Narrative

349.   Woody Archibald Gilles was born to Sofia Gilles and Woody Gilles in the wilderness of the island of White Pine. He is named after his father, Woody Gilles. 10 people came to meet Woody Gilles for the first time this year: Selene Gilles, Keith Gilles, Humphrey Gilles, Sofia Gilles, Onida Gilles, Margie Aldis, Creighton Gilles, Woody Gilles, Jasmina Noland, and Emmery Aldis. Woody Gilles's wife, Sofia Gilles, and children, Keith Gilles, Woody Gilles, and Margie Aldis, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Woody. Woody Gilles traveled a mile west in the wilderness of White Pine. 3 people came to meet Woody Gilles for the first time this year: Woody Gilles, Capt. Gershom Aldis, and Margie Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woody this year.
350.   Woody is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Woody Gilles's younger sister, Mariellen Gilles, was born in Wilderness of White Pine. Woody Gilles traveled a mile south in the wilderness of White Pine. Woody Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Chere Gilles, Corliss Zollie, and Margie Zollie.
351.   Woody is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Woody Gilles's younger half-brother, Bartholomew Gilles, was born in Wilderness of White Pine. Woody visited his friend Corliss Zollie, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
352.   Woody is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Woody Gilles's brother, Keith Gilles, died alone in the wilderness of White Pine of starvation; he was 6 years old. Woody Gilles's wife, Sofia Gilles, and children, Bartholomew Gilles, Mariellen Gilles, Woody Gilles, and Margie Aldis, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Woody. Woody Gilles stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of White Pine.
353.   Woody has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx.
354.   Woody Gilles turned 5. Woody Gilles's younger brother, Arne Gilles, was born in Wilderness of White Pine. Woody Gilles's wife, Sofia Gilles, and children, Arne Gilles, Bartholomew Gilles, Mariellen Gilles, Woody Gilles, and Margie Aldis, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Woody. Woody Gilles traveled a mile west in the wilderness of White Pine. Woody Gilles met one new person this year, Theodor Zollie.
355.   Woody Gilles traveled a mile south in the wilderness of White Pine. Woody Gilles met one new person this year, Marten Gilles. Woody Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Phaedra Gilles, Josiah Gilles, and Theodor Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woody this year.
356.   Woody Gilles's younger sister, Denni Gilles, was born in Wilderness of White Pine. Woody Gilles's sister, Denni Gilles, died alone in the wilderness of White Pine from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Woody Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Margie Aldis, Marten Gilles, and Fern Zollie.
357.   Woody Gilles's wife, Sofia Gilles, and children, Arne Gilles, Bartholomew Gilles, Mariellen Gilles, and Woody Gilles, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Woody. Woody Gilles stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of White Pine. Woody Gilles met one new person this year, Conroy Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woody this year.
358.   Woody Gilles's wife, Sofia Gilles, and children, Arne Gilles, Bartholomew Gilles, Mariellen Gilles, and Woody Gilles, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Woody. Woody Gilles traveled a mile west in the wilderness of White Pine. Woody Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Mirella Gilles, Conroy Zollie, and Boris Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woody this year.
359.   Woody Gilles turned 10. Woody Gilles's younger sister, Bianka Gilles, was born in Wilderness of White Pine. Woody Gilles's sister, Bianka Gilles, died alone in the wilderness of White Pine from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Woody Gilles traveled 2 miles west in the wilderness of White Pine. Woody Gilles met one new person this year, Evette Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woody this year.
360.   Woody Gilles's younger sister, Margie Gilles, was born in Wilderness of White Pine. Woody Gilles met one new person this year, Waring Zollie. Woody Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Evette Aldis, Trudy Zollie, and Waring Zollie.
361.   Woody Gilles's younger brother, Woody Gilles, was born in Wilderness of White Pine. Woody Gilles's sister, Margie Gilles, died alone in the wilderness of White Pine from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Woody Gilles's wife, Sofia Gilles, and children, Arne Gilles, Bartholomew Gilles, Mariellen Gilles, Woody Gilles, and Woody Gilles, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Woody. Woody Gilles traveled a mile south in the wilderness of White Pine. Woody Gilles met two new people this year, Kalvin Aldis and Chere Zollie. Woody visited with his family member Selene Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in the wilderness of White Pine. Woody visited with his family member Onida Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in the wilderness of White Pine. Woody visited with his family member Marysa Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in the wilderness of White Pine. Woody Gilles made 4 new friends this year: Temple Aldis, Marysa Gilles, Selene Gilles, and Larry Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woody this year.
