Narrative

280.   Waldo Bjorne Noland was born to Blinnie Noland and Bjorne Noland in the town of Fishhook, on the island of Hornbeak. 6 people came to meet Waldo Noland for the first time this year: Blinnie Noland, Gaylene Noland, Darcie Noland, Otto Noland, Waldo Noland, and Bjorne Noland. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Waldo this year.
281.   Waldo is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Waldo Noland's younger brother, Gunter Noland, was born in Fishhook.
282.   Waldo is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Waldo Noland made 6 new friends this year: Shorty Gilles, Marybeth Gilles, Alvinia Guillermo, Ashlen Guillermo, Bjorne Noland, and Dickie Vaclav.
283.   Waldo is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. Waldo Noland made 3 new friends this year: Valentin Guillermo, Blinnie Noland, and Gaylene Noland.
284.   Waldo has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Waldo Noland made 4 new friends this year: Otto Noland, Darcie Noland, Carmina Zollie, and Taber Zollie.
285.   Waldo Noland turned 5. Bjorne Noland's wife, Blinnie Noland, and children, Gunter Noland, Gaylene Noland, Otto Noland, Darcie Noland, and Waldo Noland, are preparing to venture into the wilderness with Bjorne. Waldo Noland moved out of Guillermo House in Fishhook. Bjorne Noland stopped in the wilderness 39 miles south of Fishhook.
286.   Waldo Noland's younger brother, Sumner Noland, was born in Wilderness of Hornbeak. Waldo Noland's father, Bjorne Noland, murdered 56-year-old Douglis Gilles in self-defense in the wilderness of Hornbeak, after the latter tried to murder him.
287.   Waldo Noland's younger sister, Jacklyn Noland, was born in Wilderness of Hornbeak. Waldo Noland's brother, Sumner Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Hornbeak from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Waldo this year.
290.   Waldo Noland turned 10. Waldo Noland's father, Bjorne Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Hornbeak of starvation; he was 36 years old.
291.   Waldo Noland's sister, Gaylene Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Hornbeak of starvation; she was 14 years old.
295.   Waldo Noland is now 15 years old. Waldo Noland is worrying about his brother Otto Noland, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Normandy, Hornbeak.
296.   Waldo Noland is worrying about his brother Otto Noland, who 3 years ago set out for a new life in Normandy, Hornbeak.
297.   Waldo Noland is thinking about leaving Wilderness of Hornbeak, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates. Waldo Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Hornbeak; he will do so shortly. Waldo Noland is moving east from Wilderness of Hornbeak at a sensible pace. Waldo Noland traveled 17 miles east in the wilderness of Hornbeak. Waldo visited with his friend Helmuth Guillermo, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Fishhook, Hornbeak. Waldo Noland is worrying about his mother Blinnie Noland, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Normandy, Hornbeak.
298.   Waldo Noland turned 18. Waldo Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Hornbeak; he will do so shortly. Waldo Noland is moving east from Wilderness of Hornbeak at a brisk pace. Waldo Noland traveled 13 miles east in the wilderness of Hornbeak. Waldo Noland is worrying about his mother Blinnie Noland, who 3 years ago set out for a new life in Normandy, Hornbeak.
299.   Waldo Noland married Freida Zollie in the wilderness of Hornbeak; she moved onto his campsite in the wilderness of Hornbeak. Freida Zollie is now named Freida Noland. Waldo Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Hornbeak, and his wife Freida Noland argued against the idea, but then relented; they will do so shortly. Waldo Noland's wife, Freida Noland, is preparing to venture into the wilderness with Waldo. Waldo Noland is moving east from Wilderness of Hornbeak at a fast pace. Waldo Noland traveled a mile east in the wilderness of Hornbeak.
300.   Waldo Noland turned 20. Waldo Noland has decided to leave Wilderness of Hornbeak; he will go in the night without asking or even telling his wife Freida Noland. Waldo Noland is moving north from Wilderness of Hornbeak at a swift pace. Waldo Noland traveled 17 miles north in the wilderness of Hornbeak. Waldo Noland is worrying about his brother Gunter Noland, who 2 years ago set out for a new life in Plantersville, Hornbeak.
