Narrative

348.   Jordan Weider Jordan was born to Brooks Jordan and Weider Jordan in the town of Tuntutuliak, on the island of Gloucester. 12 people came to meet Jordan Jordan for the first time this year: Elayne Jordan, Weider Jordan, Lenee Jordan, Wenda Jordan, Antone Jordan, Wynn Jordan, Bernie Jordan, Brooks Jordan, Jordan Jordan, Ursala Jordan, Maximilian Jordan, and Zorana Jordan. Berkeley Jordan people came to meet Jordan Jordan for the first time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
349.   Jordan is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Jordan Jordan's younger brother, Hale Jordan, was born in Tuntutuliak. Jordan Jordan's brother, Hale Jordan, died in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Jordan Jordan made 13 new friends this year: Cabrina Jordan, Alphonso Jordan, Cesya Jordan, Bernie Jordan, Wynn Jordan, Brianne Jordan, Berkeley Jordan, Stewart Jordan, Sherline Jordan, Nikita Jordan, Wilmar Jordan, Gian Jordan, and Katy Zollie.
350.   Jordan is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Jordan Jordan's younger sister, Brooks Jordan, was born in Tuntutuliak. Jordan Jordan's sister, Brooks Jordan, died in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Jordan Jordan made 6 new friends this year: Lavena Jordan, Donald Jordan, Bird Jordan, Antone Jordan, Geneva Jordan, and Pincas Jordan.
351.   Jordan is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Jordan Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Goldina Aldis, Johnny Aldis, and Weider Jordan.
352.   Jordan has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. In Aldis House, their home, Jordan is attending to Brooks Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jordan Jordan's mother, Brooks Jordan, died in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester, after showing symptoms of disease; she was 24 years old. Jordan visited his friend Geneva Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jordan visited his aunt, Wenda Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jordan visited his friend Stewart Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jordan visited his aunt, Ursala Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jordan Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Viki Jordan, Sergent Jordan, Maximilian Jordan, and Toby Jordan.
353.   Jordan Jordan is now 5 years old. Jordan Jordan's father Weider Jordan married Lenee Jordan in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester. Jordan visited his friend Nikita Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jordan Jordan met 5 new people this year: Diannne Aldis, Kylen Jordan, Tammi Jordan, Zachary Jordan, and Fergus Aldis. Jordan Jordan made 5 new friends this year: Korney Aldis, Carleigh Jordan, Marko Jordan, Thaxter Jordan, and Kylen Jordan.
354.   Jordan Jordan's younger half-brother, Fitz Jordan, was born in Tuntutuliak. Jordan Jordan met two new people this year, Tammi Jordan and Ansley Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
355.   Jordan Jordan met two new people this year, Johnny Aldis and Georgie Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
356.   Jordan Jordan's younger half-sister, Bonnie Jordan, was born in Tuntutuliak. Jordan Jordan met one new person this year, Cristabel Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
357.   Jordan Jordan's younger half-brother, Weider Jordan, was born in Tuntutuliak. Jordan Jordan made 6 new friends this year: Fergus Aldis, Tammi Jordan, Carolee Jordan, Ansley Jordan, Lenee Jordan, and Dana Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
358.   Jordan Jordan turned 10. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
359.   Jordan Jordan met one new person this year, Andrew Jordan.
360.   Jordan Jordan's younger half-brother, Howard Jordan, was born in Tuntutuliak. Jordan Jordan's half-brother, Howard Jordan, died in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Jordan Jordan met one new person this year, Isabelle Jordan. Jordan Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Diannne Aldis, Barbi Aldis, and Andrew Jordan.
361.   Jordan visited his friend Cesya Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 12 years ago in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time. Jordan Jordan met one new person this year, Valerie Jordan.
363.   Jordan Jordan is now 15 years old. Jordan Jordan met one new person this year, Ashley Jordan.
365.   Jordan visited his friend Thaxter Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 16 years ago in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time. Jordan Jordan met 3 new people this year: Stephanus Aldis, Gibb Aldis, and Sandy Aldis.
366.   Jordan Jordan is now 18 years old. Jordan visited his friend Lavena Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 17 years ago in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time. Jordan Jordan met 3 new people this year: Moises Jordan, Moises Jordan, and Sharl Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
367.   In Aldis House, their home, Jordan is attending to Bernie Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Jordan Jordan met two new people this year, Kerrill Aldis and Vachel Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
368.   Jordan Jordan is now 20 years old. Jordan Jordan met 4 new people this year: Brianne Aldis, Anatollo Aldis, Anett Aldis, and Lyle Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
369.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
370.   Jordan Jordan is thinking about leaving Tuntutuliak, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Jordan Jordan met one new person this year, Gifford Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
371.   Jordan Jordan is thinking about leaving Tuntutuliak, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
372.   Jordan Jordan's younger half-brother, Gaspar Jordan, was born in Tuntutuliak. Jordan Jordan's half-brother, Gaspar Jordan, died in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old. Jordan Jordan met two new people this year, Sofie Jordan and Mairead Aldis. Jordan Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Lyle Aldis, Mairead Aldis, and Ashley Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
373.   Jordan Jordan turned 25. Jordan Jordan met 3 new people this year: Sophey Jordan, Evan Aldis, and Othella Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
374.   Jordan visited his friend Wilmar Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 25 years ago in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time. Jordan Jordan met one new person this year, Krystalle Jordan.
