Narrative

335.   Kalvin Jeffry Noland was born to Isa Noland and Donovan Noland in the town of Kinsey, on the island of Zollie. 6 people came to meet Kalvin Noland for the first time this year: Isa Noland, Jeffry Noland, Donovan Noland, Gus Noland, Kalvin Noland, and Christal Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalvin this year.
336.   Kalvin is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Kalvin Noland's younger brother, Donovan Noland, was born in Kinsey.
337.   Kalvin is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Kalvin Noland's younger half-sister, Maura Noland, was born in Kinsey.
338.   Kalvin is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Kalvin Noland's younger sister, Grete Noland, was born in Kinsey. Kalvin Noland's half-sister, Maura Noland, died in Kinsey, Zollie, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Kalvin Noland's sister, Grete Noland, died in Kinsey, Zollie, from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old.
339.   Kalvin has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Kalvin Noland's younger sister, Laney Noland, was born in Kinsey.
340.   Kalvin Noland turned 5.
342.   Kalvin Noland's younger brother, Donovan Noland, was born in Kinsey. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalvin this year.
345.   Kalvin Noland turned 10. Kalvin Noland's younger brother, Stanislaw Noland, was born in Kinsey. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalvin this year.
348.   Kalvin visited his grandfather, Jeffry Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon.
350.   Kalvin Noland turned 15.
353.   Kalvin Noland is now 18 years old.
354.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalvin this year.
355.   Kalvin Noland turned 20.
356.   Kalvin Noland is thinking about leaving Kinsey, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Kalvin this year.
357.   Kalvin Noland met two new people this year, Suzanne Aldis and Madelle Aldis. Kalvin Noland made 4 new friends this year: Suzanne Aldis, Carola Aldis, Madelle Aldis, and Maura Aldis.
358.   Kalvin Noland is thinking about leaving Kinsey, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
359.   Kalvin Noland's younger sister, Gus Noland, was born in Kinsey. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Kalvin this year.
360.   Kalvin Noland turned 25. Kalvin Noland met one new person this year, Alyda Guillermo. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalvin this year.
361.   A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalvin this year.
362.   Suzanne Noland had an affair with Kalvin Noland; she is now pregnant. Suzanne Noland had an affair with Kalvin Noland; Suzanne's husband, Donovan Noland, found out and is now contemplating divorce. Kalvin Noland made 3 new friends this year: Hedy Aldis, Abdul Guillermo, and Rikki Noland.
363.   Suzanne Noland gave birth to a girl named Eugine Ethelyn Noland, of whom Kalvin Noland is the father. In Noland House, their home, Kalvin is attending to Madelle Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Kalvin this year.
364.   Kalvin Noland has made up his mind: he is going to leave Kinsey, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Kalvin Noland decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Okanogan. Kalvin Noland moved out of Noland House in Kinsey. Kalvin Noland caught word of an uninhabited house in Okanogan, Zollie, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Kalvin Noland moved into Aldis House in Okanogan. Suzanne Noland had an affair with Kalvin Noland. Suzanne Noland had an affair with Kalvin Noland; Suzanne's husband, Donovan Noland, found out and is now contemplating divorce. Kalvin Noland met one new person this year, Roderic Aldis.
365.   Kalvin Noland is now 30 years old.
366.   Kalvin Noland met one new person this year, Mark Zollie.
367.   Kalvin Noland is thinking about leaving Okanogan, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
370.   Kalvin Noland is thinking about leaving Okanogan, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Kalvin Noland met two new people this year, Fidel Zollie and Fidel Zollie. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalvin this year.
371.   Kalvin Noland's parents Isa Noland and Donovan Noland divorced after 39 years of marriage; they had 8 children together.
372.   Kalvin Noland is thinking about leaving Okanogan, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates.
373.   Kalvin Noland is planning to move to a neighboring town. Kalvin Noland's brother, Donovan Noland, murdered 33-year-old Reuben Noland in the wilderness of Wilderness of Zollie. Kalvin Noland's brother, Donovan Noland, murdered 37-year-old Chevalier Noland in self-defense in the wilderness of Zollie, after the latter tried to murder him. This was his second victim. Kalvin Noland moved to Kinsey, 11 miles away from Okanogan. Kalvin Noland moved out of Aldis House in Okanogan. Kalvin Noland caught word of an uninhabited house in Kinsey, Zollie, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Kalvin Noland moved into Aldis House in Kinsey. Kalvin Noland met two new people this year, Fidel Aldis and Dawn Aldis. Kalvin just found out from Capt. Fidel Aldis that his sister Christal Noland died in Kinsey, Zollie 4 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 10 years ago in in Kinsey, Zollie. (Fidel had recently found this out from Capt. Fidel Aldis.) Kalvin just found out from Capt. Fidel Aldis that his mother Isa Noland died in Kinsey, Zollie 1 years ago. They hadn't seen each other since 10 years ago in in Kinsey, Zollie. (Fidel had recently found this out from Capt. Fidel Aldis.)