362.   Woody Gilles's younger sister, Margie Gilles, was born in Wilderness of White Pine. Woody Gilles's wife, Sofia Gilles, and children, Arne Gilles, Bartholomew Gilles, Mariellen Gilles, Woody Gilles, Margie Gilles, and Woody Gilles, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Woody. Woody Gilles stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of White Pine. Woody Gilles met 3 new people this year: Liza Aldis, Haven Aldis II, and Else Aldis. Woody Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Haven Aldis, Ric Noland, and Chere Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woody this year.
363.   Woody Gilles met two new people this year, Aggi Aldis and Storm Aldis.
364.   Woody Gilles is now 15 years old. Woody Gilles emerged from the wilderness, after traveling 2 miles south to Douglas. Woody Gilles caught word of an uninhabited house in Douglas, White Pine, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Woody Gilles moved into Zollie House in Douglas. Woody Gilles moved out of Zollie House in Wilderness of White Pine. Woody Gilles met 25 new people this year: Allin Gilles, Spense Zollie, Atlante Gilles, Raina Aldis, Brice Noland, Kellina Noland, Natalya Noland, Jodee Gilles, Rutter Zollie, Ursala Gilles, Capt. Darren Gilles, Blare Aldis, Bird Zollie, Gershom Aldis, Myrta Aldis, Creighton Gilles, Florentia Gilles, Laina Zollie, Nevins Gilles, Raphael Zollie, Issie Gilles, Waleed Noland, Glenn Noland, Jaynell Aldis, and Jan Noland. Woody caught up with an old acquaintance, Margie Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in the wilderness of White Pine. Woody visited with his friend Aubrey Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 12 years ago in the wilderness of White Pine. Woody Gilles made 34 new friends this year: Raina Aldis, Yettie Aldis, Myrta Aldis, Eunice Aldis, Kora Aldis, Allin Gilles, Atlante Gilles, Roby Gilles, Beowulf Gilles, Farah Gilles, Florentia Gilles, Meg Gilles, Ursala Gilles, Gui Gilles, Fancy Gilles, Creighton Gilles, Merril Gilles, Bennet Gilles, Nevins Gilles, Revkah Gilles, Wenona Gilles, Eberhard Gilles, Florentia Gilles, Robena Gilles, Goddard Guillermo, Brice Noland, Natalya Noland, Waleed Noland, Ange Noland, Ali Noland, Jan Noland, Glenn Noland, Spense Zollie, and Hayden Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woody this year.
365.   Deane Aldis is trying to gather up a group of people in Douglas for an expedition on the Trentepohliaceous, which Capt. Darren Gilles has agreed to lead. Woody Gilles politely declined an invitation from Deane Aldis to leave Douglas on the Trentepohliaceous, due to considerations of Capt. Darren Gilles's inexperience as a ship captain. Woody Gilles met two new people this year, Trent Zollie and Jeffery Aldis. Woody Gilles made 3 new friends this year: Darlene Gilles, Nanice Gilles, and Saundra Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woody this year.
366.   Woody Gilles's younger brother, Lonny Gilles, was born in Douglas. Mirella Zollie had an affair with Woody Gilles; she is now pregnant. Mirella Zollie had an affair with Woody Gilles; Mirella's husband, Larry Zollie, did not find out. Woody Gilles met one new person this year, Uli Gilles. Woody Gilles made 4 new friends this year: Charleen Aldis, Marlane Aldis, Jodee Gilles, and Cicely Myke. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Woody this year.
367.   Woody Gilles is now 18 years old. Mirella Zollie gave birth to a boy named Leonard Ruddie Zollie, of whom Woody Gilles is the father. Woody Gilles was murdered in Douglas, White Pine by Rakel Gilles; he was 18 years old. Woody Gilles was laid to rest in the Douglas cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
375.   Woody Gilles's half-sister, Margie Zollie, murdered 36-year-old Boris Zollie in Hancock, Diomede.
391.   Woody Gilles's brother, Arne Gilles, murdered 59-year-old Wayne Prasun in Willow, Death Isle.