Narrative

319.   John-Patrick Alfredo Noland was born to Rubi Noland and Demetre Noland in the town of Clyde Hill, on the island of Stantonville. 27 people came to meet John-Patrick Noland for the first time this year: Reggis Vaclav, Keith Noland, Jonathon Noland, Verla Vaclav, Adaline Vaclav, Virgie Vaclav, Modesty Noland, Emmi Vaclav, Dyanne Vaclav, Whittaker Vaclav, Tammi Noland, Rayner Noland, John-Patrick Noland, Brooks Vaclav, Rubi Noland, Whittaker Noland, Sidonnie Noland, Starla Noland, Michail Vaclav, Rubi Noland, Darian Vaclav, Demetre Noland, Barbara Vaclav, Mattheus Vaclav, Tan Noland, Thacher Vaclav, and Nancey Noland. Demetre Noland's wife, Rubi Noland, and children, John-Patrick Noland, Rubi Noland, and Keith Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Demetre. John-Patrick Noland moved out of Vaclav House in Clyde Hill. Demetre Noland stopped in the wilderness 11 miles south of Clyde Hill. Kevin Vaclav people came to meet John-Patrick Noland for the first time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for John-Patrick this year.
320.   John-Patrick is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Demetre Noland is looking for a good site to build a house on land that has been picked out for a soon-to-be-established settlement. John-Patrick Noland moved into Noland House in Dracut. John-Patrick Noland moved out of Noland House in Wilderness of Stantonville. John-Patrick Noland, Rubi Noland, Rubi Noland, Flor Aldis, Percy Noland, Cathleen Noland, Demetre Noland, Udell Noland, Udell Noland, Rubi Noland, John-Patrick Noland, Rubi Noland, and Keith Noland, who met in the woods due to the close proximity of their campsites, started a new settlement on Stantonville called Dracut. The settlements of Dracut, Elim, and White House are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Dracut will absorb the other settlements.
321.   John-Patrick is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. John-Patrick Noland's younger sister, Sibilla Noland, was born in Dracut. John-Patrick Noland's sister, Sibilla Noland, died in Dracut, Stantonville, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
322.   John-Patrick is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. John-Patrick Noland's younger brother, Jack Noland, was born in Dracut.
323.   John-Patrick has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. John-Patrick Noland's brother, Jack Noland, died in Dracut, Stantonville, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old.
324.   John-Patrick Noland turned 5. John-Patrick Noland met one new person this year, Percy Noland.
326.   John-Patrick Noland's younger sister, Nicolle Noland, was born in Dracut. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for John-Patrick this year.
327.   John-Patrick Noland met one new person this year, Charissa Noland. John-Patrick just found out from Dode Noland that his family member Rayner Noland died in a freak accident in Clyde Hill, Stantonville 6 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 8 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. (Dode had recently found this out from Tildy Shumeet.) John-Patrick just found out from Dode Noland that his family member Mattheus Vaclav died of disease in Clyde Hill, Stantonville 6 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 8 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. (Dode had recently found this out from Tildy Shumeet.)
329.   John-Patrick Noland is now 10 years old.
334.   John-Patrick Noland turned 15. John-Patrick Noland's parents Rubi Noland and Demetre Noland divorced after 21 years of marriage; they had 7 children together. Rubi Noland and Demetre Noland decided that Demetre will stay in their house, and Rubi will move out. John-Patrick Noland moved out of Noland House in Dracut. John-Patrick Noland moved into Noland House in Dracut.
336.   John-Patrick Noland is thinking about leaving Dracut, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. John-Patrick Noland's father, Demetre Noland, took his own life in Dracut, Stantonville; he was 51 years old.
337.   John-Patrick Noland is now 18 years old.
338.   John-Patrick Noland has made up his mind: he is going to leave Dracut, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. In Noland House, their home, John-Patrick is attending to Rubi Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. John-Patrick Noland's mother, Rubi Noland, died in Dracut, Stantonville, of natural causes; she was 64 years old.
339.   John-Patrick Noland turned 20. John-Patrick Noland met one new person this year, Barthel Vaclav.
340.   John-Patrick Noland is thinking about leaving Dracut, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
341.   John-Patrick just found out from Carolin Noland that his uncle Reggis Vaclav died of natural causes in Clyde Hill, Stantonville 5 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 22 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. (Carolin had recently found this out from Carolin Noland.) John-Patrick just found out from Carolin Noland that his family member Darian Vaclav died in Clyde Hill, Stantonville 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 22 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. (Carolin had recently found this out from Carolin Noland.) John-Patrick just found out from Carolin Noland that his grandfather Whittaker Noland died of natural causes in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville 13 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 22 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. (Carolin had recently found this out from Verla Vaclav.)
