Narrative

36.   Eolande Opalina Rickard was born to Freddi Rickard and Darth Rickard in the wilderness of the island of Waterford. 3 people came to meet Eolande Rickard for the first time this year: Freddi Rickard, Darth Rickard, and Fonzie Rickard. Eolande Rickard's parents Freddi Rickard and Darth Rickard divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Freddi Rickard and Darth Rickard decided that Darth will stay at their campsite in the wilderness of Waterford, and Freddi will leave. Eolande Rickard's mother Freddi Rickard married Rolf Sawyere in the wilderness of Waterford; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Waterford, along with children Fonzie Rickard and Eolande Rickard. Freddi Rickard is now named Freddi Sawyere. Rolf Sawyere's wife, Freddi Sawyere, and children, Fonzie Rickard, and Eolande Rickard, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Rolf. Rolf Sawyere stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Waterford. Eolande Rickard people came to meet Eolande Rickard for the first time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Eolande this year.
37.   Eolande is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Rolf Sawyere is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. Eolande Rickard moved into Sawyere House in St. Joseph. Eolande Rickard moved out of Sawyere House in Wilderness of Waterford. Freddi Sawyere, Fonzie Rickard, Shalom Aldis, Eolande Rickard, Darth Rickard, Rolf Sawyere, Freddi Sawyere, Fonzie Rickard, and Eolande Rickard, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Waterford called St. Joseph.
38.   Eolande is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Eolande Rickard's younger sister, Alyda Sawyere, was born in St. Joseph. Eolande Rickard's sister, Alyda Sawyere, died in St. Joseph, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
39.   Eolande is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Eolande Rickard's parents Freddi Sawyere and Rolf Sawyere divorced after 3 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Eolande Rickard moved out of Sawyere House in St. Joseph. Eolande Rickard moved into Sawyere House in St. Joseph. Eolande Rickard's mother Freddi Sawyere married Rolf Sawyere in St. Joseph, Waterford.
40.   Eolande has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
41.   Eolande Rickard turned 5. Eolande Rickard met one new person this year, Lilias Zollie.
42.   Eolande Rickard met two new people this year, Rodge Zollie and Maggee Gilles. Eolande Rickard made 8 new friends this year: Shalom Aldis, Maggee Gilles, Elbert Gilles, Farra Gilles, Freddi Sawyere, Suellen Zollie, Lilias Zollie, and Rodge Zollie.
43.   Eolande Rickard met two new people this year, Davita Gilles and Nil Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Eolande this year.
44.   Eolande Rickard met one new person this year, Benni Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Eolande this year.
45.   Eolande Rickard's father Darth Rickard married Farra Gilles in St. Joseph, Waterford.
46.   Eolande Rickard turned 10. Eolande Rickard met one new person this year, Eva Sawyere. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Eolande this year.
47.   Eolande Rickard's younger half-sister, Ted Rickard, was born in the town of St. Joseph, on the island of Waterford. Eolande Rickard met two new people this year, Adrien Sawyere and Nellie Sawyere. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Eolande this year.
48.   Eolande Rickard's half-sister, Ted Rickard, died in St. Joseph, Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Eolande Rickard met 4 new people this year: Anny Gilles, Gwennie Zollie, Barnett Zollie, and Kat Zollie. Eolande Rickard made 6 new friends this year: Nellie Sawyere, Adrien Sawyere, Gwennie Zollie, Hatti Zollie, Barnett Zollie, and Towney Zollie.
49.   Eolande Rickard's father, Darth Rickard, murdered Rolf Sawyere in an act of revenge. Eolande Rickard's father, Darth Rickard, was murdered by Towney Zollie in an act of revenge. Eolande Rickard met one new person this year, Ursola Zollie.
50.   Eolande Rickard's younger half-sister, Beatrice Rickard, was born in the town of St. Joseph, on the island of Waterford. Eolande Rickard met one new person this year, Dorisa Sawyere.
51.   Eolande Rickard turned 15. Eolande Rickard met two new people this year, Donny Sawyere and Evita Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Eolande this year.
52.   Eolande Rickard met one new person this year, Sibyl Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Eolande this year.
53.   Eolande Rickard's brother, Fonzie Rickard, murdered 23-year-old Jean-Paul Quinn in St. Joseph, Waterford. Eolande Rickard's brother, Fonzie Rickard, was murdered by Jose Rayner in an act of revenge.
