Narrative

100.   Joseph Ivor Jordan was born to Lavinia Jordan and Anatoly Jordan in the town of Derby, on the island of Waterford. 9 people came to meet Joseph Jordan for the first time this year: Tymon Zollie, Joseph Jordan, Rhodia Aldis, Gershom Gilles, Micky Myke, Lavinia Jordan, Fan Zollie, Laurella Melvin, and Allyn Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Joseph this year.
101.   Joseph is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Joseph Jordan was met for the first time by two people this year, Mohamed Gilles and Torin Gilles. Joseph Jordan made 25 new friends this year: Hilary Aldis, Joselyn Aldis, Aguinaldo Aldis, Rhodia Aldis, Neville Aldis, Filipe Aldis, Israel Aldis, Neville Aldis, Valli Gilles, Florian Guillermo, Allyn Jordan, Cherri Melvin, Elric Melvin, Susana Melvin, Merrick Melvin, Rafaela Noland, Walt Noland, Carey Prasun, Fonzie Quinn, Ambur Sawyere, Elnar Vaclav, Aldis Vaclav, Neville Vaclav, Locke Zollie, and Mira Zollie.
102.   Joseph is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Joseph Jordan made 31 new friends this year: Wesley Aldis, Neville Aldis, Raymond Aldis, Mohamed Gilles, Torin Gilles, Alyda Gilles, Claus Gilles, Gershom Gilles, Cristine Jordan, Piet Jordan, Kissiah Melvin, Cesya Melvin, Cooper Melvin, Cyrus Melvin, Mira Melvin, Micky Myke, Brice Noland, Cordey Noland, Brice Noland, Eberhard Prasun, Cleopatra Prasun, Christabelle Quinn, Fonzie Quinn, Terrianne Quinn, Joyann Quinn, Kamillah Sawyere, Melvin Sawyere, Bertie Sawyere, Tracee Vaclav, Gav Zollie, and Fan Zollie.
103.   Joseph is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Joseph Jordan made 11 new friends this year: Nissy Aldis, Clarence Aldis, Morna Aldis, Jaymee Gilles, Vina Guillermo, Lavinia Jordan, Cordey Jordan, Laurella Melvin, Ewart Quinn, Raquela Quinn, and Clarice Vaclav.
104.   Joseph has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Joseph visited his friend Laurella Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Joseph Jordan met one new person this year, Ella Quinn. Joseph Jordan made 9 new friends this year: Blare Gilles, Friedrich Guillermo, Abagail Melvin, Marjy Myke, Rodge Myke, Stirling Noland, Courtney Quinn, Dorthy Quinn, and Gary Zollie.
105.   Joseph Jordan is now 5 years old. Joseph Jordan met 21 new people this year: Yonina Guillermo, Jaquenette Aldis, Tansy Noland, Amberly Gilles, Corina Vaclav, Whittaker Vaclav, Scarlett Noland, Blinnie Noland, Locke Zollie, Norman Aldis, Woodman Vaclav, Harriet Melvin, Tony Gilles, Piet Guillermo, Heddie Aldis, Gusti Melvin, Barnebas Quinn, Ofelia Gilles, Giraldo Noland, Christiana Zollie, and Gusti Myke. Joseph Jordan made 8 new friends this year: Mohammad Aldis, Marielle Gilles, Freida Guillermo, Rhodia Melvin, Reine Melvin, Ella Quinn, Kathryne Sawyere, and Tymon Zollie.
106.   Joseph Jordan moved out of Shumeet House in Derby. Joseph Jordan moved into Aldis House in Derby. Joseph Jordan's mother Lavinia Jordan married Lawton Noland in Derby, Waterford. Lavinia Jordan is now named Lavinia Noland. Joseph Jordan met 7 new people this year: Morna Aldis, Sammie Gilles, Shelly Aldis, Clotilda Aldis, Lynnett Gilles, Terry Melvin, and Cliff Gilles. Joseph Jordan made 32 new friends this year: Norman Aldis, Waylon Aldis, Shelly Aldis, Heddie Aldis, Jaquenette Aldis, Sammie Gilles, Katinka Gilles, Ofelia Gilles, Hendrick Gilles, Tony Gilles, Amberly Gilles, Bernette Gilles, Lynnett Gilles, Cliff Gilles, Piet Guillermo, Sergent Jordan, Harriet Melvin, Gusti Melvin, Jarvis Melvin, Shalne Melvin, Terry Melvin, Blinnie Noland, Scarlett Noland, Giraldo Noland, Tansy Noland, Hildegarde Noland, Vasili Prasun, Ernesto Sawyere, Whittaker Vaclav, Corina Vaclav, Christiana Zollie, and Locke Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Joseph this year.
107.   Joseph Jordan met 5 new people this year: Philippa Prasun, Elisha Aldis, Benni Aldis, Barbabra Gilles, and Filipe Gilles. Joseph Jordan made 16 new friends this year: Oneida Aldis, Morna Aldis, Karen Aldis, Barbabra Gilles, Sean Gilles, Hartwell Gilles, Joellen Noland, Lawton Noland, Rodger Noland, Micky Noland, Horatio Noland, Frank Prasun, Gilles Shumeet, Jonny Vaclav, Thurstan Zollie, and Kaster Zollie.