342.   John-Patrick Noland has made up his mind: he is going to leave Dracut, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
343.   John-Patrick visited his friend Carolin Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
344.   John-Patrick Noland is now 25 years old. John-Patrick Noland is thinking about leaving Dracut, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
345.   John-Patrick just found out from Prescott Vaclav that his family member Barbara Vaclav died of disease in Clyde Hill, Stantonville 21 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 26 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. (Prescott had recently found this out from Moses Aldis.)
346.   John-Patrick Noland has made up his mind: he is going to leave Dracut, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
348.   John-Patrick Noland is thinking about leaving Dracut, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
349.   John-Patrick Noland is now 30 years old.
350.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for John-Patrick this year.
351.   John-Patrick Noland is thinking about leaving Dracut, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for John-Patrick this year.
352.   John-Patrick Noland met one new person this year, Nancee Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for John-Patrick this year.
353.   John-Patrick visited his friend Nancee Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
354.   John-Patrick Noland is thinking about leaving Dracut, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. John-Patrick Noland met one new person this year, Nelli Vaclav. John-Patrick just found out from Rubi Vaclav that his family member Virgie Vaclav was murdered in Clyde Hill, Stantonville 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 35 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. (Rubi had recently found this out from Keith Noland.) John-Patrick just found out from Rubi Vaclav that his family member Thacher Vaclav was murdered in Clyde Hill, Stantonville 11 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 35 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. (Rubi had recently found this out from Keith Noland.) The settlements of Goodnews Bay, Dracut, and Putnam are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Goodnews Bay will absorb the other settlements. Due to its annexation of Dracut, John-Patrick Noland now lives in Goodnews Bay.
355.   John-Patrick Noland met 17 new people this year: Modesty Noland, Sibley Vaclav, Oneida Vaclav, Zola Aldis, Kevin Vaclav, Codie Vaclav, Leon Vaclav, Jerrylee Noland, Izaak Noland, Kelwin Vaclav, Leon Vaclav, Valenka Vaclav, Emanuel Noland, La Noland, Dorie Noland, Dyanna Noland, and Pavia Noland. John-Patrick just found out from Fons Noland that his family member Emmi Aldis died of disease in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 36 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. (Fons had recently found this out from Fons Noland.) John-Patrick visited with his friend Barthel Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 15 years ago in Dracut, Stantonville. John-Patrick reunited with his sister Nicolle Vaclav, who he hasn't seen since 12 years ago in Dracut, Stantonville. John-Patrick Noland made 18 new friends this year: Helmuth Aldis, Helmuth Aldis, Starla Aldis, Modesty Noland, Pavia Noland, Tan Noland, Emanuel Noland, Blaire Noland, Dyanna Noland, Jerrylee Noland, Sibley Vaclav, Codie Vaclav, Valenka Vaclav, Oneida Vaclav, Jabez Vaclav, Kelwin Vaclav, Leon Vaclav, and Kevin Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for John-Patrick this year.
356.   John-Patrick Noland met one new person this year, Corbin Vaclav. John-Patrick Noland made 8 new friends this year: Fons Noland, La Noland, Dorie Noland, Iseabal Noland, Nelli Vaclav, Leon Vaclav, Corbin Vaclav, and Keith Vaclav.
357.   John-Patrick Noland met one new person this year, Jabez Noland.
358.   John-Patrick Noland met one new person this year, Micki Vaclav.
359.   John-Patrick Noland turned 40. John-Patrick Noland met two new people this year, Ron Vaclav and Charissa Vaclav.
360.   John-Patrick Noland met 3 new people this year: Johannes Noland, Kylynn Vaclav, and Silvia Noland. John-Patrick Noland made 5 new friends this year: Johannes Noland, Silvia Noland, Starla Vaclav, Jordan Vaclav, and Ron Vaclav. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for John-Patrick this year.
361.   John-Patrick Noland had a sexual liaison with Jordan Vaclav.
365.   John-Patrick Noland met one new person this year, Antonia Vaclav.
367.   John-Patrick Noland met one new person this year, Rickey Noland. John-Patrick Noland is wondering about his sister Nicolle Vaclav, who, according to Starla Aldis, left 3 years ago for a voyage on the Elephantoid and hasn't been heard from since.
368.   John-Patrick Noland met 5 new people this year: Modesty Aldis, Greer Vaclav, Torr Vaclav, Codie Aldis, and Amelie Vaclav.