54.   Eolande Rickard turned 18. Eolande Rickard moved out of Sawyere House in St. Joseph. Eolande Rickard moved into Zollie House in St. Joseph. Eolande Rickard married Rodge Zollie in St. Joseph, Waterford. Eolande Rickard is now named Eolande Zollie.
55.   Eolande Zollie gave birth to a boy named Darrin Rodge Zollie, of whom Rodge Zollie is the father. Eolande Zollie asked Rodge Zollie for a divorce, but Rodge pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. Eolande Zollie met one new person this year, Towney Zollie. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Eolande this year.
56.   Eolande Zollie is now 20 years old. Eolande Zollie gave birth to a girl named Jacinthe Helena Zollie, of whom Rodge Zollie is the father. Rodge Zollie asked Eolande Zollie for a divorce; Eolande Zollie agreed to it. Eolande Zollie and Rodge Zollie divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Rodge Zollie and Eolande Zollie decided that their children, Darrin and Jacinthe, will live with Eolande. Rodge Zollie and Eolande Zollie decided that Rodge will stay in their house, and Eolande will move out. Eolande Zollie moved out of Zollie House in St. Joseph. Eolande Zollie moved into Zollie House in St. Joseph. Eolande Zollie met one new person this year, Gav Zollie. Eolande Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Northrup Prasun, Cynthie Prasun, and Gav Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Eolande this year.
57.   Eolande Zollie met two new people this year, Pasquale Vaclav and Cole Zollie.
58.   Eolande Zollie met two new people this year, Cynthie Prasun and Rosetta Vaclav. Eolande Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Cynthie Prasun, Towney Zollie, and Fonzie Zollie.
59.   Eolande Zollie met 4 new people this year: Rodger Prasun, Viva Zollie, Vina Aldis, and Kylie Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Eolande this year.
60.   Eolande Zollie met two new people this year, Robena Aldis and Donal Aldis. Eolande Zollie made 3 new friends this year: Donal Aldis, Vina Aldis, and Kylie Zollie.
61.   Eolande Zollie turned 25. Eolande Zollie is thinking about leaving St. Joseph, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Eolande Zollie met two new people this year, Brunhilde Quinn and Mohammad Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Eolande this year.
62.   Eolande Zollie met two new people this year, Arnie Zollie and Dru Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Eolande this year.
63.   Eolande Zollie met one new person this year, Llewellyn Vaclav.
64.   Eolande Zollie met one new person this year, Graeme Vaclav.
65.   Eolande Zollie is thinking about leaving St. Joseph, where she is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
66.   Eolande Zollie turned 30. Eolande Zollie met one new person this year, Bailey Zollie.
67.   Donal Aldis is trying to gather up a group of people in St. Joseph for an expedition on the Unrevered, which Donal Aldis has agreed to lead. Eolande Zollie overenthusiastically accepted an invitation from Donal Aldis to leave St. Joseph on the Unrevered. Eolande Zollie moved out of Zollie House in St. Joseph. Eolande Zollie boarded the Unrevered from the port of St. Joseph, Waterford. Donal Aldis has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Unrevered, under command of Capt. Donal Aldis, has left the harbor at St. Joseph, Waterford. The Unrevered is heading N at quarter-speed.
68.   The Unrevered is heading NE at full-speed.
69.   The Unrevered is heading N at half-speed. Capt. Donal Aldis had an affair with Eolande Zollie; she is now pregnant. Capt. Donal Aldis had an affair with Eolande Zollie; Donal's wife, Ursola Aldis, did not find out.
70.   The Unrevered is heading N at quarter-speed. Eolande Zollie gave birth to a boy named Neville Lex Zollie, after Neville Zollie, of whom Capt. Donal Aldis is the father. Eolande Zollie met one new person this year, Donal Aldis.
71.   The Unrevered sits motionless on the open sea, 1207 miles from land. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Eolande this year.
72.   The Unrevered is heading N at half-speed. The crew of the Unrevered, which has been at sea for 5 years, are desperately trying to navigate the ship back to land; they may be hopelessly lost at sea. Eolande Zollie died aboard the Unrevered, which had become lost at sea; she was 36 years old.