Narrative

271.   Johann Hasheem Jordan was born to Kacie Jordan and Sayres Jordan in the town of Normandy, on the island of Hornbeak. He is named after his father's uncle, Johann Aldis. 9 people came to meet Johann Jordan for the first time this year: Aguste Jordan, Rebekkah Aldis, Brandise Gilles, Sayres Jordan, Juli Jordan, Juli Jordan, Johann Jordan, Kacie Jordan, and Sayres Jordan. Skyler Aldis people came to meet Johann Jordan for the first time. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Johann this year.
272.   Johann is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx. In Jordan House, their home, Johann is attending to Sayres Jordan, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon. Johann Jordan's father, Sayres Jordan, died in Normandy, Hornbeak, after showing symptoms of disease; he was 36 years old.
273.   Johann is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
274.   Johann is getting better at speaking Aniumustpyrx.
275.   Johann has become fluent in Aniumustpyrx. Johann Jordan's mother, Kacie Jordan, took her own life in Normandy, Hornbeak; she was 41 years old. Johann Jordan made 3 new friends this year: Burton Gilles, Sayres Jordan, and Huntlee Noland.
276.   Johann Jordan is now 5 years old. Johann Jordan met 3 new people this year: Ashlen Aldis, Jenny Gilles, and Noelani Aldis.
277.   Johann Jordan met two new people this year, Meghan Aldis and Mayor Gilles. Johann Jordan made 6 new friends this year: Tamma Aldis, Skyler Aldis, Noelani Aldis, Mayor Gilles, Herman Gilles, and Rita Gilles.
278.   Johann Jordan's brother, Aguste Jordan, was murdered in Normandy, Hornbeak by Gerty Gilles; he was 17 years old. Johann Jordan's brother, Sayres Jordan, murdered Gerty Gilles in an act of revenge. Johann Jordan's brother, Sayres Jordan, killed 29-year-old Serge Gilles in self-defense in Normandy, Hornbeak, after the latter tried to murder him. This was his second victim. Johann Jordan made 7 new friends this year: Idelle Gilles, Katlin Gilles, Juli Jordan, Jordon Myke, Wynnie Myke, Aldus Noland, and Sibbie Noland.
281.   Johann Jordan turned 10. Johann Jordan met one new person this year, Jameson Vaclav.
283.   Johann Jordan met one new person this year, Haydon Gilles.
284.   Johann Jordan met one new person this year, Garcia Myke. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Johann this year.
285.   Johann Jordan met two new people this year, Meghan Aldis and Karlen Gilles. Johann Jordan made 6 new friends this year: Meghan Aldis, Ashlen Aldis, Meghan Aldis, Karlen Gilles, Gunter Guillermo, and Garcia Myke.
286.   Johann Jordan turned 15. Johann visited his friend Goldie Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 10 years ago in Normandy, Hornbeak, where they meet now for the last time. Johann Jordan met one new person this year, Bobbie Gilles. Johann Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Haydon Gilles, Katerina Gilles, Layla Guillermo, and Jocelyne Myke.
287.   A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Johann this year.
288.   Johann visited his friend Katerina Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Normandy, Hornbeak, where they meet now for the last time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Johann this year.
289.   Johann Jordan is now 18 years old. Johann visited his friend Rebekkah Aldis, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 18 years ago in Normandy, Hornbeak, where they meet now for the last time. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Johann this year.
290.   Johann Jordan met one new person this year, Rutledge Gilles. Johann Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Broderic Aldis, Cordelie Gilles, Shina Jordan, and Thorpe Noland. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Johann this year. The settlements of Normandy and Perote are consolidating; since it's the biggest town and the economic center of the area, Normandy will absorb the other settlements.
291.   Johann Jordan turned 20. Johann Jordan's brother, Sayres Jordan, took his own life in Normandy, Hornbeak; he was 36 years old. Johann Jordan met 7 new people this year: Margy Gilles, Emmalynn Gilles, Sherri Gilles, Travis Gilles, Anna Gilles, Roslyn Aldis, and Durante Gilles. Johann reunited with his sister Juli Jordan, who he hasn't seen since 12 years ago in Normandy, Hornbeak. Johann Jordan made 6 new friends this year: Roslyn Aldis, Sherri Gilles, Emmalynn Gilles, Jules Gilles, Travis Gilles, and Hamlin Jordan. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Johann this year.