369.   John-Patrick Noland turned 50. John-Patrick Noland met one new person this year, Jonathon Vaclav.
370.   Helmuth Aldis is trying to gather up a group of people in Goodnews Bay for an expedition on the Hypermorph, which Helmuth Aldis has agreed to lead. John-Patrick Noland firmly declined an invitation from Helmuth Aldis to leave Goodnews Bay on the Hypermorph, due to considerations of their own age. John-Patrick Noland married Mavis Gilles in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville. Mavis Gilles is now named Mavis Noland. John-Patrick visited his friend Tan Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 15 years ago in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. John-Patrick Noland met 12 new people this year: Kelsi Noland, Perri Zollie, Quincey Noland, Jonathon Noland, Rubi Noland, Martie Aldis, Thatcher Zollie, Valli Noland, Capt. Randolf Zollie, Pierce Noland, Mada Zollie, and Shilpa Aldis. John-Patrick Noland made 13 new friends this year: Pam Aldis, Shilpa Aldis, Kelsi Noland, Valli Noland, Mavis Noland, Quincey Noland, Mada Zollie, Thatcher Zollie, Perri Zollie, Capt. Randolf Zollie, Lindie Zollie, Evangeline Zollie, and Hartwell Zollie. John-Patrick Noland is worrying about his sister Nicolle Vaclav, who, according to Starla Aldis, left 6 years ago for a voyage on the Elephantoid and hasn't been heard from since.
371.   John-Patrick is starting to pick up Centrevillean. John-Patrick is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. John-Patrick Noland met one new person this year, Risa Noland. John-Patrick Noland is worrying about his sister Nicolle Vaclav, who, according to Starla Aldis, left 7 years ago for a voyage on the Elephantoid and hasn't been heard from since.
372.   John-Patrick is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. In Noland House, their home, John-Patrick is attending to Mavis Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. John-Patrick Noland's wife, Mavis Noland, died in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville, of natural causes; she was 61 years old.
373.   John-Patrick is starting to pick up Monedusus. John-Patrick is getting better at speaking Monedusus. John-Patrick is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. The settlements of Goodnews Bay and Williston are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Goodnews Bay will absorb the other settlements.
374.   John-Patrick is getting better at speaking Monedusus. John-Patrick is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. John-Patrick visited his cousin, Iseabal Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. John-Patrick Noland met 7 new people this year: Fredi Vaclav, Barbara Vaclav, Simon Vaclav, Saxe Aldis, Carmen Vaclav, Barbara Vaclav, and Yale Vaclav. John-Patrick Noland made 6 new friends this year: Saxe Aldis, Helaine Aldis, Jonathon Noland, Fredi Vaclav, Barbara Vaclav, and Yale Vaclav.
375.   John-Patrick is getting better at speaking Monedusus. John-Patrick is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. John-Patrick Noland married Pam Aldis in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville. Pam Aldis is now named Pam Noland. John-Patrick Noland made 3 new friends this year: Barbara Vaclav, Simon Vaclav, and Carmen Vaclav. John-Patrick Noland is worrying about his sister Nicolle Vaclav, who, according to Starla Aldis, left 11 years ago for a voyage on the Elephantoid and hasn't been heard from since.
376.   John-Patrick is getting better at speaking Monedusus. John-Patrick is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. John-Patrick Noland had an affair with Valli Noland. John-Patrick Noland had an affair with Valli Noland; John-Patrick's wife, Pam Noland, did not find out. John-Patrick Noland met two new people this year, Dru Noland and Whittaker Noland. John-Patrick just found out from Helaine Aldis that his family member Adaline Noland died of disease in Clyde Hill, Stantonville 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 57 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. (Helaine had recently found this out from Charissa Vaclav.) John-Patrick visited with his family member Brooks Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 57 years ago in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for John-Patrick this year.
377.   John-Patrick is getting better at speaking Monedusus. John-Patrick is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. John-Patrick Noland met one new person this year, Woodie Vaclav.
378.   John-Patrick is getting better at speaking Monedusus. John-Patrick is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. Pam Noland asked John-Patrick Noland for a divorce, but John-Patrick pleaded convincingly for them to stay together, which they will do for now. John-Patrick Noland met 4 new people this year: Modesty Noland, Claire Noland, Montague Noland, and Tabby Noland.
379.   John-Patrick Noland turned 60. John-Patrick is getting better at speaking Monedusus. John-Patrick is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. John-Patrick Noland met one new person this year, Charissa Vaclav.
380.   John-Patrick is getting better at speaking Monedusus. John-Patrick is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. John-Patrick Noland met 3 new people this year: Valli Noland, Dane Noland, and Starla Noland. John-Patrick just found out from Dane Noland that his family member Jonathon Noland died of natural causes in Lexington, Stantonville 7 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 61 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. (Dane had recently found this out from Prescott Vaclav.) John-Patrick is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Rayner Noland; they last saw each other 61 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. John-Patrick is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own grandfather, the late Whittaker Noland; they haven't seen each other since 61 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. John-Patrick is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Reggis Vaclav; they last saw each other 61 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. John-Patrick is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own brother, the late Jack Noland; they haven't seen each other since 57 years ago in in Dracut, Stantonville. John-Patrick Noland made 4 new friends this year: Dane Noland, Valli Noland, Dane Noland, and Starla Noland. John-Patrick is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Sibilla Noland; they haven't seen each other since 59 years ago in in Dracut, Stantonville. John-Patrick is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own father, the late Demetre Noland; they haven't seen each other since 44 years ago in in Dracut, Stantonville. John-Patrick is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own mother, the late Rubi Noland; they haven't seen each other since 42 years ago in in Dracut, Stantonville.