301.   Freida Noland gave birth to a girl named Elberta Charleen Noland, after Elberta Guillermo, of whom Waldo Noland is the father. Waldo Noland's daughter, Elberta Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Hornbeak from complications related to infancy; she was not even a year old. Waldo Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Hornbeak, and his wife Freida Noland timidly acquiesced; they will do so shortly. Waldo Noland's wife, Freida Noland, is preparing to venture into the wilderness with Waldo. Waldo Noland is moving south from Wilderness of Hornbeak at a brisk pace. Waldo Noland traveled 31 miles south in the wilderness of Hornbeak. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Waldo this year. Waldo Noland is worrying about his brother Otto Noland, who 3 years ago set out for a new life in Normandy, Hornbeak.
302.   Freida Noland gave birth to a girl named Ranee Charleen Noland, of whom Waldo Noland is the father. Waldo Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Hornbeak; his wife Freida Noland is unwilling to go along, so Waldo, who is dead-set on departing, will divorce Freida and go on alone. Waldo Noland and Freida Noland divorced after 3 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Freida Noland and Waldo Noland decided that their child, Ranee, will live with Waldo. Freida Noland and Waldo Noland decided that Waldo will stay at their campsite in the wilderness of Hornbeak, and Freida will move out. Waldo Noland is moving north from Wilderness of Hornbeak at a swift pace. Waldo Noland traveled 34 miles north in the wilderness of Hornbeak. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Waldo this year. Waldo Noland is worrying about his brother Gunter Noland, who 4 years ago set out for a new life in Plantersville, Hornbeak.
303.   Freida Noland gave birth to a boy named Taber Karim Noland, after Taber Zollie, of whom Waldo Noland is the father. Waldo Noland's daughter, Ranee Noland, died alone in the wilderness of Hornbeak from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old. Waldo Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Hornbeak; he will do so shortly. Waldo Noland is moving west from Wilderness of Hornbeak at a brisk pace. Waldo Noland traveled 21 miles west in the wilderness of Hornbeak. Waldo visited with his friend Dickie Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Fishhook, Hornbeak. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Waldo this year. Waldo Noland is worrying about his brother Gunter Noland, who 5 years ago set out for a new life in Plantersville, Hornbeak.
304.   Waldo Noland's mother Blinnie Noland married Jules Gilles in Normandy, Hornbeak. Blinnie Noland is now named Blinnie Gilles. Waldo Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Hornbeak; he will do so shortly. Waldo Noland is moving east from Wilderness of Hornbeak at a rapid pace. Waldo Noland traveled 34 miles east in the wilderness of Hornbeak. Waldo Noland is worrying about his brother Gunter Noland, who 6 years ago set out for a new life in Plantersville, Hornbeak.
305.   Waldo Noland turned 25. Waldo Noland is thinking about leaving Wilderness of Hornbeak, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Waldo Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Hornbeak; he will do so shortly. Waldo Noland is moving north from Wilderness of Hornbeak at a fast pace. Waldo Noland traveled 21 miles north in the wilderness of Hornbeak. Waldo Noland is worrying about his brother Gunter Noland, who 7 years ago set out for a new life in Plantersville, Hornbeak.
306.   Waldo visited his friend Addis Noland, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Waldo Noland decided to leave Wilderness of Hornbeak; he will do so shortly. Waldo Noland is moving north from Wilderness of Hornbeak at a swift pace. Waldo Noland traveled a mile north in the wilderness of Hornbeak.
307.   Waldo Noland was murdered in the wilderness of Wilderness of Hornbeak by Marius Melvin; he was 27 years old. Since there is no one in the vicinity of where Waldo Noland died, he was not buried or given a gravestone. Waldo Noland's sister, Jacklyn Noland, murdered 44-year-old Quincy Aldis in the wilderness of Wilderness of Hornbeak.
331.   Waldo Noland's son Taber Noland married Zsa Zsa Prasun in Fishhook, Hornbeak.
332.   Waldo Noland's grandchild, named Talia Noland, was born in the town of Brewton, Hornbeak; the child's father is Waldo's son, Taber Noland.
333.   Waldo Noland's grandchild, named Rustin Noland, was born in the town of Fishhook, Hornbeak; the child's father is Waldo's son, Taber Noland. Waldo Noland's son Taber Noland and Zsa Zsa Noland divorced after 2 years of marriage; they had 2 children together. Zsa Zsa Noland and Taber Noland decided that their children, Talia and Rustin, will live with Zsa Zsa.
334.   Waldo Noland's grandchild, named Sybilla Guillermo, was born in the wilderness of Hornbeak; the child's father is Waldo's son, Taber Noland.