292.   Johann Jordan is planning to move to a neighboring town. Johann Jordan married Noelani Aldis in Normandy, Hornbeak. Noelani Aldis is now named Noelani Jordan. Johann visited his friend Gunter Guillermo, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 9 years ago in Normandy, Hornbeak, where they meet now for the last time. Johann visited his friend Brandise Gilles, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 21 years ago in Normandy, Hornbeak, where they meet now for the last time. Johann Jordan moved to Hilliard, 8 miles away from Normandy. Johann Jordan moved out of Jordan House in Normandy. Johann Jordan heard about an uninhabited house in Hilliard, Hornbeak, called Quinn House, that could be resided in. Johann Jordan moved into Quinn House in Hilliard.
293.   Noelani Jordan gave birth to a boy named Georgia Sayres Jordan, after Georgia Aldis, of whom Johann Jordan is the father. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Johann this year.
294.   Noelani Jordan gave birth to a boy named Lucien Johann Jordan, of whom Johann Jordan is the father. Johann Jordan's son, Georgia Jordan, died in Hilliard, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. A language barrier precluded potential new friendships for Johann this year.
295.   Noelani Jordan gave birth to a boy named Goober Skyler Jordan, after Goober Aldis, of whom Johann Jordan is the father. Johann Jordan's son, Lucien Jordan, died in Hilliard, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; he was only a year old. Johann Jordan moved to Dighton, 3 miles away from Hilliard. Johann Jordan moved out of Quinn House in Hilliard. Johann Jordan was told of an uninhabited house in Dighton, Hornbeak, called Zollie House, that could be resided in. Johann Jordan moved into Zollie House in Dighton.
296.   Johann Jordan turned 25. Noelani Jordan gave birth to a girl named Meghan Edee Jordan, after Meghan Aldis, of whom Johann Jordan is the father. Johann Jordan asked Noelani Jordan for a divorce; Noelani Jordan agreed to it. Johann Jordan and Noelani Jordan divorced after 4 years of marriage; they had 4 children together. Johann Jordan and Noelani Jordan decided that their children, Goober and Meghan, will live with Noelani. Johann Jordan and Noelani Jordan decided that Noelani will stay in their house, and Johann will move out. Johann Jordan moved out of Zollie House in Dighton. Johann Jordan moved into Jordan House in Dighton. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Johann this year.
297.   Johann Jordan's daughter, Meghan Jordan, died in Dighton, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; she was only a year old.
299.   Johann Jordan had a sexual liaison with Noelani Jordan.
300.   Noelani Jordan gave birth to a boy named Johann Angel Jordan; he is named for his father Johann Hasheem Jordan. Johann Jordan's son, Johann Jordan, died in Dighton, Hornbeak, from complications related to infancy; he was not even a year old.
301.   Johann Jordan turned 30. Johann Jordan is thinking about leaving Dighton, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
302.   Johann Jordan met one new person this year, Rickey Guillermo. Johann visited with his friend Bobbie Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Normandy, Hornbeak.
303.   Johann Jordan is thinking about leaving Dighton, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Johann Jordan decided to leave Dighton; he will do so shortly. Johann Jordan moved out of Jordan House in Dighton. Johann Jordan is moving south from Wilderness of Hornbeak at a brisk pace. Johann Jordan stopped in the woods just outside Dighton. Johann Jordan met 3 new people this year: Freida Noland, Willey Zollie, and Stevy Zollie. Johann caught up with an old acquaintance, Jae Zollie, who he hadn't seen since 16 years ago in Normandy, Hornbeak. Johann visited with his friend Jameson Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 17 years ago in Normandy, Hornbeak. Johann visited with his friend Idelle Vaclav, who he hadn't seen since 19 years ago in Normandy, Hornbeak. Johann Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Freida Noland, Ardene Zollie, Willey Zollie, and Stevy Zollie.
304.   Johann visited with his friend Karlen Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 13 years ago in Normandy, Hornbeak.
305.   Johann Jordan is thinking about leaving Wilderness of Hornbeak, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates.
306.   Johann Jordan is thinking about leaving Wilderness of Hornbeak, where he is frustrated by the dearth of potential mates.
307.   Johann visited his friend Jameson Vaclav, who has fallen ill and is likely to die soon; they first met 26 years ago in Normandy, Hornbeak. Johann Jordan met one new person this year, Taber Noland.