374.   Kalvin Noland made 4 new friends this year: Dawn Aldis, Ravil Noland, Gus Noland, and Fidel Zollie.
375.   Kalvin Noland is now 40 years old. Kalvin visited his father, Donovan Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kalvin Noland's father, Donovan Noland, died in Kinsey, Zollie, of natural causes; he was 64 years old. Kalvin Noland met two new people this year, Hubert Guillermo and Arlene Guillermo.
376.   Kalvin Noland is thinking about leaving Kinsey, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
378.   Kalvin Noland met 3 new people this year: Marge Noland, Tessi Noland, and Abdul Noland. Kalvin reunited with his brother Stanislaw Noland, who he hasn't seen since 15 years ago in Kinsey, Zollie.
379.   Alyda Zollie had an affair with Kalvin Noland. Alyda Zollie had an affair with Kalvin Noland; Alyda's husband, Mark Zollie, found out and is now contemplating divorce. Kalvin visited with his niece Carola Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Kinsey, Zollie.
380.   Kalvin Noland is planning to move to a bigger town. Kalvin Noland is thinking about leaving Kinsey, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Kalvin visited his grandfather, Capt. Fidel Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Kalvin Noland moved to Prasun Crest, 13 miles away from Kinsey. Kalvin Noland moved out of Aldis House in Kinsey. Kalvin Noland caught word of an uninhabited house in Prasun Crest, Zollie, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Kalvin Noland moved into Aldis House in Prasun Crest. Kalvin Noland met 16 new people this year: Suzanne Aldis, Endora Noland, Tiebold Aldis, Maura Noland, Suki Aldis, Anabelle Aldis, Rona Aldis, Amandy Gilles, Carlton Aldis, Perri Aldis, Missy Aldis, Sanford Aldis, Sigrid Aldis, Alane Aldis, Xaviera Noland, and Caril Aldis. Kalvin visited with his niece Maura Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Kinsey, Zollie. Kalvin visited with his niece Jacinda Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Kinsey, Zollie. Kalvin visited with his uncle Hendrik Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 24 years ago in Kinsey, Zollie. Kalvin visited with his niece Hedy Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Kinsey, Zollie. Kalvin visited with his uncle Morris Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Kinsey, Zollie. Kalvin reunited with his sister Laney Noland, who he hasn't seen since 19 years ago in Kinsey, Zollie. Kalvin visited with his nephew Siddhartha Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Kinsey, Zollie. Kalvin reunited with his brother Donovan Noland, who he hasn't seen since 17 years ago in Kinsey, Zollie. Kalvin visited with his niece Rikki Noland, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Kinsey, Zollie. Kalvin reunited with his sister Gus Aldis, who he hasn't seen since 17 years ago in Kinsey, Zollie. Kalvin Noland made 13 new friends this year: Suzanne Aldis, Missy Aldis, Sigrid Aldis, Jacinda Aldis, Carlton Aldis, Odysseus Aldis, Sanford Aldis, Alane Aldis, Faith Aldis, Arlena Gilles, Lovell Gilles, Amandy Gilles, and Endora Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalvin this year.
381.   Kalvin Noland met 4 new people this year: Kerrie Aldis, Chrissy Aldis, Maritsa Aldis, and Leah Aldis. Kalvin Noland made 4 new friends this year: Rona Aldis, Tiebold Aldis, Suki Aldis, and Lovell Gilles. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Kalvin this year.
382.   Kalvin Noland murdered 59-year-old Randie Aldis in Prasun Crest, Zollie. Kalvin Noland was murdered by Sanford Aldis in an act of revenge. Kalvin Noland was laid to rest in the Prasun Crest cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there. Kalvin Noland's brother, Donovan Noland, murdered Sanford Aldis in an act of revenge.
383.   Kalvin Noland's brother, Donovan Noland, killed his 18-year-old cousin Carlton Aldis in self-defense in Prasun Crest, Zollie, after the latter tried to murder him. This was his second victim.
395.   Kalvin Noland's brother, Donovan Noland, murdered 44-year-old Emmett Noland in the wilderness of Wilderness of Zollie. This was his third victim.
398.   Kalvin Noland's brother, Stanislaw Noland, murdered 22-year-old Reuben Noland in Harpersville, Zollie. Kalvin Noland's brother, Stanislaw Noland, murdered Stanislaw Noland in an act of revenge. This was his second victim.