375.   Jordan visited his friend Goldina Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 25 years ago in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time. Jordan Jordan met one new person this year, Johnny Aldis.
376.   Jordan Jordan married Mairead Aldis in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester. Mairead Aldis is now named Mairead Jordan. Jordan Jordan met one new person this year, Stuart Aldis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
377.   Mairead Jordan gave birth to a boy named Westleigh Kirby Jordan, of whom Jordan Jordan is the father. Jordan Jordan met two new people this year, Barnett Aldis and Waylen Aldis. Jordan just found out from Brianne Jordan that his uncle Maximilian Jordan died of disease in Three Way, Gloucester 9 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 14 years ago in in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester. (Brianne had recently found this out from Waylen Aldis.) Jordan just found out from Mason Aldis that his grandmother Zorana Jordan died of natural causes in Dalton, Gloucester 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 25 years ago in in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester. (Mason had recently found this out from Gian Jordan.) Jordan Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Maxwell Aldis, Stuart Aldis, Krystalle Jordan, and Sofie Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
378.   Jordan Jordan is now 30 years old. Mairead Jordan gave birth to a boy named Jordan Giordano Jordan; he is named for his father Jordan Weider Jordan. Mairead Jordan had an affair with Zachary Jordan; Mairead's husband, Jordan Jordan, did not find out. Jordan Jordan's son, Westleigh Jordan, died in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Jordan Jordan met one new person this year, Emmalynne Jordan. Jordan visited with his family member Elayne Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 25 years ago in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester. Jordan visited with his friend Carleigh Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 20 years ago in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
379.   Jordan visited his friend Carleigh Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 27 years ago in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time. Jordan Jordan met one new person this year, Herman Aldis. Jordan visited with his friend Ansley Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 21 years ago in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
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381.   Mairead Jordan gave birth to a boy named Zachariah Jordan Jordan, of whom Jordan Jordan is the father. Jordan visited his friend Donald Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 31 years ago in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester, where they meet now for the last time. Jordan Jordan met two new people this year, Jackelyn Aldis and Sigmund Aldis. Jordan Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Sigmund Aldis, Lenee Aldis, and Elayne Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
382.   Jordan Jordan's son, Zachariah Jordan, died in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Jordan Jordan met 3 new people this year: Aldo Aldis, Briney Jordan, and Viki Jordan. Jordan visited with his friend Carly Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester. Jordan visited with his friend Sharl Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester. Jordan visited with his friend Pincas Jordan, who he hadn't seen since 31 years ago in Tuntutuliak, Gloucester. Jordan Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Sharl Aldis, Viki Jordan, Briney Jordan, and Emmalynne Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
383.   Jordan Jordan is trying to gather up a group of people in Tuntutuliak for an expedition on the Aedilitian, which Jordan Jordan has agreed to lead. Mairead Jordan reluctantly agreed to go on the journey; their child Jordan Jordan will also come along. Mairead Jordan is not willing to go on the journey; Jordan is fervent about going, however, and has decided that he will board the ship and leave his family behind. Jordan Jordan and Mairead Jordan divorced after 7 years of marriage; they had 3 children together. Jordan Jordan and Mairead Jordan decided that their child, Jordan, will live with Mairead. Jordan Jordan and Mairead Jordan decided that Jordan will stay in their house, and Mairead will move out. Jordan Jordan moved out of Aldis House in Tuntutuliak. Jordan Jordan boarded the Aedilitian from the port of Tuntutuliak, Gloucester. The group about to board the Aedilitian has decided that, rather than Jordan Jordan naming himself captain outright, the passengers will decide who their captain will be democratically. Mendel Jordan's shipmates have decided that he would make the best captain. The Aedilitian, under command of Capt. Mendel Jordan, has left the harbor at Tuntutuliak, Gloucester. The Aedilitian is heading S at full-speed. Mairead Jordan gave birth to a girl named Devon Lib Jordan, of whom Jordan Jordan is the father. Jordan Jordan met one new person this year, Baron Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
384.   The Aedilitian is heading S at quarter-speed. The crew of the Aedilitian have spotted land. The Aedilitian is approaching the island of New Waterford. Aedilitian is now docked at Livingston, on New Waterford. Jordan Jordan is attempting to find an open lot in Livingston, New Waterford, on which a house could be built. Jordan Jordan moved into Jordan House in Livingston. Jordan Jordan's daughter, Devon Jordan, died in Livingston, New Waterford, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
385.   Gene Jordan is trying to gather up a group of people in Livingston for an expedition on the Semisocialism, which Capt. Mendel Jordan has agreed to lead. Jordan Jordan firmly declined an invitation from Gene Jordan to leave Livingston on the Semisocialism, due to considerations of Capt. Mendel Jordan's inexperience as a ship captain. Jordan Jordan met one new person this year, Lynde Jordan.
