Narrative

99.   Dewey Jeff Jordan was born to Imogene Jordan and Dewey Jordan in the town of Cummington, on the island of Waterford. He is named after his grandfather, Dewey Jordan. 23 people came to meet Dewey Jordan for the first time this year: Sidoney Vaclav, Jacklin Vaclav, Matthias Vaclav, Piet Vaclav, Alissa Vaclav, Basil Vaclav, Dewey Jordan, Chris Noland, Robena Vaclav, Mari Vaclav, Jameson Vaclav, Charissa Vaclav, Brittany Vaclav, Cordey Vaclav, Mada Zollie, Gaynor Vaclav, Tasha Zollie, Boyce Zollie, Cesya Vaclav, Ulrick Vaclav, Imogene Jordan, Jonny Vaclav, and Dewey Jordan. Dewey Jordan was met for the first time by two people this year, Pasquale Vaclav and Mellie Rayner. Dewey Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Gelya Aldis, Dru Aldis, Neville Aldis, and Mellie Rayner. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Dewey this year.
100.   Dewey is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Dewey Jordan's younger brother, Chris Jordan, was born in Cummington. Dewey Jordan died in Cummington, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Dewey Jordan was laid to rest in the Cummington cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
102.   Dewey Jordan's younger sister, Wally Jordan, was born in Cummington.
103.   Dewey Jordan's father Dewey Jordan married Portia Gilles in Cummington, Waterford.
105.   Dewey Jordan's younger half-brother, Irvine Jordan, was born in Cummington.
106.   Dewey Jordan's younger half-sister, Cesya Jordan, was born in Cummington.
107.   Dewey Jordan's younger half-sister, Cassey Jordan, was born in Cummington.
108.   Dewey Jordan's younger half-brother, Henry Jordan, was born in Cummington.
109.   Dewey Jordan's father Dewey Jordan married Gaynor Vaclav in Cummington, Waterford.
110.   Dewey Jordan's younger half-brother, Dewey Jordan, was born in Cummington.
111.   Dewey Jordan's younger half-sister, Ambrosia Jordan, was born in Cummington.
112.   Dewey Jordan's younger half-brother, Salomone Jordan, was born in Cummington.
113.   Dewey Jordan's younger half-sister, Laney Jordan, was born in Cummington.
115.   Dewey Jordan's younger half-sister, Kirsti Jordan, was born in Cummington.
116.   Dewey Jordan's younger half-brother, Dewey Jordan, was born in Cummington.
117.   Dewey Jordan's younger half-brother, Sam Jordan, was born in Cummington.
119.   Dewey Jordan's younger half-brother, Dewey Jordan, was born in Cummington.
128.   Dewey Jordan's half-brother, Henry Jordan, murdered Towney Gilles in an act of revenge.
132.   Dewey Jordan's half-brother, Salomone Jordan, murdered Matthias Vaclav in an act of revenge.
137.   Dewey Jordan's half-brother, Dewey Jordan, murdered Daryl Aldis in an act of revenge.
152.   Dewey Jordan's half-brother, Dewey Jordan, murdered 27-year-old Yuri Gilles in Cummington, Waterford. This was his second victim. Dewey Jordan's half-brother, Dewey Jordan, killed 28-year-old Nealon Gilles in self-defense in Cummington, Waterford, after the latter tried to murder him. This was his third victim.
153.   Dewey Jordan's half-brother, Dewey Jordan, murdered 16-year-old Fox Gilles in Cummington, Waterford. This was his fourth victim.