizocaulus was shipwrecked; he was 19 years old. Kaleb Jordan's half-sister, Pris Zollie, drowned in the open ocean after the Rhizocaulus was shipwrecked; she was 18 years old. Kaleb Jordan's father, Shea Jordan, drowned in the open ocean after the Rhizocaulus was shipwrecked; he was 72 years old. Kaleb Jordan's half-brother, Elliott Jordan, drowned in the open ocean after the Rhizocaulus was shipwrecked; he was 45 years old. Kaleb Jordan drowned in the open ocean after the Rhizocaulus was shipwrecked; he was 32 years old.