386.   Jordan Jordan met one new person this year, Marlowe Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
388.   Jordan Jordan turned 40. Jordan Jordan met one new person this year, Bryna Aldis.
389.   Jordan Jordan met one new person this year, Ebonee Aldis.
390.   Jordan Jordan met two new people this year, Stephana Aldis and Yuri Aldis. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
391.   Jordan Jordan married Sharl Aldis in Livingston, New Waterford. Sharl Aldis is now named Sharl Jordan.
392.   Sharl Jordan gave birth to a boy named Mason Obadiah Jordan, after Mason Aldis, of whom Jordan Jordan is the father. Jordan Jordan and Sharl Jordan divorced after 1 years of marriage; they had one child together. Jordan Jordan and Sharl Jordan decided that their child, Mason, will live with Sharl. Jordan Jordan and Sharl Jordan decided that Sharl will stay in their house, and Jordan will move out. Jordan Jordan moved out of Jordan House in Livingston. Jordan Jordan moved into Jordan House in Livingston. Jordan Jordan married Lynde Jordan in Livingston, New Waterford. Jordan Jordan's ex-wife, Sharl Jordan, murdered 2-year-old Yuri Aldis in Livingston, New Waterford. Jordan Jordan's son, Mason Jordan, died in Livingston, New Waterford, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
393.   Sigmund Aldis is trying to gather up a group of people in Livingston for an expedition on the Aedilitian, which Sigmund Aldis has agreed to lead. Jordan Jordan accepted an invitation from Sigmund Aldis to leave Livingston on the Aedilitian, but will have to consult family. Lynde Jordan agreed to go on the journey. Jordan Jordan moved out of Jordan House in Livingston. Jordan Jordan boarded the Aedilitian from the port of Livingston, New Waterford. Sigmund Aldis has made it clear that, because it was his decision for the ship to be commandeered, he will serve as its captain. The Aedilitian, under command of Capt. Sigmund Aldis, has left the harbor at Livingston, New Waterford. The Aedilitian is heading S at quarter-speed. Lynde Jordan gave birth to a boy named Jordan Gene Jordan; he is named for his father Jordan Weider Jordan. Lynde Jordan asked Jordan Jordan for a divorce, but Jordan pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Jordan this year.
394.   The Aedilitian is heading S at half-speed. Lynde Jordan gave birth to a girl named Lynde Brooks Jordan, after Lynde Gilles, of whom Jordan Jordan is the father.
395.   The Aedilitian is heading N at full-speed. The crew of the Aedilitian have spotted land. The Aedilitian is approaching the island of New Waterford. Aedilitian is now docked at Napier Field, on New Waterford. Jordan Jordan caught word of an uninhabited house in Napier Field, New Waterford, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Jordan Jordan moved into Aldis House in Napier Field. Lynde Jordan asked Jordan Jordan for a divorce, but Jordan pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now.
396.   Jordan Jordan's son Jordan Jordan married Chiarra Gilles in Livingston, New Waterford. Chiarra Gilles is now named Chiarra Jordan. Jordan Jordan's wife, Lynde Jordan, took her own life in Napier Field, New Waterford; she was 35 years old. Jordan Jordan met 3 new people this year: Rutter Zollie, Cob Zollie, and Donal Zollie.
397.   Jordan Jordan's grandchild, named Kerrin Jordan, was born in the town of Livingston, New Waterford; the child's father is Jordan's son, Jordan Jordan. Jordan Jordan was murdered in Napier Field, New Waterford by Ursala Zollie; he was 49 years old. Jordan Jordan was laid to rest in the Napier Field cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.
398.   Jordan Jordan's grandchild, named Belita Jordan, was born in the town of Livingston, New Waterford; the child's father is Jordan's son, Jordan Jordan.
399.   Jordan Jordan's grandchild, named Kaylyn Jordan, was born in the town of Livingston, New Waterford; the child's father is Jordan's son, Jordan Jordan.
400.   Jordan Jordan's grandchild, named Whitman Jordan, was born in the town of Livingston, New Waterford; the child's father is Jordan's son, Jordan Jordan.
401.   Jordan Jordan's grandchild, named Ruddie Jordan, was born in the town of Livingston, New Waterford; the child's father is Jordan's son, Jordan Jordan.
402.   Jordan Jordan's grandchild, named Emanuel Jordan, was born in the town of Livingston, New Waterford; the child's father is Jordan's son, Jordan Jordan.
404.   Jordan Jordan's grandchild, named Barnett Jordan, was born in the town of Livingston, New Waterford; the child's father is Jordan's son, Jordan Jordan.
406.   Jordan Jordan's grandchild, named Tirrell Jordan, was born in the town of Livingston, New Waterford; the child's father is Jordan's son, Jordan Jordan.