381.   John-Patrick is getting better at speaking Monedusus. John-Patrick is getting better at speaking Centrevillean. John-Patrick is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own nephew, the late Jabez Vaclav; they last saw each other 25 years ago in in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville. John-Patrick is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Barbara Vaclav; they last saw each other 62 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. John-Patrick is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Darian Vaclav; they last saw each other 62 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. John-Patrick is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own uncle, the late Whittaker Vaclav; they last saw each other 62 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. John-Patrick is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Mattheus Vaclav; they last saw each other 62 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville.
382.   John-Patrick is getting better at speaking Monedusus. John-Patrick has become fluent in Centrevillean. John-Patrick Noland met 3 new people this year: Layton Vaclav, Rayner Vaclav, and La Vaclav. John-Patrick visited with his nephew Keith Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 26 years ago in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville. John-Patrick just found out from Keith Vaclav that his sister Rubi Noland died of natural causes in Clyde Hill, Stantonville 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 26 years ago in in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville. (Keith had recently found this out from Ellette Noland.) John-Patrick just found out from Keith Vaclav that his brother Keith Noland died of natural causes in Tuscaloosa, Stantonville 3 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 26 years ago in in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville. (Keith had recently found this out from Valli Noland.) John-Patrick is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Jonathon Noland; they last saw each other 63 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. John-Patrick is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Emmi Aldis; they last saw each other 63 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. John-Patrick is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Thacher Vaclav; they last saw each other 63 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. John-Patrick is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Michail Vaclav; they last saw each other 63 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. John-Patrick Noland made 4 new friends this year: La Vaclav, Layton Vaclav, Keith Vaclav, and Rayner Vaclav. John-Patrick Noland is worrying about his sister Nicolle Vaclav, who, according to Starla Aldis, left 18 years ago for a voyage on the Elephantoid and hasn't been heard from since. John-Patrick is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Virgie Vaclav; they last saw each other 63 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville.
383.   John-Patrick is getting better at speaking Monedusus. Pam Noland asked John-Patrick Noland for a divorce; John-Patrick Noland agreed to it. John-Patrick Noland and Pam Noland divorced after 8 years of marriage; they did not have children together. Pam Noland and John-Patrick Noland decided that John-Patrick will stay in their house, and Pam will move out. John-Patrick visited his friend Charissa Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
384.   John-Patrick is getting better at speaking Monedusus. John-Patrick visited his friend Pam Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 14 years ago in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville, where they meet now for the last time. John-Patrick Noland's ex-wife, Pam Aldis, died in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville, of natural causes; she was 68 years old. John-Patrick Noland met one new person this year, Uriah Noland. John-Patrick is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Prescott Vaclav; they last saw each other 32 years ago in in Dracut, Stantonville. John-Patrick is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Adaline Noland; they last saw each other 65 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. John-Patrick is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Rubi Noland; they haven't seen each other since 28 years ago in in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville.
385.   John-Patrick is getting better at speaking Monedusus. John-Patrick Noland met two new people this year, Kirbie Noland and Weidar Vaclav. John-Patrick is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own sister, the late Nicolle Vaclav; they haven't seen each other since 27 years ago in in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for John-Patrick this year.
386.   John-Patrick has become fluent in Monedusus. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for John-Patrick this year. John-Patrick is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Dyanne Vaclav; they last saw each other 67 years ago in in Clyde Hill, Stantonville. John-Patrick is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own niece, the late Rubi Noland; they last saw each other 7 years ago in in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville.
387.   John-Patrick Noland murdered Hartwell Zollie in an act of revenge. John-Patrick is experiencing severe memory loss and no longer remembers his own family member, the late Mavis Noland; they haven't seen each other since 15 years ago in in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville.
388.   John-Patrick Noland has fallen ill. John-Patrick is on his deathbed and was visited by the following friends and family: Dru Noland, Risa Noland, Valli Noland, Jonathon Noland, Starla Noland, Tabby Noland, Rickey Noland, Arleen Noland, Jerrylee Noland, Whittaker Noland, Modesty Noland, Weidar Vaclav, Layton Vaclav, La Vaclav, Keith Vaclav, Rayner Vaclav, and Starla Zollie. John-Patrick Noland died in Goodnews Bay, Stantonville, of natural causes; he was 69 years old. John-Patrick Noland was laid to rest in the Goodnews Bay cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.