108.   Joseph Jordan met 8 new people this year: Jean-Luc Gilles, Cyrill Gilles, Lawrence Melvin, Friedrich Gilles, Westbrooke Aldis, Gwennie Gilles, Humbert Noland, and Cilka Melvin. Joseph Jordan made 18 new friends this year: Tate Aldis, Westbrooke Aldis, Westbrooke Aldis, Paulita Gilles, Cyrill Gilles, Jerrie Gilles, Friedrich Gilles, Jean-Luc Gilles, Gwennie Gilles, Filipe Gilles, Sam Gilles, Erl Jordan, Karissa Jordan, Lawrence Melvin, Cilka Melvin, Humbert Noland, Philippa Prasun, and Devin Quinn. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Joseph this year.
109.   Joseph Jordan's parents Lawton Noland and Lavinia Noland divorced after 3 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Joseph Jordan met 6 new people this year: Elbert Zollie, Janina Gilles, Jerrie Gilles, Dru Aldis, Kevyn Gilles, and Sheff Gilles. Joseph Jordan made 9 new friends this year: Benni Aldis, Elisha Aldis, Jerrie Gilles, Kevyn Gilles, Felicity Jordan, Giles Rayner, Llewellyn Rayner, Chevalier Vaclav, and Arvin Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Joseph this year.
110.   Joseph Jordan turned 10. Joseph visited his friend Gilles Shumeet, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Joseph visited his friend Brice Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Joseph visited his friend Susana Melvin, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Joseph visited his friend Stirling Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 7 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Joseph visited his friend Mohamed Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Joseph visited his friend Kathryne Sawyere, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 6 years ago in Derby, Waterford, where they meet now for the last time. Joseph Jordan has fallen ill. Joseph is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Morna Aldis, Wesley Aldis, Oneida Aldis, Karen Aldis, Tate Aldis, Joselyn Aldis, Norman Aldis, Hilary Aldis, Aguinaldo Aldis, Mohammad Aldis, Westbrooke Aldis, Neville Aldis, Westbrooke Aldis, Waylon Aldis, Elisha Aldis, Heddie Aldis, Neville Aldis, Benni Aldis, Jaquenette Aldis, Shelly Aldis, Nissy Aldis, Morna Aldis, Rhodia Aldis, Raymond Aldis, Jean-Luc Gilles, Amberly Gilles, Sammie Gilles, Paulita Gilles, Gwennie Gilles, Lynnett Gilles, Sean Gilles, Katinka Gilles, Filipe Gilles, Barbabra Gilles, Jerrie Gilles, Cyrill Gilles, Bernette Gilles, Hartwell Gilles, Gershom Gilles, Sam Gilles, Gwennie Gilles, Tony Gilles, Friedrich Gilles, Jerrie Gilles, Ofelia Gilles, Kevyn Gilles, Marielle Gilles, Cliff Gilles, Florian Guillermo, Piet Guillermo, Vina Guillermo, Freida Guillermo, Friedrich Guillermo, Karissa Jordan, Cordey Jordan, Piet Jordan, Erl Jordan, Felicity Jordan, Kissiah Melvin, Cesya Melvin, Cilka Melvin, Alyda Melvin, Mira Melvin, Terry Melvin, Jarvis Melvin, Cooper Melvin, Gusti Melvin, Shalne Melvin, Cyrus Melvin, Harriet Melvin, Reine Melvin, Lawrence Melvin, Humbert Noland, Horatio Noland, Rodger Noland, Lawton Noland, Joellen Noland, Corina Noland, Blinnie Noland, Cordey Noland, Raquela Noland, Tansy Noland, Lavinia Noland, Brice Noland, Micky Noland, Giraldo Noland, Scarlett Noland, Terrianne Prasun, Philippa Prasun, Frank Prasun, Eberhard Prasun, Cleopatra Prasun, Vasili Prasun, Devin Quinn, Christabelle Quinn, Llewellyn Rayner, Giles Rayner, Bertie Sawyere, Kamillah Sawyere, Melvin Sawyere, Ernesto Sawyere, Chevalier Vaclav, Jonny Vaclav, Tracee Vaclav, Elnar Vaclav, Abagail Zollie, Anny Zollie, Arvin Zollie, Gary Zollie, Locke Zollie, Locke Zollie, Kaster Zollie, Christiana Zollie, Fan Zollie, Thurstan Zollie, and Tymon Zollie. Joseph Jordan died in Derby, Waterford, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 10 years old. Joseph Jordan was laid to rest in the Derby cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
114.   Joseph Jordan's mother Lavinia Noland married Dru Aldis in Cummington, Waterford. Lavinia Noland is now named Lavinia Aldis.
118.   Joseph Jordan's younger half-brother, Dru Aldis, was born in the town of Derby, on the island of Waterford. Joseph Jordan's parents Dru Aldis and Lavinia Aldis divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Joseph Jordan's mother Lavinia Aldis married Dru Aldis in Derby, Waterford.
119.   Joseph Jordan's younger half-brother, Oswald Aldis, was born in the town of Derby, on the island of Waterford.
128.   Joseph Jordan's mother Lavinia Aldis married Rodge Jordan in Derby, Waterford. Lavinia Aldis is now named Lavinia Jordan.
129.   Joseph Jordan's parents Rodge Jordan and Lavinia Jordan divorced after 1 years of marriage; they did not have children together.
150.   Joseph Jordan's half-brother, Dru Aldis, murdered Cole Zollie in an act of revenge.
160.   Joseph Jordan's half-brother, Dru Aldis, murdered Ximenes Noland in an act of revenge. This was his second victim.