308.   Johann Jordan decided to leave Wilderness of Hornbeak; he will do so shortly. Johann Jordan is moving west from Wilderness of Hornbeak at a swift pace. Johann Jordan stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Hornbeak. Johann visited with his friend Skyler Aldis, who he hadn't seen since 11 years ago in Dighton, Hornbeak. Johann just found out from Karlen Gilles that one of his oldest friends, Jameson Vaclav, died of natural causes in the wilderness of Hornbeak 1 years ago. Jameson and Johann first met 27 years ago in in Normandy, Hornbeak, and saw each other just last year in in the wilderness of Hornbeak. (Karlen had recently found this out from Jacklyn Noland.)
309.   Johann Jordan is thinking about leaving Wilderness of Hornbeak, where he is lonely due to the dearth of potential mates. Johann Jordan decided to leave Wilderness of Hornbeak; he will do so shortly. Johann Jordan is moving east from Wilderness of Hornbeak at a fast pace. Johann Jordan traveled 30 miles east in the wilderness of Hornbeak. Johann Jordan met one new person this year, Jacklyn Noland. Johann visited with his friend Haydon Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 18 years ago in Normandy, Hornbeak.
310.   Johann Jordan decided to leave Wilderness of Hornbeak; he will do so shortly. Johann Jordan is moving east from Wilderness of Hornbeak at a swift pace. Johann Jordan traveled a mile east in the wilderness of Hornbeak. Johann Jordan is worrying about his sister Juli Jordan, who, according to Skyler Aldis, left 2 years ago for a voyage on the Aortoptosis and hasn't been heard from since.
311.   Johann Jordan is now 40 years old. Johann Jordan decided to leave Wilderness of Hornbeak; he will do so shortly. Johann Jordan is moving north from Wilderness of Hornbeak at a rapid pace. Johann Jordan traveled 26 miles north in the wilderness of Hornbeak. Johann visited with his friend Mayor Gilles, who he hadn't seen since 20 years ago in Normandy, Hornbeak.
312.   Johann Jordan decided to leave Wilderness of Hornbeak; he will do so shortly. Johann Jordan is moving north from Wilderness of Hornbeak at a fast pace. Johann Jordan stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Hornbeak.
313.   Johann Jordan decided to leave Wilderness of Hornbeak; he will do so shortly. Johann Jordan is moving north from Wilderness of Hornbeak at a brisk pace. Johann Jordan stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Hornbeak. Johann reunited with his son Goober Jordan, who he hasn't seen since 11 years ago in Dighton, Hornbeak.
314.   Johann Jordan decided to leave Wilderness of Hornbeak; he will do so shortly. Johann Jordan is moving north from Wilderness of Hornbeak at a rapid pace. Johann Jordan stayed put at his campsite in the wilderness of Hornbeak.
315.   Johann Jordan has made up his mind: he is going to leave Wilderness of Hornbeak, where there is depressingly a dearth of potential mates. Johann Jordan decided he would have a better chance meeting someone in the town of Vandalia. Johann Jordan was told of an uninhabited house in Vandalia, Hornbeak, called Aldis House, that could be resided in. Johann Jordan moved into Aldis House in Vandalia. Johann Jordan met 11 new people this year: Lanny Aldis, Philomena Aldis, Collin Aldis, Kizzee Aldis, Toby Aldis, Carita Aldis, Nady Noland, Yolanda Vaclav, Harald Vaclav, Frankie Aldis, and Blair Aldis. Johann Jordan made 11 new friends this year: Darin Aldis, Philomena Aldis, Carita Aldis, Sivert Aldis, Kizzee Aldis, Wolf Aldis, Lanny Aldis, Dorette Aldis, Dove Aldis, Nady Noland, and Harald Vaclav.
316.   Johann Jordan's son, Goober Jordan, murdered 24-year-old Meryl Zollie in the wilderness of Wilderness of Hornbeak. Johann Jordan met one new person this year, Pammi Aldis. Johann Jordan made 4 new friends this year: Toby Aldis, Frankie Aldis, Roarke Aldis, and Blair Aldis.
318.   Johann Jordan met two new people this year, Frankie Aldis and Dell Aldis. A language barrier precluded other potential new friendships for Johann this year.
319.   Johann Jordan was murdered in Vandalia, Hornbeak by Darin Aldis; he was 48 years old. Johann Jordan was laid to rest in the Vandalia cemetery by a procession of its residents, who placed a gravestone there.